洋洋大桥10
写在前面的话
1.本文纯属虚构，仅仅作为娱乐向
2.本文为纯英文，如有错误敬请指出（文后有中文翻译）
3.本文这回是在工作室写的，可能效果好点
4.本文中前文反派均为友军，故不再使用红色字体
4.本文的神游内容为紫色文字（可能有不合理成分，敬请谅解，并在评论区给出合理说明）
The door was opening. After entering the meeting room, I knocked the vice door politely.
Then, a young lady opened the door politely “Hello, No.21”.
She wore a black coat, white shirt, black gloves and black shoes.
“You can call me teacher EEC. I am the host.”
Entering the vice door，a long table was in the room，and everyone smiled to me.
“The empty soft chair belongs to me.”I carefully looked around.
The meeting room was filled with sunlight. It looked like my house‘s sunlight balcony，and there were a few bouquets inside the room.
But I noticed that the air conditional was only 17℃.
There were 9 people in the meeting room. I realized that Detective A, Detective D, Detective E，Detective G and Detective W were here .THEY WERE MY INTERVIEW TEACHERS!
Thug Joe adjusted the cameras and checked. He looked so handsome and he wore old grey suit. He often looked at me and went back to do his business.
“Start recording.” Thug Joe ordered.
“Hello, welcome to come to the interview scene. Congratulation you can enter this step. Now show your ID card/passport and white admission ticket.”
I handed over my passport and white admission ticket with both hands.
“Interview begins.” teacher EEC said.
“Please make a brief self-introduction in English.”
I made a self-introduction.
“Very good, then I will ask a few questions for you. These questions may be difficult for you. Please calm down and answer honestly. Are you ready?” teacher EEC smiled and winked.
Her wink made me reminded of some beautiful women teachers.
“Yes, I have prepared. ”I replied confidently.
Detective A asked: “First, please transfer this English passage into Chinese.”
He gave me a short passage. I transferred this passage into Chinese fluently.
Detective D asked: “Your English is so perfect. Do you know how to deal with setback?”
“Thank you. I usually calm down first. I think what cause the setback. Then I will find ways to solve the problems. Last, I often do sports to deal with it. Like running, swimming and cycling. I think setback is pressure, and it is power, too. That is my answer, thank you.”
Detective E asked: “You know you were caught by us. So, I have a question, do you know why we caught you?”
“Thank you. I think I properly broke the rules. Maybe I enter school gate illegally? If so, I would take responsibility for everything, and I will accept punishment. So, I have thought…”
“No no no, you didn’t break any rules. The truth is that…” Detective G wanted to stop my speaking.
I shut up, sat still calmly.
“The truth is that we really want to grind you. Because you have powerful spirit, and you can complete everything in difficulties. Many soldiers said you are more resilient than everyone. The truth is that WE ARE FRIENDLY FORCES, AND WE ARE TEACHERS TOO.” Detective G explained.
“The enemy, absolutely NOT.” Detective W continued.
“Don’t think too much.” Detective D said.
"What foreign people you have been exposed to in recent days are missing, conspiracy theory, all of which are our work. The main purpose is to see your ability to recognize these things." Detective W took a sip of water and added.
EEC smiled to me.
She asked sweetly: “OK, next question: What is the real enemy?”
I thought for a while.
I gave an answer: “Thank you, in my opinion, the real enemy is oneself. If someone doesn’t believe he or she can do anything, and give up randomly. I think it is failure. Because no one beats he or she, and someone gives up.”
“Well, good answer. I experienced too. From then on, this was my creed. Remember, in this world, the real enemy is not enemy, is yourself.”
Teachers marked quickly.
Another women teacher asked: “Did you have any PTSD before? Please tell the truth，don’t lie. If you lie, we will check your mental health by force.”
Meanwhile, Thug Joe turned the light darker.
I looked at her slightly. She looked like about 60 years old. She wore a grey coat，and she looked like very spirit.
