【全明星】海草舞 Mglish翻译
内个……首先我知道你们想问什么
女装正在找了别催了= =……
不知道这是什么flag的可以翻一哈我2月的动态……
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咳咳，正片如下。
视频链接：
https://www.bilibili.com/video/av20498975/
Mglish翻译：
我不能打工 Working? tan90°
我不能打工 Working? tan-90°
我不能打工 Working？-tan90°
我不能打工 Working? -tan-90° //tan三角函数变形，敲黑板，考试要考的
不可能打工 Working? Kizuna-ai gets chicken dinner. //爱酱是不可能吃鸡的！
8848不能打工 Working? (-8848)!
不可能打工 Working? Hua Q!
我卢本伟不能打工 Working? Lubenwei Lowbility!
绝不可能打工 Working? Luwei is still alive.
给五百万才能打工 Only 500w could let me work.
人生呀 Life!
凄惨呐 It sucks!
歌唱生涯 Singing?
结束吗 It's In The End.
金坷垃 GKL!
没用啦 No NPK now.
不如一起 来搞基 Better to cum here & be a gay.
在这我想大力出奇迹 "R u ready for miracle?" I said.
大年三十对你们放屁 New Year's Eve we're f**kin' c*ming.
你看挖掘机放屁技术升级 Look! Blue-sh*t is updating!
加了特技 Duang~~
从那里打到这里 From here to there,
让你他娘的死无葬身之地 attack me everywhere but give me nowhere.
这时候你们需要在这里 Now u need to say
大喊卢本伟牛逼 /* 这里卢本伟指前文的挖掘机 */ "50%faker guability!"
现在向我们走来的是 Let's very welcome......
嬉皮笑脸的采花贼 happy happy Pgone.
他们活力充沛 众望所归 They're energetic, being focus on.
关键词还是搞gay The point is still gay.
你没有搞gay No gays?
你不会啵嘴 No gains.
他们十五岁就开派对 In yr 15, party night hole days.
从南到北不觉得累 Never tired, from S to N.
所以你他娘的要加强防备 So keep yr determined, you human.
今晚八点准时搞渣渣辉 When 8 o'clock, do u like van you xi.
是兄弟就搞gay everyday You, my homie, gay me everyday.
不停歇 Try to be the No.1. /* 1加粗 */
如果感觉自己不够强大 Lose yr determined? Can't beat the Murad?
那就别再犹豫来氪金吧 QB, wanna have a try? ——Ma Huateng //马化腾：Q币了解一下
所以问题不大 I got sick,
有钱就花 a case of money. /* the sick named money斜体，病名为钱 */
装逼才是你的想法 Zhuangbility is my skill.
天苍苍 So large the sky!
野茫茫 Such a great field!
快乐老家 Micky Mouse Clubhouse //整句斜体，意思为米奇妙妙屋
在何方 Sit inside pls, my friend.
在哪里 Time after time,
见过你 I held u in my mind.
既然相遇 As we meet together,
来装逼 I would teach you some elder experience.
//（中间很长一段类音mad）
别人笑我太疯癫 Someone say I'm a loser,
我笑他没碰过钱 but I mean it is so poor.
各位乡亲 各位父老 Ladies and gentleman,
现在就开始有点骚 now let's play a game.
别问我为什么不笑 Y I can't laugh?
因为我 照样风骚 'cause danmu would say 233333.
我们知识分子有节操 We young people need to learn a more thing...
有钱给点 没钱就拉倒 Show me the money, or say 666. //老规矩show me the money斜体
不要问我为什么自豪 Don't ask me Y I'm so proud,
因为没哭就值得骄傲 because I shouldn't be alive. //I shouldn't be alive 斜体
大水冲了龙王庙 Tsunami has destoryed the Dragon King Temple,
你的丁丁竟然有这么吊 Y yr brother is so diao.
老夫看你骨骼惊奇 I see you have an amazing body,
定然是万中无一的SB so u must be a Master.
听说你会下棋 Come here! Lancer!
不行 Nope
听说你会吔屎 Come here! Saber!
可以 Yes~ yes~ yes~ yes~ yes~~~~ Yes!
接下来就让我们进入精彩的 Now it's time for our
动次打次地吔屎时间 Beautiful Cooking! //斜体，美女厨房！食咗入厂！
在这暗黑山林日复一年 In the deep dark forest fantasies,
为了维持生活不得不冒险 I have to catch that dear for protein.
但愿能寻找摩的骑出 这片天 Hope oneday I can steal a motor, then go outside.
虽然这个舞台不够灿烂 Although it's not shining enough in society,
但是至少它的名字叫做B站 the name, bilibili, is why I'm here.
所以掀起波澜 So pls put yr hands up!
突破艰难 Overcome it!
实现自己心中梦想 Try to achieve everyone's dream.
人生呀 Life!
凄惨呐 It's a hard work!
想要肾好 Have a good liver,
喝肾宝 you need to get asleep early.
玩游戏 Do u like what u see?
很暴力 That's too much seconds time here!
来鬼畜区 Better to kichiku,
来搞基 here's yr happy home.
看完投币 Bilibili coins.
没问题 I need it!! Pls!! gzly!!
花Q Hana Q!
//注释：注释一般用/*XXXXX*/ 或者 //XXXXX 的方式来进行，只有开发者（也就是我和潮男以及这个专栏的观众）可见，视频中不可见。
链接：AV20498975
顺便感谢@萌龙少主 给我想出来Mglish这个标签23333，以后我都用这个标签来发专栏啦hhh
