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《老外怎么看》入围赛第六日:就喜欢看有些人指着LPL输比赛最后失望的样子。

2022-10-05 09:35 作者:NGA红叉区  | 我要投稿

第一场: EG vs MAD

GAME 1:
Score is now 1-7
EU so weak to Brazil, it was inevitiable
- MAD just doing it for the memes
- Four melee into aatrox is the real meme
- The best G2 roster(wunder, jankos, caps, perkz, mikyx) is also 1-7 against chinese teams.
现在比分是1-7,面对巴西,我们EU还是不够强啊,这结果是无法避免的 (* EG面对欧洲队伍目前战绩为1-7,这句话是玩2014年世界杯半决赛巴西耻辱1-7输给德国的梗,即“我们打你们居然还能输一分说明还不够强”)
- MAD就是为了复刻经典
- 4近战打剑魔才是经典 (河道剑魔.gif)
- G2历史最强阵容打lpl也是1-7呢


Up until the moment they lost, they were losing
- Losing since champ select.
- Damn gnar in a robot doesn't seem so strong. Maybe if they get gnar in a dinasour suit it goes better for them?
直到他们输比赛的那一刻,他们也一直在输
- 从BP开始就输了
- 尼玛,这纳尔高达不中用啊,要不还是给他整个小恐龙皮吧(MAD上单Armut是纳尔绝活哥,本场比赛选了个兰博)


Where were you when EG beat an EU team
I was sitting at home huffing hopium when Markz ring
“EG is 1-7 against EU”
“Yes”
EG击败EU队伍的时候你在干嘛?
Markz给我打电话的时候我正在家学习乐观精神 (Markz是LCS的解说)
“EG打EU交手战绩1- 7”
“好耶! ”


No EU team beats EG 8 games in a row
- If anyone was gonna mess up the record it was gonna be MAD we all knew it:D
没有欧洲队伍能连斩EG 8把!
- 如果有队伍整活把纪录毁了那肯定是MAD了,懂得都懂:D


mad just stay the fuck away from baron pls
MAD求求了,别惦记你内大龙了!

NAmen
信NA,得永生

GAME 2:
I didn't know I was watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
- Jojo's Bizarre Mid Gap
- JoJo 's sett worlds skin incoming with ton of Mudas
我还以为在看JoJo的奇妙冒险呢
- JoJo的奇妙中单差距
- 提前预定一个JoJo的瑟提皮肤,语音是“木大木大木大”


Adventure.
i knew Jojo would dif nisqy but not this hard holy shit nesquick is fckin horrible, one of the biggest choker on stage
- Flashback to when Nisqy lost lane as Lucian to Bjergsen’s Zilean LUL.
- It's the nisqy we remember from NA
- Nisqy was a boss in NA
- Not at worlds he wasn't
我知道Jojo和Nisqy有差距,但我没想到差距有这么大。Nesquick(与Nisqy发音相似的一种雀巢巧克力粉)也太菜了,让人窒息
- 我开始回放他卢仙打不过比尔森时光的画面了
- Nisqy在NA的时候就是这样的了
- 他在NA明明很无敌
- 一到世界赛就软脚


EU MVP vs Fortnite player, it is what we all expected
EU的常规赛MVP 对阵堡垒之夜玩家,毫不意外呢
(EG中单Jojopyun是前堡垒之夜职业选手)


really wonder what happened off-cam. Did they actually let themselves get zoned 1v4?
MAD this game be like "Oh fuck guys is jojo"
- i really wonder what happened off-cam. Did they actually let themselves get zoned 1v4?
MAD这场比赛的缩影:兄弟们Jojo在这呢!
- 我很在意线下发生了什么,他们不会真被Jojo一个人破防了吧?


Qualifies for Worlds without winning a single BO  √
LEC "MVP" mid gapped by a native NA midlaner  √
Gets completely shitstomped by a team that was 0-7 against EU  √
一场BO5都不赢进世界赛 √
LEC的MVP中单被NA土著打出差距 √
被一个面对EU 0-7的队伍当猪杀 √


I know the team is called Lions but I expected the players to at least be human.
我知道这队伍名叫狮子,但我希望他们比赛起码当个人

Draft diff, mid diff, top diff, bot diff, jungle diff, mid diff (had to say it again) region diff. I’m never going to recover from this
bp差距,中路差距,下路差距,打野差距,中单差距(再强调一遍!)赛区差距。这场比赛要对我产生永久的心灵损伤了

