【龙腾网】【黑人兄弟】你看片儿来着吧
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TrackStarAA1
Now I know where the sweating meme came from.
我总算整明白我出汗的毛病是哪来的了
Kanye East
"Porn? What's por- oh pornography?" Lmao trying to act dumb
“色情?什么是色情?”哈哈哈 试图装傻
zombie -orchestra
@Kanye East Really? I thought he was just being completely innocent and sincere.
真的吗?我以为他只是完全的天真和真诚
Kanye East
Yeah me too at first! isn't it wonderful how we both think alike??
是的，一开始我也是这么认为!
lyfe 1zruff
lol he tried to act like he didnt even know what porn was lol
哈哈 他试图表现得他甚至不知道什么是色情 笑死我了
Jeffrey Wang
It's more just that he's stalling for time to think up something.
更重要的是，他在拖延时间，也许能想出点什么其他说辞
Mahmudul Haque
The man who invented “private mode” deserves a Nobel peace prize.
发明“私人模式”的人应该拿到诺贝尔和平奖
9boomerang
Gosh, i have an operation and have to stay in the hospital. I watched some of K&P sketches just to kill time. It's such a bad idea. I laughed harder than I should and it actually creates more pains than the operation itself lol.
天哪，我要动手术了，必须住院
我看了一些视频只是为了消磨时间，这真是个坏主意
我笑的太厉害了，这造成了比手术本身更多的痛苦，哈哈
Josh Lucas
6 years later and I still don’t know how they got that water shooting out his head like a whale lol
6年过去了，我还是不知道他们是怎么让水
像鲸鱼一样从他的脑袋里喷出来的，哈哈
atrocious _ pr0xy
the projectile sweat at the end was the full load, bro. lmao.. and man was so calm even though his whole face is bursting.. dang. my wife walked in on me the other day AS i'm about done with "it".. i locked my phone and pretended to be asleep, but the audio from the video still played. BUSTED
看看最后喷出的汗水， 哈哈
这个男人是如此的平静，但是他的整个脸都要炸开了
前几天，我刚用“它”干完那事儿，我妻子突然走进来。我马上锁上了手机，假装睡着了
但是视频的音频仍然在播放，我被逮个正着
gillie
That last bit when SHE starts sweating is seriously like every guys worst nightmare.
当最后一刻她也开始流汗了，那简直是每个男人最可怕的噩梦
DrDomich
I wonder how they made that sweating effect? It looks perfect.
我想知道他们是怎么做到出汗效果的？ 看起来很完美。
Dominic Perez
Oh my God the struggle is real! XD I hope this doesn't happen to me.
啊 天哪 这很真实，我希望这不要发生在我身上
Nick Frsh
The thing about incognito is that it makes me feel like there's a group of people ready to judge me for what I am about to watch...
我用隐身模式的原因，是我觉得好像有一群人准备根据我要看的内容来评判我..
Steven
This is why my wife and I have our own computer lol
这就是为什么我和我妻子都拥有各自电脑的原因 哈哈
Sam Moir
His sweat is off the chart and hers at the end made me die of laughter
他的汗量太大了
她最后的那句话让我笑死了
April Vaca
OMG, I could not stop laughing and rewatching. This skit was freaking funny as hell
我的天啊，我不停地笑，不停地看。这个太好玩了
Torper Vazquez
When my brother take a see in my storage contain with downloaded pics and i be like
当我哥哥在我的存储容器中看到我下载的图片时
我就像。。。。。
Deception The Introvert God
This skit demonstrates how I feel When someone starts looking through my phone
这个短剧展示了当有人开始看我的手机时我的感受
Kendo121
my face hurts when I watch this, I cant stop laughing
看这个 我的脸都笑疼了，根本停不下来
Moja
I can't even remember the last time I had to check my browser history..
我甚至不记得上次检查浏览器历史记录是什么时候了
acidic-awakening
thats why you just use an incognito window or just clear just the porn from your history
这就是为什么你要使用隐身或者从你的历史中清除色情内容
Steve Hahn
Ladies, if your man clears history, it means he cares and loves you enough not wanting you to get hurt.
女士们，如果你的男人清除了浏览历史，则意味着他非常关心和爱你，不希望你受到伤害
Joseph Summers
Glad I have my own laptop... with my own password... and no one knows the password except me so no one can log on unless I log on for them...
幸好我有自己的笔记本电脑……有我自己的密码…除了我没人知道密码，所以没人能登录，除非我帮他们登录…
Lawrence Perteet
what is S&M?
啥是SM？
Mark Bernal
lol "Worse than horses!?" and the stream of sweat sprouts from his head.
哈哈，“比马还糟!?”汗珠从他的脑袋上冒了出来
mc12358
My solution: don't look at porn
我的解决方案：别看色情片
Faddah Grade
Lmaoo dude could've watered the lawn with that sprinkler on his head.
哈哈，那家伙可以用他头上的洒水器给草坪浇水。
TurboThunderGaming
holy shit I'm laughing, I can't stop.
天啊，我在笑，停不下来了
Sheriff K
You can always choose to clear the History from the last hour...
你可以选择清除过去一小时的历史记录
marcus jone
So weird i had the same talk with my wife lol
真奇怪，我和我妻子也这么说，哈哈
Marvin8861
Now they have the setting where you can clear just the last hour. Lets be real that was invented specifically to hide porn from your girlfriend.
