G2 vs SGB

Europeans wake up, see this, and then go to work
——Yep, always fun to watch G2 collapse before heading to work :(
——Just call in sick at this stage.
——Honestly, your boss should be understanding of this situation and accommodate for this.
欧洲人起了个大早，看了这玩意儿，然后还得去上班
——真的，在上班之前就要看G2崩溃我是真的谢
——要不请个病假好了
——讲真，你的老板应该要理解这种情况

Is G2 about to throw a 4:0 lead?
——pretty hilarious after some people were unironically painting them as the best team in the world after 4 bo1s lmao.
——Good thing is they still have good chances of advancing with 4-6
G2真要浪费掉4-0的天胡开局吗
——在四个BO1之后就有人把他们当成世界最强队伍，太好笑了
——好处就是他们现在还有很大的几率达成4-6

Okay, actually what the fuck is going on with G2, it was funny at first but this is an actually worrisome collapse.
够了，G2到底发生什么事了？一开始可能还是节目效果，但现在我担心他们是不是把自己玩进去了

G2 is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, map awareness, laning, vision control, csing, poking, landing skillshots, objective control, early game, mid game, late game, ganking, and getting kills.
——Its like they showed they can do all that but then they just didn't do it anymore.. idk man
——“They’re evolving, just backwards”
G2其实很棒，只需要在沟通、地图意识、对线、视野控制、战前消耗、技能命中率、资源掌控、游戏早期、游戏中期、游戏后期、抓人以及拿到击杀这些方面提升一下就可以了
——其实就好像他们真的做到了这些，然后突然又不会了
——“他们在反向提升”

PSG BROKE G2
——Publically Smashed G2
——PSG, otherwise known as Psychologically Shattering G2 is known for being an underdog team to have a 100% win rate vs G2, tilting them off the earth for the rest of the tournament.
PSG毁了G2
——Publically Smashed G2(公开毁了G2)
——PSG，别名“Psychologically Shattering G2”(在心理层面击溃G2)，是一支以面对G2时胜率高达百分之百并且让G2从此全线崩溃闻名的黑马

I woke up an hour earlier for this lmao
——if you iddnt expect this you didnt watch yesterday's games
我早起了一个小时就看了这个？233
——如果你觉得结果出人意料的话，那你一定没有看过昨天的比赛

This is a nightmare and i can't wake up.
——WAKE ME UP INSIDE
——SAVE MEEEEEEEE
这真的是一场梦魇，我真的醒不过来了
——唤醒我的内心！
——救救我吧！
(后两句来自Evanescence的名曲“Bring Me to Life”)

BrokenBlade is cursed to lose 6 games in a row in international competitions..
——I completely forgot BrokenBlade was on the 0-6 TSM roster, but to be fair that worlds made me want to forget being an NA fan.
BrokenBlade是被诅咒了会在国际赛场上六连败吧
——我已经忘记当年TSM六连败时BrokenBlade也在了，但讲道理那次世界赛可能NA的粉丝都已经完全遗忘

Gwen is immune
Gwen is immune
Gwen is immune
——Seeing gwen immune + her and aatrox' healing made me so angry
格温不受影响
格温不受影响
格温不受影响
——看到“格温不受影响”以及她和剑魔的回血真的让我心头火起

EG vs PSG

Nothing to see here, just NA casually dragging EU's half dead corpse across the finish line
Meanwhile, RNG in roughly 2 hours: We do a little trolling...
——I truly hope PSG dumpsters RNG and EG beats G2. Would be poetic.
散了吧没什么好看的，只不过是NA轻描淡写地随手把G2的尸体带到了终点线罢了
与此同时，RNG在两小时后可能会想小小地娱乐一下…
——我还真希望PSG能战胜RNG然后EG战胜G2，这结果如诗般美妙

EG after losing 5 straight games to G2
EG在输了五次给G2后
(图片上的文字：你来向我寻求帮助，是有多走投无路)

I would like to sincerely thank NA for their contribution towards saving EU. I'm now going to pray that RNG doesn't grief
我非常感谢NA对于EU所作出的贡献，现在我准备去祈祷，RNG千万不要抽风啊

EG may have lost 5 times to G2 but at least they don't lose to wildcards.
——They did lose to a wildcard 5 times tho
EG或许输了五次G2，但他们从未输给过外卡
——但他们确实输了五次给外卡啊

1st international tournament, 17 Years old, keeps shit talking while losing and then starts backing it up, getting better and better and then makes it out of groups. Absolute giga chad move.
一名17岁的选手，第一次站上国际比赛的舞台，边输比赛边飙垃圾话，然而却渐渐地成长，每局比赛都越打越好，最后面打进四强。还真的挺厉害的。

SGB vs T1

They won but I'm still not sold on the TF
——I just hope other teams see this win with TF as a threat and keeps banning it against T1 so we don't have to pick it.
就算他们赢了，我也不喜欢TF这个Pick
——我只希望其他队伍看到之后会以为TF还是个好选择然后在面对T1的时候会Ban掉，这样T1以后就选不了了

Not saying another support would have changed the outcome of this game, but jeez Taric provided nothing.
不是说换个辅助就能改变这场比赛的结果，但上帝啊这个塔里克真的很没用