GAME 3:
At the airport rn, wondering if maybe the bias against NA was true???
We will shut down the sub again if you don't :^)
Thank you very much <3
- Could atleast return the favor to EU and close the subreddit too now
- LMAO
管理员:人在机场,现在很好奇大家对NA的偏见是否属实呢- 贴了英雄联盟板块世界赛普查问卷
如果你们不疯狂发帖让服务器崩溃的话,我们会再次锁版哦 :^)
谢谢各位 <3
- 至少怜爱一下EU,现在也把版面锁了吧
- 笑得想死
(前情提要:Day1的时候EG输给FNC后英雄联盟板块被锁了,被很多人质疑是因为NA输了所以锁版搞特权)


Good guys EG quickly 3-0ing MAD so that EU fans can go to sleep at a normal time
- EG not so evil afterall
- good night EU <3
- Sleep tight! Don’t let the jojopyun bite!
- ...why not. He can nibble on me anytime he wants tbh
EG好温柔,为了让EU粉丝不用熬夜,打了个3-0
- 他们终究还是不够”Evil (邪恶)”
- EU晚安安 <3
- 睡个好觉!别做梦梦到Jojopyun咬人
- …也不是不行啊。他什么时候想咬我我都可以!


given how much I've seen MAD get disowned in comments these last few days I'm not sure how many EU "fans" were watching this series
鉴于最近看论坛EU粉丝已经把MAD切割了,我不好说有多少EU粉在看这场系列赛

This FORTNITE kid will gap your mid.
- Dio fortnite skin when
这个堡垒之夜玩家会打爆你们的中单(现场的海报)

Is that really it, if Elyoya can't carry they lose? Man, so disappointing from MAD, but respect to EG.
真是这样吗?Elyoya不C他们就赢不了。MAD太让人失望了,EG打得好!



第二场: DFM vs RNG

GAME 1:
WHERE ARE MY FELLOW 5%ERS AT
- THE COIN HAS SPOKEN!
- The coin did me dirty ffs, auto picked RNG
- REPORTING IN
- I intend my pickems for the memes, now I unironically have (a little) hope
昨天相信DFM的5%在哪里!
- 我的骰子已经做出了指引
- 我被搞了,我预测的时候它自动选了RNG
- 正在报道!
- 我本来是为了搞效果选了DFM,现在我倒是真的抱有那么一丢丢希望了


Yearly LPL reality check coming in early.
今年的LPL翻车来得早了些

Maybe group A was just too cracked
不会是A组太强了吧

If DFM somehow pull this off, it's gonna be the biggest Bo5 upset in Worlds history.
- even just this one game win is one of the biggest upsets at worlds already
- y'all think EU is angry at MAD? Just wait till those Weibo reaction threads
如果DFM最后能赢下来,是不是有史以来世界赛最大的爆冷
- 其实第一小局就已经是了
- 你们以为EU粉丝对MAD失利的表现算是很生气了?等着看看微博是怎么喷的


Honestly if DFM manage to do the impossible and close out 2 more games it will absolutely make up for my dissapointment in MAD.
说实话,如果DFM再拿下两局完成了不可能完成的任务,那就治愈了我被MAD伤透的心。

DFM HYPE TRAIN LEAVING THE STATION, CHOO CHOO
DFM起飞咯,芜湖

This series seems closer than EG vs MAD lmao
这个系列赛看着比EG打MAD要焦灼些,哈哈

If you'd told me this morning that DFM would win more games vs RNG than MAD did vs EG I would've said "sounds about MAD"
如果你今早告诉我DFM能比MAD多赢一局,我是不信的

GAME 2:
It's only Playins and I'm already sick of the Aatrox lmao.
- can breathe just find a bug that would disable aatrox please
- The bug is that teams aren't banning him after trying to counter him with 10 different champions.
- whos next? vayne?
but tbh you have to be a madman to pick kennen into a lpl/lck team...
这才只是入围赛我就已经看腻剑魔了,无语
- 呼吸哥能发现个剑魔bug把这东西ban了不
- 这个bug就是所有队伍宁可用上10个不同的英雄去counter他都不愿意ban他的剑魔
- 接下来选谁?VN?其实面对LPL/LCK队伍选凯南已经很勇了…


Aatrox eclipse diff
星蚀剑魔太超模了

Breathe and Xiahou and just like Humanoid and Upset, carrying 3 animals to the finish line
呼吸和小虎有FNC双C那味了,拖着3个废物前进

RNG are not swimming home yet.
RNG暂时不用游回家了

How am I so invested in this series.
我居然看这个系列赛看得如此投入

Gala has been disappointing so far this tournament, topside is carrying RNG super hard.
the worst part is that this is suposed to be his meta Kaisa, Aphelios and Trist
GALA世界赛的表现令人失望,RNG现在全靠上路carry
- 明明是他的版本,卡莎,厄斐琉斯,小炮


