{"ops":[{"insert":"欸~又是喜闻乐见的拖更~\n过年跟沙雕网友们搓游戏高低有点上头，属于是把更桃文的事给忘了，虽然更了也没什么人看就是了。\n哦对了，泰坦陨落2一折特卖入手了，明天我开播打剧情，感兴趣的可以来我直播间凑个热闹。\n好了，闲话少说，叠甲，进正文！\n渣文笔警告，ooc警告\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"4","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/4adb9255ada5b97061e610b682b8636764fe50ed.png"}}},{"insert":"书接上文\n清晨，休伯利安，丽塔休息室。\n“啊~哈欠~睡的真香”白毛少女从熟睡中醒来\n“说起来，我记得之前是被丽塔下药了来着？”随着意识逐渐清醒，离谱的记忆开始接入大脑，而我为了理清现实开始喃喃自语。\n“欸~？丽塔呢？这才几点就去工作了吗？”我伸手向身旁摸去，并没有摸到意料中的香香软软的女仆小姐。\n“emmm几点了”突然想到什么似的，我抓起了一旁的闹钟。\n“我**，十点了！还没去舰桥打卡！迟到了！歇逼了，被扣工资了！”\n“什么东西在闹钟后面这么扎手”\n“纸条？”\n带着蔷薇香气的纸条上是隽秀工整的字迹：［舰长，不要着急，我已经帮您进行工作打卡了，打卡照片嘛，当然是您的睡颜照片了；还有，昨天的事要负责哟］\n“啊~虽然睡颜照片打卡这件事多少沾点离谱，但好歹不会扣工资了”我直接在心中疯狂感谢丽塔。\n“好了，起床，上班，开始摸鱼！”沐浴在“清晨”阳光中的少女以不可思议的速度更衣，洗漱然后猛的拉开房门。\n房门外与舰长撞个满怀的是一个意料之外情理之中的少女——幽兰戴尔。\n“幽兰戴尔？你怎么在这？”\n［只要我不尴尬，尴尬的就是别人］本着这样的想法我直接反客为主的抢先问道。\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“舰长，这话好像应该是我来问你”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"很显然，天命第一的S级女武神并不会被这种程度的情况尬住。"},{"insert":"\n“啊？我？没什么，没事，我就溜达”\n当破釜沉舟的心态被反制，那她不尴尬就是我尴尬。\n我强烈的求生欲不断暗示我［昨天的事绝对不能被幽兰戴尔知道］\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“哦？是么？”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"幽兰戴尔略带怀疑的打量着我，并且视线不断向丽塔的房间内看去。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“所以说，比安卡你找丽塔有什么事吗？”我为了防止事情败露，试图打断她四处打量的视线。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“啊，没什么，就是找她来配合我实战训练而已，不过，她似乎并不在这里。”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"幽兰戴尔见丽塔不在便向我说出事情原委。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“训练啊，走吧，我跟你去，别找丽塔了，她也很忙的。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"很显然我低估了“训练”这一事的严重程度，仅为了支开呆鹅就答应与她实战训练。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“欸？是这样吗？那好吧，舰长，先说好，我的训练强度可是很高的”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“无所谓，我会出手”"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"几分钟后，休伯利安，记忆战场模拟室。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“舰长准备好，我要动手了！”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"说罢，幽兰戴尔摆出了作战的态势。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“北辰双刀流，舰长，参上！”言语间，我也抽出腰间一长一短的双刀做出迎击姿态。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"——战斗中——"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“不错嘛舰长，看不出来你也有当女武神的潜质。”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“战斗！不要让战斗停下来！”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"双方激烈交战，时间与体力在刀光剑影间逐渐流逝。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"由于考虑到舰长的普通人身份，幽兰戴尔激活了战场模拟室的崩坏能抑制器，所以此时的她体内的崩坏能含量与普通人别无二致。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"女武神与普通人不同，女武神长期受崩坏能增幅，一旦突然失去增幅，体能会快速缩减甚至弱于常人。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"于是乎，失去崩坏能的幽兰戴尔逐渐被舰长压制。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“接下来，就是最后一击了”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“来吧！一决胜负！”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“北辰双刀流——百裂”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“黑渊白花！破！”"},{"insert":"\n［你以为我会好好打架？不可能的！］\n就在幽兰戴尔的投技刺过来时，我后撤步闪身躲过，然后反手一个美式居合-沙漠之鹰\n“有枪不用，怎么当一代宗师啊”\n“砰！”橡胶子弹精准的命中呆鹅的额头。\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“有点意思”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“再接我一招”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"幽兰戴尔又一次摆出架势突刺过来。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"［优秀的武器大师怎么能只带一把枪呢？］"},{"insert":"\n在幽兰戴尔向我冲来时，我将之前的手枪丢出向她砸去。\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"“这样丢掉武器是要投降吗？舰长”"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"她歪头躲开，并打趣道"},{"insert":"\n“哦~？是么？”我转身一个美式居合-spac12，反手就是一喷子。\n“这样可不行啊比~安~卡~酱”看着她无法与我近身我直接开始跳脸装B。\n然后自信转身收枪。\n“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"这一击，贯穿星辰！"},{"insert":"”\n［嗖！］一阵劲风从身后袭来\n\n［啪！］是物体拍到墙上的声音\n高速飞来的骑枪精准的扎穿我的外套衣领，并且把我钉挂在墙上\n“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"舰长~？你很勇哦~"},{"insert":"”\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“废话，我超勇的好不好！”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#ffb027"},"insert":"很勇是吧！"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"”"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"［据当天的操作员爱酱回忆称“以后绝对不能惹幽兰戴尔生气才行，不然后果好可怕的。”］"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"舰长，被钉在墙上反复暴打，再起不能"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"cut-off"},"insert":{"cut-off":{"type":"5","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/02db465212d3c374a43c60fa2625cc1caeaab796.png"}}},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"小剧场："},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"舰长：七步之外枪快，七步之内，枪又准又快"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"作者：有枪不用怎么当一代宗师啊。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"舰长：你比武不用枪吗？"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"作者：正经人打架不带枪？"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"舰长：不带枪的是正经人？"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"作者&舰长：下贱！"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"［邪不压正.jpg］"},{"insert":"\n\n\n"}]}
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