华强买瓜英文版（用谷歌翻译器翻译）

Someone came to buy melons

有一个人前来买瓜

Dude, how much is this melon?

哥们，这瓜多少钱一斤

Two dollars a pound.

两块钱一斤

Is this melon rind made of gold, or the melon particles made of gold?

这瓜皮子是金子做的，还是瓜粒子是金子做的？

Look at this, where is there a melon now? These are all melons from the greenhouse. You think it's expensive and I think it's too expensive.

你瞧瞧这现在哪有瓜呀？这都是大棚里的瓜，你嫌贵我还嫌贵呢。

Pick me one.

给我挑一个。

OK, how about this?

行，这个怎么样？

Is this melon safe?

这瓜保熟吗？

I run a fruit stand, can I sell you raw melon eggs?

我开水果摊的，能卖给你生瓜蛋子啊？

I ask you, is this melon ripe?

我问你这瓜保熟吗？

You're trying to find fault on purpose, aren't you? Do you want it!

你是故意找茬是不是？你要不要吧！

If your melon is ripe, I definitely want it. What if it's unfamiliar?

你这瓜要熟我肯定要啊。那它要是不熟呢

 if it's not familiar, I ate it myself, am I satisfied?

要是不熟，我自己吃了它，满意了吧？

15 pounds, 30 yuan.

15斤，30块

Where is 15 pounds enough for you? You have a problem with that.

你这哪够15斤？你这秤有问题呀。

Are you trying to find fault?

你故意找茬是不是？

Do you want it? do you want?

你要不要吧？你要不要？

Magnet, and as you said, if this melon is raw, you swallow it yourself.

吸铁石，另外你说的，这瓜要是生的，你自己吞进去啊。

You tm split my melon, right?

你tm劈我瓜事吧

Sage Lang, Sage Lang

萨日朗，萨日朗

Huaqiang, hey, Huaqiang!

华强，哎，华强！