RA3粉碎者设定&语音
设计用途：
先进对地
制造方：
克罗沃瓦建设公司（Konstruktsiya Korovova）
原产国：
苏联
量产方：
苏联战争工厂
主要特征：
钨涂层研磨滚筒
装甲驾驶舱
气冷引擎组件
遇水工作的浮筒
清洁间
历史资料：
明明还在不久之前，苏联红军还有无数坦克、无敌空军和无穷步兵，前所未有的威武雄壮，似乎就连非苏联人都认为红军锐不可当。可旭日帝国的奇袭重创了这支盛极一时的军队，盟军各国得以见缝插针，取得决定性胜利，击败自己的宿敌。然而，多亏数名未被革职的官员和他们优秀的经典苏式实用主义思想，红军并未就此消亡。苏联否认了红军再武装的可能，但逐渐显山露水的新型战备力量似乎与政府承诺相悖。以实例来说，近期新展出的载具，以粉碎者之名为人所知，苏联向民众解释，这不过是一种强劲的压路机罢了，仅仅用于铺平道路，清理数十座联盟城市内的断壁残垣。如果是这样的话，那为什么粉碎者会有军用级别的护甲和显然有安全隐患的最高速度呢？而粉碎者的制造方又为什么与负责生产的红军存在直接联系呢？
这些问题令人疑惑，不过粉碎者为时不长的历史倒也印证了政府称其没有危险的声明。盟军在列宁格勒审判苏联领导人时，联盟的主要城市都已遍布载具残骸和爆炸弹坑，放眼望去一片狼藉。清理过程预计要花费大量的时间、精力与金钱。如能早日重建苏联的城市与街道，苏联人民也就能早日重拾自尊，回归正常生活。为此，一家位于格鲁吉亚的建设公司找到解决难题的办法，那就是升级旗下之前用于压沥青的整个压路机车队，将它们改造成清理街道用的超级机器，样子还与苏联标志性的天启坦克有些许相似。改造后的压路机滚筒坚实且布满尖刺，同时载具引擎的马力也有所加强，足以推动任何物体。随后，还为压路机装备了从报废矿车上回收的浮筒，能以前所未有的速度往水里推入垃圾。最终，这款新型机器成了人们口口相传的粉碎者，尽管这款载具号称无害，但首次的投入使用便引发了一场灾难。
目击者对事故的描述杂七杂八，但有一点是相同的，那就是粉碎者原型机在进行作业，向市内水库倾倒铁锤坦克残骸时，因一名驾驶员不熟悉强力引擎，造成严重事故，致8死37伤，财产损失逾数百万卢布。克罗沃瓦建设公司就此关停，不过粉碎者这个产品却保留了下来，残存的苏联军方好奇粉碎者是如何能在这么短的时间内造成这样大的破坏，为此，它们征用了全部的原型机，并马上着手制造更多的粉碎者。苏联军方如此行动之时，仍在否认将粉碎者用于战场的可能性。
无论如何，粉碎者确为苏联经济创造了大量的就业岗位，也确为清理街道作出了卓越贡献。经验老道的工人会从载具残骸里抢救出还能用的部件，基于开放式规格说明打造出一台新粉碎者。没啥经验的工人则被安排去实地作业，粉碎者还是相当好驾驭的（这玩意比装了一堆武器的军用载具好操作多了）。粉碎者仍继续清理街道上的垃圾，通常是倾倒进苏联境内及海滨的未开放水域。现在，包括海参崴和基辅在内，许多苏联城市看起来就好像未经战乱一样，必须得说，这里面有粉碎者的一份功劳。但粉碎者的潜在危险无可否认，这意味着后续使用这款载具必须接受盟军军方的严密监视。
战场笔记： 通过战地侦察，已获悉粉碎者至少具有以下几个特征：
咬碎万物——粉碎者虽没有常规武器，但它却能伺机撕碎任何地面目标。一般说来粉碎者嚼碎目标，吐出渣子所需要的的时间与目标大小成正比。载具一旦遭受粉碎者攻击，里面乘员就插翅也难飞了。
涡轮加速——通常情况下，粉碎者并不是苏联红军中移动最快的单位，但启用一套强劲的涡轮加速器后就不一样了。由于粉碎者的散热问题，加速系统并不能无限制地一直启用。
入水亦可——粉碎者属实是一台拼凑起来的机器，上面有从苏联矿车那儿拆来的一些部件，赋予了这个庞然大物两栖作战之能力。而这点恐怕是粉碎者设计里最有目的性的部分了。苏联很清楚，在交火水域内，他们需要一种重型装甲载具来为后续军队开路。
转向难题——虽然粉碎者移动得比主战坦克更快，可因轴距问题，不能像后者那样流畅转向。因而一些小型单位有时能以计取胜，躲避粉碎者的滚滚研磨轮。对此，苏联战略家给出的解决办法是派遣多台粉碎者并排行驶，不留活路。
Designation: Advanced Anti-Surface
Manufacturer: Konstruktsiya Korovova
National Origin: U.S.S.R.
Mass-Produced at: Soviet War FactoryKey Features:
» Tungsten-coated grinder drum
» Armored canopy
» Air-cooled engine block
» Aqua-sensitive pontoons
» Cleaning-mop compartment
history
Not so very long ago, it seemed as though everyone, not just the Soviets, believed the Soviet Union's Red Army to be unstoppable. Countless battle Tanks, overwhelming air power, and legions of infantry comprised the largest and most powerful military force ever assembled. This mighty army suffered terrible losses to the Empire of the Rising Sun's surprise attack. This blow was devastating; the Allied Nations swept in and finally achieved a decisive victory against their old rival. Nevertheless, the Red Army survives, thanks to the leadership of certain surviving officers and some good old fashioned Soviet pragmatism. The Union denies allegations that the Red Army is attempting to rearm, but emerging details of new combat-ready forces seem to contradict those claims. For example, the Soviet Union would have you believe that its recently-unveiled vehicle, best known as the Grinder, is nothing more than an industrial-strength road roller built to smooth out pavement and clear wreckage in the Union's dozens of ruined cities. If this were true, why would the Grinder have military-grade armor and decidedly unsafe top speeds? And why would manufacturers directly linked to the Red Army be responsible for the Grinder's manufacturing?