I thought for a while. Many wars came into my mind.
More than a decade ago, I was involved a regional war, and the reason was a conflict between my classmates and me. Those classmates became to my enemies.
Because I was well-educated，and I knew how to use the weapons，so many friends chose me to be a battlefield‘s boss. Some foreign friends sold their houses and cars to support me，even flew to battlefield to fight with my classmates.
During the war, I got bullet. I was caught by enemies. Luckily, I escaped.
Seven years later, I joined an army with classmates. We fought with many enemies in cold forest. Our living condition was very awful, and I often got mad. Until things went to uncontrollable, teachers sent me to mental hospital.
After checking in mental hospital，luckily，I didn’t have any mental illness. It seemed thing went well，and three months later，I joined a scout team to battle.
But in June 2018, I was almost killed by a car bomb. I remembered the car bomb was a red VW Polo. What’s worse, this explosive made me unable to study advanced math and linear algebra completely.
And the two latest wars I participated，it made me dumb. Because those wars, I saw too much death, psycho, bullets, and ruined armed-vehicles.
I said it calmly：“Well，I had PTSD. Those wars harmed me, but during the war, I learned something from weapons using to first aid，from multilingual using ability to dealing with all kinds of pressure.”
I stopped for a few seconds, and said calmly: “Though the wars can grind me a lot, wars can make many people pain, insane, even make people lose lives. War never has any winner. I don’t want to let the wars happen forever. I LOVE PEACE.”
“Now I cured it completely. I feel everything goes well. That is my answer. Thank you.”
“Perfect answer. It looks like you are out of war shadow.” EEC said and everyone marked.
A beautiful young teacher noticed me and she asked：“Did you have teacher crush before？”
I looked at her. She wore a white coat with wore black sweater underneath. The octagonal glasses she wore attracted me.
She looked at me slightly.
“Thank you. I think that is false proposition. In this world，teacher crush doesn’t exist. The truth is every admire some well-educated men or women teachers，including me. In my opinion，those women teachers are beautiful and glamor，but I don’t want to be them，I just want to be myself. First，I should study hard. Second，I should obey the rules，especially keeping distance. Third，I should consider them as a light and a bridge. I will constantly study，and pass on knowledge to future generations，like building a bridge or igniting a light. This is my answer. Thank you.”
“Fine, I think everyone like beautiful teachers. Actually everyone like the knowledge，not teachers‘ appearance. Appearance is just a bonus. In fact，we are not admiring or pursuit teachers，we are pursuing knowledge to save ourselves.”The elder woman teacher commented slowly.
“And you gave me a reasonable answer.” Detective E commented and marked.
At last，Detective D asked：“Do you agree with‘May the teachers of understanding will guide us ’？”
I thought for a while.
Before COVID-19, I learnt something about the teachers of understanding. It told me those teachers can make students learn advanced knowledge. For those teachers, the must believing in Marxism, and research Marxism for whole life. What is more, they know how to deal with relationship between families and jobs. They take seriously about children education.
In common, they must be masters and doctors.
“Well, Thank you. The following is my answer. In my opinion, the teachers of understanding are divine things. Those teachers can make students learn advanced knowledge, and teach them to be a person who can build better country and society. For those teachers, the must believing in Marxism, and research it for whole life. What is more, they know how to deal with relationship between families and jobs. They always take seriously about children education. I love those teachers.”
“Finally, I think May the teachers of understanding will guide us is a wonderful sentence. This is my answer. Thank you.”
“May the teachers of understanding will guide us.” All the teachers dressed up and took the oath together.
Detective G said：“We can not know everything forever，we can learn the whole from everything，including the virtual people and virtual belief.”
Teachers marked carefully. I felt the time stopped，and the world stopped too.
“Ah，time is over. This interview is over.” Detective A and EEC pulled down his pen. Thug Joe stopped recording and removes the memory card.