Take notes Jankos bud that’s how you play Poppy
Jankos赶紧记笔记，这就是波比的使用方法

PSG vs RNG

Despite G2's best efforts, they have made it to the knockout stage!
——The 0-6 dream is still alive
尽管G2拼尽了全力，但他们还是进入到了淘汰赛阶段！
——还是有希望0-6的

RNG saving G2 so they can eliminate T1 in semifinals for them and lose 3-0 in finals
Script is getting too predictable
——The real script is EG knocking out RNG to meet G2 in the finals
——I've seen this one before
RNG拯救了G2，好让G2在半决赛中把T1淘汰，然后再在决赛中0-3输掉
——真正的剧本是EG淘汰掉RNG然后和G2在决赛相遇
——这剧情我看过

china, vietnam and na dragging eu's corpse into the semifinals.
Now, which team does RNG choose lol
中国、越南和北美把G2的尸体拖进了四强
那么RNG会选哪支队伍呢233

现在的G2↑
    

EG vs G2

Of course they win this game. Of course.
——when in doubt, one can always rely on the funniest possible outcome with G2
他们赢下这场比赛，是那么地理所应当
——当你深陷怀疑的时候，你总是可以期待G2会给出最好笑的结果

Lose 5 games in a row to give NA false hope
连输五场比赛以给NA虚假的希望

Vulcan with the regularly scheduled int to give up the first baron lmao.
Vulcan这按表操课一般地突然暴毙然后把第一条大龙拱手送人

EU 5-5? LPL seed potentially going 9-1 while G2 and T1 are in semis? Hmm...
——A 9-1 LPL team picking a NA team for semifinals, what could possibly go wrong?
EU 5-5？LPL代表队很可能9-1然后G2和T1在半决赛相遇？嗯…
——9-1的LPL队伍在四强面对北美队伍，会出什么差错呢？

This was the first time G2 took a mid turret in their last 6 games!! Progress.
这是近六局比赛以来G2第一次拿到中路一塔！进步啦！

Good guy EG, providing a mental reset for G2 before knockouts!
EG好人，给了一个让G2能够重振雄风的机会

we got 99 problems but NA aint one
我们纵使有百般问题，但NA从来不在其中
(此句出自Jayz名曲“99 Problems”)

T1 vs RNG

Brother Bin
Bin子哥

Watching Faker drop charm predictions on RNG players that have no flash is kinda fun
——Yeah that was like 2 or 3 in a row I spotted but I guess I have perfect info on flashes….
——He’s playing 5d chess while RNG is just watching him like ???
——I was thoroughly smiling watching his charms fly to jupiter
看着Faker在面对没有闪现的RNG队员时还预判他们的位置再魅惑，还挺好小的
——没错，我看到两三次了，但也可能是上帝视角所以知道RNG没闪现的原因
——Faker可能在第五层，然而RNG看着他只会？？？
——当他的魅惑一个个飞出了天窗的时候我真的有笑

This is exactly what I expect from the 2 best teams in the world facing each other, what a banger game!
——Yeah the level of play this game was by far the best out of any game in rumble so far imo. By both teams, not just T1.
这就是我心目中两支强队交锋所出现的场面，太好看了！
——确实，这局比赛的等级和强度应该是对抗赛阶段最高的一场，而且两支队伍都是如此，不止T1

T1 learned the secret. Just lose early game.
——Teams will have no idea if they baiting baron or flipping it
T1学到了获胜诀窍：就是干脆在前期陷入劣势
——现在其他队伍都不知道他们到底是在大龙处埋伏还是真打了大龙

Kenzhu needs to give Bin a verbal beatdown, he gave T1 so much space by wasting his GP ult twice trying to go for ego solo kills.
——Shoulda kept xiaohu top and cryin
——RNG need two Xiaohu. he is way better than both Bin and Cryin.
Kenzhu得好好说一说bin，他有两次都自以为能单杀格温然后就把大招用掉，给了T1其他线许多发挥的空间
——应该继续让xiaohu上单，然后留着Cryin的
——RNG需要克隆xiaohu，他比Bin和Cryin都强多了

RNG with the tactical loss to break the 9-1 LPL vs NA script
RNG策略性地输掉这局比赛，以免重蹈当年9胜1负却输给NA的覆辙

Five games like this please. An absolute blast to watch two top-tier teams.
——Honestly yeah. Halfway through I stopped caring who won and was cheering for both sides
请给我来五局这样的，就喜欢看高水平的队伍之间的对决
——真的，看到一半的时候我已经不在乎谁赢了，而是为双方欢呼加油

Bin actually ran it in any way possible: Ran it in 1 v 1 / ran it with build/ ran it on side lanes/ ran it in teamfights
Bin真的用尽浑身解数来送掉比赛：1v1的时候在送，这么出装也在送，在边路送，在团战送

Stop with the fucking vi ban and ban Gwen vs the best player on t1 lol.
——Can't. Gwen is immune to bans.
不要再ban蔚了，ban掉格温来针对T1现在状态最好的选手吧233
——办不到吧，格温不受ban的影响

I'm sure the TF pick will eventually work out! /s
我相信坚持下去一直选TF，总有奏效的一天！

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