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我与学科那些事(6):英语(2)

2023-07-28 02:49 作者:zzc2023  | 我要投稿

我与英语的日常!

(可能有点微微se,请慎重观看)

“Morning,lady.”

"hmmm......Did you stay up late tonight?"

"Yep......How do you now that?"

(showing a photo)

"What the......When?!"

"1 o'clock,kid."

"But......Why you didn't make any noise?"

"I was barefoot."

"......Why?"

(chuckle)

“Because you are so lovely~~”

“What?!”

“Can you answer me a question!”

“Sure,lady”

“Why do you such a good memory?”

“Well......Do reading actively,watch English movies,listen to English songs......”

“emmm......I remember you have a book called《TV English by Xv Guozhang》,right?”

“Right.”

"Can you lend it to me for a week?I heard that the book is very interesting."

"Of course you can.But,remember to return it to me on time."

“No problem.”

门被打开了

“嗯?在睡觉?”

“漂亮,正好拍下来,然后发到学科群里——叫你们一天天在那野”

(咔嚓)

“好家伙,口水都下来了”

(第二天早上)

“Give me f out!!!”

“emmm......What happened,lady?”

“How dare you!!!”

“Because......you're so lovely.”

“......”

“Angel,get into my room and take out all of the papers.”

“I'll let you know what are the consequences of messing with me!”

“Nonononono,lady,just for fun!”

“No!!!”

“Angel,你觉得你姐咋样?”

“挺好啊,就是感觉有点神经大条。”

“我也觉得。而且,为啥我总觉得她有点......疯?”

“什么意思?”

“就一看到我,立马控制不住自己,想靠近我,要把我吃了一样?”

“......”

“她喜欢你吧......”

“啊......好吧”

“虽然我也有点喜欢她......”

“很漂亮,优雅的时候很优雅,对吧?”

“......是的”

“那就说出来嘛”

“......行”

“Anne?”

“uh~huh?”

“I'll tell you one thing.”

“OK”

“I......like you......”

“......”

“Kid,Maybe you don't know that......”

“I love you......”

“huh?”

“So~let's do some fun together......”

“What?Help!Angel!Let me out!”

“Don't want to run away,kid.”

“Angel,bind him.”

“Wait,ah......so hurt”

“So lovely......right?”

“Enjoy it,kid.”

“Since you like me,you'll experience these interesting things!”

“Trust me,kid......”

“You will like it.”

我不知道我是怎么走出英语的房间的

或许......是爬出来的?

我只知道,在那次进房间之后,再一看到那房间,我一瞬间会晕过去。

这俩人......实在是太野了。

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