“Thanks for giving me this opportunity.”I said politely，and put the chair back quietly.
I bowed to teachers，and left meeting room normally.
I went to preparation room to take my phones back.
To my surprised，spy team leader Frankly gave the phones to me：“Do you feel better now？”
“Better，thank you.”
会议室的门是开着的。进入会议室后，我礼貌地敲了副门。
然后，一位年轻女士礼貌地打开了门：“你好，21号”。
她穿着黑色外套、白色衬衫、黑色手套和黑色鞋子。
“你可以叫我EEC老师。我是主持人。”
走进副门，房间里摆着一张长桌，每个人都对我微笑。
“那把空的软椅子是我的。”我仔细地环顾四周。
会议室里充满了阳光。它看起来像我家的阳光阳台，房间里有几束鲜花。
但我注意到空调只有17℃。
会议室里有9个人。我意识到A侦探、D侦探、E侦探、G侦探和W侦探都在这里。他们都是我的面试老师！
打手乔调整了摄像机并检查了一下。他看起来很帅，穿着一套灰色的旧西装。他经常看着我，然后回去做他的事情。
“开始录音录像。”打手乔命令道。
“您好，欢迎您来到面试现场。祝贺您能进入这一步。现在出示您的身份证/护照和白色准考证。”
我用双手递上了护照和白色准考证。
“面试开始了。”EEC老师说。
“请用英语做一个简短的自我介绍。”
我做了自我介绍。
“很好，然后我会问你几个问题。这些问题对你来说可能很难。请冷静下来，诚实地回答。你准备好了吗？”EEC老师微笑着眨眼。
她的眨眼使我想起了一些漂亮的女老师。
“是的，我已经准备好了。”我自信地回答。
侦探A问道：“首先，请把这段英文翻译成中文。”
他给我一篇短文。我把这段话流利地译成了中文。
侦探D问道：“你的英语太好了。你知道如何应对挫折吗？”
“谢谢。我通常先冷静下来。我想是什么导致了挫折。然后我会想办法解决问题。最后，我经常做运动来应对它。比如跑步、游泳和骑自行车。我认为挫折是压力，也是动力。这就是我的答案，谢谢。”
侦探E问道：“你知道的，你被我们抓住了。所以，我有一个问题，你知道我们为什么抓住你吗？”
“谢谢。我认为我违反了规定。也许我非法进入校门？如果是这样，我将承担一切责任，我将接受惩罚。所以，我想……”
“不，不，你没有违反任何规则。事实是……”侦探G想阻止我说话。
我闭上嘴，平静地坐着。
“事实是，我们真的想磨练你。因为你有强大的精神，你可以在困难中完成一切。许多士兵说你比每个人都更坚韧。事实是，我们是友军，我们也是老师。”侦探G解释道。
“敌人，绝对没有。”侦探W继续说道。
“别想太多了。”侦探D说。
“你在这几天所接触到的什么外国人口失踪啦，阴谋论啦，通通都是我们做的局。主要是想看看你对这些东西的辨别能力。”侦探W喝了一口水，补充说。
EEC对我微笑。
她温柔地问:“好吧，下一个问题:什么是真正的敌人?”
