>Sniff.< No one wants to be the 3-foot high, swamp-dwelling garden dragon. Sniff. OK, now I smell why.Now that's good-looking. I'm sure he'll find a lovely lady dragon to lay eggs with. I mean, with a beautiful face like that, don't you ladies just want to kiss him? Just ask the ladies this and they'll get so excited they'll give out the wrong phone number. You know you want him!Someone really needs to start selling ready-to-wear clothes for those pesky unexpected dragon transformations. We'll call it Ready-to-Raaar~Did you know that rats taste differently to dragons based on their color? White rats are vanilla, brown rats are chocolate, red rats are raspberry... I'm making this up.A nostalgic piece, to be sure. This image will take you back to the day you transformed into a dragon and got caught eating live rats in the basement.
