【龙腾网】中国一名醉汉通过行李扫描器插队
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Ino Inno
Ah, "modern problems need moderns solutions". Thats outstanding move.
啊，“现代的问题需要现代的解决方案”。这是优秀的移动
Junjie Gaa
Tbh, there’s a lot of harmful radiation this guy might have absorbed.
这个人可能吸收了很多有害辐射
Alfa Romeo
Nah should be negligible if its a 1 time thing. Its another story if he repeatedly does this on a day to day basis for prolonged periods.
如果是一次的话可以忽略不计。如果他每天都这么做，并且持续很长时间，那就是另一回事了
Ilsunny Lo
I'm surprised they didn't notice anything from the screening until the guy was out.
我很惊讶，直到那个家伙出来，他们才注意到
Zyler Thequeen
It's understandable that the people around him don't care because they think he might do something more crazy if we stop him.
可以理解的是，他周围的人并不关心他，因为他们认为如果我们阻止他，他可能会做出更疯狂的事情
Kuswanto Lim
Everyone is laughing at him until his eyes and skin turn green.
每个人都在嘲笑他，直到他的眼睛和皮肤变成绿色
RAHUL Raj
You are still in hulk vibes bro
你仍然沉浸在绿巨人里，伙计
sugar plumchum
Clearly, the one in the monitor isn't giving attention
很明显，看监视器的那个人没有注意到
Jay Dee
Seems like they didnt recognize a human body until it came out the other side...
好像直到一个人从另一边出来，他们才认出来
Chrono-Glitch WaterLily
Wonder what'll happen if that happens to pregnant women
想知道如果孕妇发生这种情况怎么办
Dhruv Shirali
that dude is just vibing on the scanner
那家伙只是在扫描仪上震动
its BrOwndude
If this was in America they would literally arrest him immediately
如果是在美国，他们将立即逮捕他
Daniel Paul
He sure doesn't trust hand sanitizer
他肯定不信任洗手液
GOVERNMENT SHOULD PLANT TREE
Other girl just looking at monitor and no reaction wow haha
其他女孩只是看着显示器而没有反应 哈哈
Kaushik Poojari
Well this move is quite infact a high IQ one. People may call this move outrageous but each one of us would do it if there was a Zombie Apocalypse.
这个举动实际上是一个高智商的举动。人们可能会认为这一举动很离谱，但如果僵尸来了，我们每个人都会这么做
Our Comrade
Lol I have always wanted to do that and see my body on the computer
哈哈，我一直想那样做，在电脑上看我的身体
X
Imagine you are the security lady examining X-ray images on the monitor and suddenly see a full skeleton passing through.....
想象一下，你是一位安检人员，正在检查x光监视器，突然看到一具完整的骨骼通过
I make miimu
When you use 100% of your brain:
当你100%的使用你的大脑
Mr. Yuri Inspector
If it took this long for them to react, then either this is common, or they were waiting to see the gender
如果他们花了这么长时间才做出反应，那么要么这很常见，要么他们在等着看性别
YiWen Go
No one gonna talk about going though a scanner is bad for health ? There's a chance you'll get killed by radiation..
没有人会谈论通过扫描仪对健康有害吗？ 你可能会被辐射杀死...
satria amiluhur
This is why i always drink in my home, inside my own room, with door locked
这就是为什么我总是在家里，在自己的房间里，锁着门喝酒的原因
Moon Dust
I learned something new everyday
我每天都学到一些新东西
XxTiger LilyxX
Ahh yes, just casually doing what I always do at the train station...
嗯，是的，只是随便做我在火车站经常做的事
Zen
man: im going to do what's called a 'pro-gamer' move.
男:我要做一个所谓的“职业玩家”的动作
Edward Sy
He needs his radiation treatment.
他需要放射治疗
Ian Welsman
At least he had a sense of intelligence.
至少他有智慧
persimmon
The scanner probably found a blank void in that man's cranium.