Nothing expresses the Red Army's directness, resourcefulness, and resolve quite like the Grinder.
These are troubling questions, but the brief history of the Grinder does corroborate the Union's claims of its innocuous nature. By the time the Union's leaders were brought to justice at Leningrad, the Union had more than enough scrap metal to call its own, as major cities stood lined with vehicle husks and blast craters. The process of literally cleaning up the streets was going to be long, difficult, and expensive. One Georgia-based construction company sought to make the most of this, on the assumption that the sooner the Union's cities and streets could be restored, the sooner the Soviet people could regain their pride and return to a normal way of life. The company's solution was to update its entire fleet of road rollers, once used for laying down asphalt, into street-sweeping super machines that had a resemblance to the iconic Apocalypse Tank. They were fitted with toothy, heavy-duty drums and upgraded with powerful engines that could push through anything. The machines were then retrofitted with pontoons from destroyed ore collectors, which would allow the roller vehicles to shove all the Union's trash and debris out into the water in record time. The result was nick-named the Grinder, and in spite of the supposedly benign nature of the thing, initial attempts to make use of it had catastrophic consequences.
Grinders more than make up for their lack of conventional weapons with raw toughness and speed.
Although eye-witness accounts vary, the bottom line is that the operator of one of the Grinder prototypes, unaccustomed to the vehicle's overhauled engine, somehow caused eight deaths, 37 injuries, and several million rubles' worth of additional property damage while attempting to dump several wrecked Hammer Tanks into the city's reservoir. This led to the shuttering of the Grinder's manufacturer, though the Grinder itself was saved: Remnant Soviet military forces must have taken an interest in how much destruction it caused in such a short amount of time, as they requisitioned all the prototypes and soon began piecing more of them together... all while denying any intentions of using the vehicles in possible wartime scenarios.
In any event, the Grinder has created hundreds of thousands of jobs in the Soviet economy, and it truly has helped clean up the streets. Skilled laborers first take the salvaged parts from destroyed vehicles to help cobble together new Grinders based on an open-ended specification. Then, less-skilled laborers are selected to operate the vehicles, which are quite simple to use (especially in comparison to military vehicles, with all their complex weapons systems). Grinders proceed to scrape away remaining junk, often into unused bodies of water within Soviet borders or along the coast. Even now, numerous Soviet cities, including Vladivostok and Kiev, almost look as though war never darkened their streets. The Grinder is partly to thank for this, to be sure. However, the undeniably dangerous nature of the vehicle dictates that its continued use must be closely watched by Allied military counsel.
notes
Battlefield reconnaissance has revealed at least these facts about the Grinder:
• Chews through anything -- Though lacking conventional weapons, the Grinder can tear through any surface targets in due time. In general, the bigger the target, the longer it takes for the Grinder to chew it up and spit it out. Victims of the Grinder are helplessly trapped in place as the vehicle does its work.
• Turbo-charged -- Normally the Grinder isn't the quickest vehicle in the Red Army. To address this, an industrial-strength turbocharger substantially increases top speeds. Note that the turbo speeds cannot be sustained indefinitely due to the Grinder's inability to displace all the heat efficiently.
• In hot water -- True to its cobbled-together nature, the Grinder incorporates spare parts from Soviet ore collectors, lending it amphibious capability in spite of its massive girth. This is perhaps the least accidental aspect of the Grinder's design: The Soviets knew they needed a heavily-armored combat vehicle that could breach out into contested waters and clear a path for expansion forces.
• A turn for the worse -- Although the Grinder is quicker than a battle Tank, it cannot turn as easily because of its wheelbase. This means smaller enemies can sometimes outmaneuver it to avoid getting torn to shreds. The solution, say Soviet strategists, is to attack with multiple Grinders driving side-by-side.
Created
Grinder's ready!
Who wants to play!?
We get to crush!
Select
Hello?
Grinder speaking!
Go somewhere?
Hmm?
What should I do?
I want to play!
No like waiting!
Me?
Moving
Uh huh!
Hehehe, okay!
What's over here?
Go Tank! Go Tank!
Rummm!
Alright!
Here I go!
I'll do!
There?
Moving to land
Let's go home!
Okay! Okay!
No more splashy time?
Moving to water
Time for splashy!
Get to play in water too!
We crush the water!
Use Turbo boost
It's faster time!
I'll go real fast now!
Now I can catch them!
Hehehe!
Gain way!
Move to Attack
He's stupid!
Ohh, goody!
Oh yes!
(Giggle)!
Bumper time!
Make a crush!
Here I come..!
I can see you!
Make him look funny!
He looks fun!
He go bye-bye!
In combat
This is fun!
Hmmm! Yummy!
Grind them up!
I'll break all my toys!
Here I come again!
Break them to bits!
Crush them!
Stupid, puny!
Retreating
I've got to go home now!
I'm coming!
Time to dinner!
Alright, I go back!
But I was having fun!
Under fire
Hey! Stop that!
Don't make me mad!
I just want it to play!
They don't like me!
Ouch! That hurt!
They're picking on me!
Can I have gun?
Hey hey! Quit it!