Still a more fun game than I was willing to hope for before the series started
比我赛前预期得要精彩多了

all these “LPL overrated” takes after game 1 are gonna age like milk
People expected a 3-0. If it's a 3-1 they were overrated.
we had to get our memes in before it was too late
第一局急着说“LPL被高估了”的小黑子们很快就安静了呢
- 本来以为会是一个3-0. 3-1就代表他们被高估了
- 咱还是趁早整活吧,过会(RNG)赢了就没机会了


GAME 3:
I liked the part where gala cleansed sejuani ult.
GALA的净化解猪妹大真是赏心悦目

1.you have the better scaling comp
2.despite logic, you still decide to go for aggro plays in early game
3.you fumble every one of them, including a 2v1 dive with a trynda
4.you get snowballed to death
what the fuck was that, DFM?
Also good lord, stop banning Vi and start banning this fucking Aatrox. how many more attempts at trying to "counterpick" do we have to see fail until teams understand to ban that shit?
- There's just no way you actually think Aatrox did anything in this game...
- Aatrox was facetanking the entire DFM, did you not watch the game ?
- It’s reddit
- he was huge as a frontline for RNG so yes
1.你的阵容更后期
2.但你无脑选择在前期进攻
3.并且每次进攻都组织得很粗糙,包括带着蛮王2v1越塔
4.然后被滚雪球输掉
DFM,你在干神魔?
还有我的老天鹅,能不能别ban蔚了,去ban剑魔啊!到底要试着counter剑魔输多少把才意识到要ban这破玩意?
- 其实这把和剑魔关系不大
- 这把全靠剑魔抗伤害,你眼瞎了吗?
- Reddit的游戏理解是这样的
- 他作为RNG的前排有大作用的


Someone tell evi what armor penetration does please
来个人告诉evi穿甲是干嘛用的谢谢

If only you could ban summoner spells
要是能ban掉召唤师技能就好了

GAME 4:
Game 2 really fucked with their mental with so many misplays and macro mistakes by DFM.
第二把确实把DFM心态打崩了,好几拨犯病和操作失误

The power of anime wasn’t enough Sadge
- Turns out it was not daijobu...
  Sadge
- In the end, anime wasn't real.
- Look on the bright side, they took more games off RNG than Evil Geniuses. Arigato DFM
二次元的力量还是不够啊,恼
- 原来并不是“大丈夫“(没关系)啊, 悲
- 二次元终究不是真实的
- 往好的方面想,他们比EG赢得多(EG在MSI被RNG零封了)。谢谢DFM!


Props to DFM, they put up a much better fight against LPL than EU did against NA.
为DFM鼓掌,他们面对LPL的表现比EU面对NA要好多了

Felt like the last game was RNG punishing DFM for that Game 1 loss.
- DFM woke RNG up with that first game win
- DFM were still doing well in game 2 up until they threw. They were up 3k gold before 20 minutes on a scaling comp and they chain fed.
感觉最后一把RNG是在让DFM偿还第一局的胜利
- 第一把彻底唤醒了RNG
- DFM第二把白给之前发挥得也很好。他们前20分钟领先3千经济,手握后期阵容,结果葫芦娃救爷爷了


TFW the series between Japan, a minor region, and the reigning MSI champs was closer and more interesting than the series between NA’s 3rd seed and EU’s 4th seed
- The gap is closing (between JP and CN)
怎么感觉LJL,一个外卡赛区,和统治MSI的RNG之间的比赛更焦灼和有趣,反观NA3号种子和EU4号种子
- 距离在拉近(指日本和中国)


RNGs demise was greatly exaggerated.
Good shit from DFM though.
RNG的失利被夸大了
不过DFM打得很不错了


apparently the previous games made DFM so frustrated that they just decided to run it HARD this game
what i just witnessed was cyberbullying
- Ming surviving ten times with like 10 HP would have tilted me hard, too
- yutapon diving under tower only for ming to stopwatch actually gave me physical pain
显然前面几局对DFM的打击很大,他们决定这把要硬碰硬
最后一局简直是网络暴力
- Ming每次都丝血逃生引起不适
- yutapon跳到塔里结果ming开了金身看得我头皮发麻


DFM can hold their heads high after this series, they made it closer than anyone could have expected. o7
DFM虽败犹荣,他们超出了所有人的预期,致敬!

I knew DFM would lose but damn, something about it is so upsetting :( Yaharong really tried man
虽然DFM输比赛在我的意料之中,但还是蜜汁郁闷:( Yaharong真的尽力了

It's always fun to see people rooting for LPL to fail and then watching them get disappointed when it doesn't happen
就喜欢看有些人指着LPL输比赛最后失望的样子

RNG be like "Nice, that was a great warm-up - when do we play?!"
RNG:“嗯,不错的热身,接下来怎么说?”

First 2 games were fun sadly the hype train derailed so soon.
前两局很有意思,可惜刚燥起来就坠机了

https://nga.178.com/read.php?&tid=33740155


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