我们先倒带

Let's rewind.

Rewind[ˌriˈwaɪnd]v.倒带；重绕（磁带等）；倒片

这一切要从父母决定让我们出趟远门说起

It all began when our parents decided we could use some fresh air

他们把我们送到北方俄勒冈州

They shipped us up north to a sleepy town

Up north 北上；北部；到北部

Sleepy[ˈslipi] adj.困倦的；瞌睡的；安静的；冷清的

一个叫做重力泉的寂静小镇

called Gravity Falls, Oregon

Gravity[ˈɡrævəti] n.重力；严重性；严肃；地球引力

Falls n.瀑布

Oregon ['ɔrigən]n.俄勒冈；【城】俄勒冈州

好让我们住在叔公深山野林里的家

to stay at our great-uncle's place in the woods.

这阁楼太赞了

This attic is amazing!

Attic[ˈætɪk]n.阁楼；屋顶室

看看我手上扎的刺

Check out all my splinters!

Splinter[ˈsplɪntər]n.碎片；木片；(炮弹的)破片；(碎木片等的)刺

而且我床上还有只山羊

And there's a goat on my bed.

嗨 朋友

Hey, friend.

噢 你就放心咬我的毛衣吧 哈哈

Oh! Yes, you can keep chewing on my sweater. Ha ha ha ha ha!

Chew[tʃu] v.咀嚼；嚼碎;咬住;不停地咀嚼

n.咀嚼；口香糖；供嚼用的烟草

我的姐姐总试着往好的方面看

My sister tended to look on the bright side of things.

Tend[tend]v.倾向；往往会；趋向；趋于

耶 青草地

Yay! Grass!

但是为了适应新环境

But I was having a hard time

我可是受尽了苦头

getting used to our new surroundings.

Use to 应用领域；用途；习惯

Surroundings[səˈraʊndɪŋz] n.环境

这就是我们的叔公斯坦

And then was our great-uncle Stan...

就是这家伙

that guy.

还是值了

It was worth it.

叔公把他的房子改装成一个叫做神秘小屋的

Our uncle had transformed his house into a tourist trap 

Transform[trænsˈfɔrm] v.转换；转化；改造；(使)变形

Tourist[ˈtʊrɪst] n.游客；旅游者；观光者；

Trap [træp] n.（捕捉动物）陷阱；圈套；诡计；牢笼

专门敲诈旅客的景点

he called the Mystery Shack.

Mystery[ˈmɪst(ə)ri] n.神秘；奥秘；奥迹；神秘的事物

Shack[ʃæk] n.棚屋；简陋的小屋

但是真正神秘的问题是为什么还有大批的人来参观

The real mystery was why anyone came.

女士们 先生们 请看

Ladies and gentlemen, behold...

Behold[bɪˈhoʊld]  v.看；看见

体毛怪

the sascrotch!

-哇哦 -我的天哪

- Whoa! - Oh, my gosh!

猜猜谁要在这里工作吧

And guess who had to work there.

不许碰商品

No touching the merchandise!

Merchandise[ˈmɜrtʃənˌdaɪz] n.商品；货品；相关商品；

本以为整个夏天都会是一成不变无聊日子

It looked like it was gonna be the same boring routine all summer

Routine[ˌruˈtin] n.常规；例程；例行程序；正常顺序

直到这么一个重大的日子

until one fateful day...

Fateful[ˈfeɪtfəl] adj.紧要的；命中注定的；不祥的