扫描仪可能在那人的头盖骨上发现了一个空白
Raahim Hadi
when you're too poor to get a CT Scan at a hospital
当你因为太穷而无法在医院进行CT扫描时
Jemma J
The lady watching the screen didn't react. As if "here we go again"
看屏幕的女士没有反应。好像“我们又来了"
Laura -Oo-
He did what we all wanted to do just once in our life
他做了我们所有人都想做的一件事
Cocytus leo
Imagine what they thought when they saw a skeleton through the xray
想象一下，当他们通过x光看到一具骨架时，他们会想些什么
Misses Witch
Well, We can say for sure he's safe to board the train.
好吧，我们可以肯定地说他可以安全地坐火车
TwinShards
It's the equivallence of someone driving on the shoulder of a congestionned highway
这就好比一个人在拥堵的高速公路上开车
Dexter MLBB
He thought he's going through a time machine
他以为自己正在经历一台时光机
Pragya Bharali
I always wanted do that to know what is inside
我一直想知道里面是什么
krepnata kadara
Everyone's childhood dream, be honest everyone that you actually want to do the same one day
每个人的童年梦想，诚实的每个人，你实际上想做同样的事
Elifnur Musaeva
Wait. Is it dangerous?
I'm not sure if there's a big radiation. But I had this thought
等等，这是危险的吗?我不确定是否会有很大的辐射。但我有这样的想法
Christian Playz
This guy is smarter than my math, science, and history teacher combined
这个家伙比我的数学，科学和历史老师加起来还要聪明
OliAnims
I can feel his iq waves from over here
我可以从这里感受到他的智商波动
Andrew Fahrina
The security girl who watch monitor did not care nor act.
看监视器的保安女孩不在乎也没有采取行动
Just Shops Las Vegas
Well it worked! He didn’t have to wait in the long lines.
好吧！ 他不必排长队
Nautybilal
Long queue is all the life problems.
The man is me trying to skip all the problems..
排长队是人生的全部问题。那个人就是我，试图跳过所有的问题
Jade Van Voss
oh dear, he does understand that he has just drenched himself in harmful radiation right.
哦，天哪，他知道他刚刚把自己浸透在有害的辐射中
L0C0 SL33PY
Careful, he's a genius
小心点，他是个天才
fatima ahmed
I always wondered what it would like to go under a scanner....Ah ! That man fulfilled my dream..
我一直想知道在扫描仪下会怎样…啊!那个人实现了我的梦想…
Min Na Souen
So this is what it's like to be a produce ridding the conveyor belt.
这就是农产品摆脱传送带的感觉
Planes and Stuff
He was going to the hospital for an x ray. He thought he'd just go through security.
他要去医院拍x光片。他以为只要过安检就行了
Van Hoc Wong
Wonder if he received dangerous amount of X-rays?!?
想知道他是否接收了危险的X射线？
Jack Daniels
Did it cause an uproar and controversy on social media?
这是否在社交媒体上引起轩然大波和争议？
games
Let’s be honest, we all wanted to do this when we were little.
说实话，我们小的时候都想这样做
Naruto Uzumaki
He is doing just for making a proper social distancing..
Guys F for respect to his dedication!!
他那样做只是为了保持适当的社交距离。伙计们尊敬他的奉献精神
Stephen Wong
He a little confused, but he got the spirit
他有点困惑，但他得到了勇气
Matheus Edwin
But does it spark a debate in Chinese Social Media tho?
不过，这是否会在中国社交媒体上引发争论呢
Pinkie Alexander
At least he wasn't trying to dodge security
至少他没有试图躲避保安
Julian HADDAD
In America he would have been killed
在美国，他会被杀的
Matthew Alden
He should be thankful airport baggage scanner uses low intensity x-rays because if it was a high intensity x-rays he would be suffering from radiation poisoning.
他应该感谢机场行李扫描仪使用的低强度x射线，因为如果是高强度x射线，他就会遭受辐射中毒
DEEP MONEY
He is maintaining social distancing, taking the most rare route
他保持着最疏远的社交距离，走着最奇怪的路线
depp deng
Alcohol can make you invincible.
酒精可以使你立于不败之地
Wake Me Up
Failed to mention he gained a nice dose of radiation too!!
没有提到他接受了相当剂量的辐射