现在他们有了可以选择清除过去一小时的历史记录这个功能
这是专门为了向女友隐藏色情内容而发明的
Deena Price
I have no idea what incognito mode is, but I'm going to look that up now after this.
我还不知道什么是隐身模式，但我现在要查一下
Marcus Eaton
always clear your history by slecting only the websites you want gone or it will just look suspicious
只要清除你看的那个网站就可以了
如果总是清除所有记录，这会让你看起来很可疑
MezzoForte4
It really shouldn't be taboo anymore. But yeah, I use incognito too.
这应该也不是什么禁忌吧，不过我还是会用隐身模式
Kyle Ongsing
lol
哈哈
Jonathan Pelissier
Her facial expressions really drives it home.
她的面部表情很能说明问题
izik jaarola
Like if u've gone through the same thing
这就像是你也经历过同样的事情
gibbitup
LMAOOO oh mannn that was hilarious. I loved his expression during the whole thing
哈哈 太有趣了 我特别喜欢他的表情
kechbr
lol they both need to see a doctor about their sweating
哈哈，他们都需要医生来解决他们出汗的问题
Re San
This is one of my favorite.
这是我最喜欢的之一
ogkachris78
Omg I died watching this one
天哪，这快要把我笑死了
Evelyn Flores
I have never laughed so hard over a video lol
从没有其他视频能让我笑的这么厉害
valeyon101
My only question is what was he watching? bruh
我唯一的一个问题是，他到底看了什么？
mannequinfukr
luckily only 3 friends of mine know what porn I watch (it wasn't mentioned on the video)
幸运的是，只有我的3个朋友知道我看什么色情片
David Le
What does she mean "horses"?
她说的“马”这是什么意思？
Jeremy Crisostomo
i'm no doctor, but I think they have a sweating problem
我不是医生，但是我想他们都有出汗的问题
Tora Chan
No matter who you are, there is always a guy that is better than you. And your woman will be fantasizing about him while she is with you, because I guarantee you that you were not her first choice :)
不管你是谁，总有比你更好的人
当和你在一起的时候，你的女人总会对他充满幻想
因此我向你保证你不是她的第一选择
watch me whip bruh
Just because it happens to you, doesn't mean it happens to us.
这只会发生在你的身上，我们不会发生
Elijah Haywood
Depends on the girl, if you're the best she's ever had, then she's thinking about you.
这取决于女孩，如果你是她有过的最好的，那么她会想你
Tora Chan
@blublast3 If chicken is the best meat you've ever had, that doesn't mean you can't go for steak
如果鸡肉是你吃过的最好的肉，那并不意味着你不能吃牛排
Est199X
This is why incognito mode was made on chrome.
这就是为什么chrome设置了隐身模式
GreekFreakyJoker
Oh my god. what is worse than horses!!?!?!? XD XD
哦,我的天哪。还有什么是比马更糟糕呢？
AyyGin
@GreekFreakyJoker I can think of something worse than horses, that shit would get you arrested.
我能想到比马更糟糕的东西，那种东西会让你被捕的
Seoung Lee
there is no way this girl knows that much about cache & cookies in a browser
这个女孩对浏览器中的缓存和Cookie知之甚少
He Who Battles
The real question here isn't whether or not he was watching porn, but "Why does he only have one computer?"
这里真正的问题不是他是否在观看色情影片，而是“为什么他只有一台电脑？”
Jacob Tenace
What? Did anyone else see the water firing out of one spot of his head?
什么？ 有没有其他人看到他的头在喷水
Steven Bailey
"Sometimes there's a setting that clears the cache and cookies every time you close the browser."
有时会有一个设置，在每次关闭浏览器时清除缓存和cookie。
Barnibus Snaples
Whenever someone asks to use my computer they always notice me clearing my history. :(
每当有人要求使用我的电脑时，他们总是会注意到我在清除我的历史记录
lampuiho
clearing history doesn't work because I save all my videos.
清除历史记录无效，因为我保存了所有视频
Michael Philpott
It okay you watching porn. As long it not anything weird stuff. Then what the point
好的，你可以看色情片， 只要没有什么奇怪的东西， 这没什么问题
Phillip McLeod
Real men don't use incognito mode or clear their history. They watch without a care in the world.
真正的男人不会使用隐身模式或清除自己的历史记录。 他们应该无所顾忌地观看
Merp
...I was not expecting that. Could not stop laughing.
我没料到结尾，我忍不住笑了
Gamerspot0
I don't get the ending. So what she's cheating on him?
我没搞懂结局，所以她在欺骗他？
Henrique Pt
+Gamerspot0 she is not thinking about him when they are doing it.
他们在做那事的时候，她脑子里想的不是他
Stupendous Jia
never have i EVER seen a sprinkler coming from a guy's head
我从来没见过一个男人的头会像喷嘴一样喷水
Rene Cruz
I can't even take my laptop to get fixed cuz it failed before I could dexe all the damn porn on it.
我甚至不能把我的笔记本电脑拿去修理
该死的 因为它在我删除所有色情片之前就坏了
Wilson
that's why never get a tech-savvy wife
这就是为什么我永远不会去找一个精通科技的妻子
