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把老番茄版荒野大嫖客翻译回英文(第二期)

2019-02-02 19:58 作者:七宫唐俟  | 我要投稿

      During the blizzed,we found an abandoned hut,and trans formed it into a temporary camp.

      “Hey,dear comrades,I want to speak,”范德彪speaks,“……I want to say……I actually have nothing to speak,please fucking by yourselves.”It was our boss who has delivered the wonderful speech just now,范德彪:“鸭舌,come out with me.”

      This handsome face is me,鸭舌.Boss says that马大强and 麦嘎lost their way,therefore,we have to find them.

      “……Ojbk.”  “Don’t you want it?”

      We go back to snow,boss says:“The situation is in crisis,you are my most trusted guy,鸭舌!”

      “范哥?” “What’s wrong?” “What happened in 黑水town?” “黑水 what?”“黑水town.” “What 水town?” “黑水town.” ……“黑and what town?” “SHIT(whisper).”

      I know that our gang robbed a cruise ship,when I didn’t take part in.Because of that action,we must flee to everywhere.But my boss don’t want me to know what happened.

      “鸭舌,get on horse!”So I am following our boss in the blizzard.

 

      “I want to go to the toilet,鸭舌.”

      “No,please wait a minute,boss……” “啊♂” “Are you retarded?”

 

      “Hey,鸭舌,there are lights in front.”

      “Who comes here!”

      “Th……that’s me,麦嘎,mmyy brothers.”

      “Oh,we have found you,麦嘎,”boss pats on his shoulder and says,“go back with us,we found a shelter.”

      “I ffoundd one as well.But ttheree seems to be soommeone inside……”

                               (未完待续)

翻译:七宫

校正:唐俟

原版:【老番茄】史上最骚大镖客 1 2 3

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