Sen门圣经《Pants of Universe Chaochao》【中英对照】

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snowmies! (turns into monkey) (pants fly of) (dies of love) (revives of love) (turns back into human) (ages 4000 years) (fly into sun) (turn to dust) (revive as pet dog) (find you and become pet) (turms you into monkey) (shares a banana with you) (builds a tower of bricks) (breaks the tower down) (drools) (barks agressively) (foams at the mouth (becomes feral) (slams head into wall) (screams at the sky) (shakes you violenty) (jump at the moon) (destroys moon) (alls back down to earth) (gets on knee) (proposes marriage to you) (heart jumps out of chest) (heart does backlip) (heart exlodes) (steam comes out of ears) (tongue rlls out of mouth, flls to foor) (legs kick at floor like dog, floor breaks) (earthquake) (earth explodes) (we fly to mars) (mars explodes) (recreate earth) (makes new species) (makes new species worship you as a god) (new species builds a statue in your honor) (I kiss statue until it breaks) (new species get mad at me) (I destroy new species) (pants explode) (pants fly off) (no pants) (chaochao) (certificate) (I do) (married) (marriage ceremony no pants, pants fly off) (get certificate) (give birth to kiten yuki) (yuki destroys world with cuteness) (yuki builds society in our honor) (we die of old age) (yuki learns science and brings up back to life) (we get married no pants, pants fly off chao chao again) (universe pants ly of) (universe restarts) (we ressurect a third time, no pants wedding, chaochao, pants fly off a last time, the end)

雪人! (变成猴子) (裤子飞掉) (爱死) (爱复活) (变回人) (4000岁) (飞入太阳) (化为尘土) (复活为宠物狗) (找到你 并成为宠物) (把你变成猴子) (和你分享一根香蕉) (建- 座砖塔) (拆毁塔) (流口水) (咄咄逼人地吠叫) (口吐白沫) (变得野性) (猛击头 撞墙) (对着天空尖叫) (猛烈摇晃你) (跳向月亮)(摧毁月亮) (落回地面) (跪下) (向你求婚) (心跳出胸膛) (心脏后空翻) (心脏爆炸) (耳朵里冒出蒸汽) (舌头从嘴里滚出来，掉到地板上) (腿像狗一 样踢地板，地板破裂) (地震) (地球爆炸) (我们飞向火星) (火星爆炸) (重建地球) (创造新物种) (让新物种崇拜你如神) (新物种为你建造一 座雕像) (我亲吻雕像直到它破碎) (新物种生我的气) ( 我灭新种) (裤子爆炸) (裤子飞掉) (没有裤子) (chaochao) (证书) (我愿意) (结婚) (结婚典礼没有裤子，裤子飞掉) (得到证书) (生 小猫yuki) (yuki 可爱摧毁世界) (yuki 以我们的名义建立社会) (我们老死了) (yuki学习科学并起死回生) (我们结婚没穿裤子， 裤子又飞走了chaochao) (宇宙裤子飞了) (宇宙重启) (我们第三次复活， 没有裤子的婚礼，chaochao, 最后一次裤子飞了，结束)