我想了一会儿。
我回答说:“谢谢你，在我看来，真正的敌人是自己。”如果有人不相信他或她可以做任何事情，并随便放弃。我认为这才是失败。因为没有人打败他或她，却自我放弃了。”
“嗯，回答得好。我也经历过。从那时起，这就是我的信条。记住，在这个世界上，真正的敌人不是敌人，而是你自己。”
老师们很快打分。
另一位女老师问:“你以前有创伤后应激障碍吗?请说实话，不要说谎。如果你撒谎，我们会强行检查你的心理健康状况。”
与此同时，打手乔把灯光调暗了。
我轻轻地看了她一眼。她看起来有60岁左右。她穿着一件灰色外套，看起来很精神。
我想了一会儿。许多战争浮现在我的脑海里。
十多年前，我卷入了一场地区战争，原因是我和同学之间的冲突。那些同学成了我的敌人。
因为我受过良好的教育，我知道如何使用武器，所以很多朋友选择我作为战场的老板。一些外国朋友卖掉他们的房子和汽车来支持我，甚至飞到战场上和我的同学一起战斗。
战争期间，我中过子弹。我还被敌人抓住过。幸运的是，我逃了出来。
七年后，我和同学一起参军了。我们在寒冷的森林里与许多敌人作战。我们的生活条件非常糟糕，我经常发癫。直到事情变得无法控制，老师们才把我送进了精神病院。
在精神病院检查后，幸运的是，我没有任何精神疾病。事情似乎进展得很顺利，三个月后，我加入了一个侦察队参加战斗。
但在2018年6月，我差点被汽车炸弹炸死。我记得汽车炸弹是一辆红色大众Polo。更糟糕的是，这次爆炸让我彻底无法学习高等数学和线性代数。
我最近参加的两场战争，让我变傻了。因为那些战争，我看到了太多的死亡，精神病，子弹和被毁的武装车辆。
我平静地说:“嗯，我有创伤后应激障碍。那些战争伤害了我，但在战争期间，我从使用武器到急救，从使用多种语言的能力到应对各种压力，都学到了一些东西。”
我停了几秒钟，平静地说:“虽然战争会折磨我很多，但战争会让很多人痛苦，疯狂，甚至让人失去生命。战争从来没有赢家。我不想让战争永远持续下去。我热爱和平。”
“现在我把它完全治好了。我觉得一切都很顺利。这就是我的答案。谢谢你。”
“完美的答案。看来你已经走出了战争的阴影。”EEC说，大家赶紧打分。
一位年轻漂亮的老师注意到了我，她问我:“你以前有过恋师情结吗?”
我看着她。她穿了一件白色外套，里面穿了一件黑色毛衣。她戴的八边形眼镜吸引了我。
她轻轻地看了我一眼。
“谢谢。我认为这是一个伪命题。在这个世界上，恋师情结是不存在的。事实是每个人都钦佩一些受过良好教育的男女教师，包括我。在我看来，那些女教师是美丽和迷人的，但我不想成为他们，我只想做我自己。首先，我应该努力学习。其次，我应该遵守规则，特别是保持距离。第三，我应该把她们看作一盏灯和一座桥梁。我要不断学习，像架起一座桥梁，点燃一盏灯一样，把知识传递给后代。这就是我的答案。谢谢你。”
“很好，我想每个人都喜欢漂亮的老师。其实每个人都喜欢知识，而不是老师的外表。外表只是加分项。事实上，我们不是在崇拜或者追求老师，我们是在追求知识来拯救自己。”年长的女老师慢慢地说。
“你给了我一个合理的答案。”E侦探继续说并打分。
最后，侦探D问道:“你同意‘愿洞察之师指引我们’吗?”
我想了一会儿。
在COVID-19之前，我学到了一些关于洞察之师的知识。它告诉我，老师可以让学生学到先进的知识。对这些教师来说，他们必须信仰马克思主义，并终身研究它。更重要的是，他们知道如何处理家庭和工作之间的关系。他们很重视儿童教育。
共同点是，他们必须是硕士和博士。
“嗯，谢谢你。以下是我的回答。在我看来，洞察之师是神圣的东西。那些老师可以让学生学到先进的知识，教育他们成为一个能够更好地建设国家和社会的人。对这些教师来说，他们必须信仰马克思主义，并终生研究它。更重要的是，他们知道如何处理家庭和工作之间的关系。他们总是很重视孩子的教育。我爱那些老师。”
最后，我想洞察之师会指引我们是一句精彩的句子。这就是我的答案。谢谢你。”
“愿洞察之师指引我们。”所有老师整理着装，共同宣誓。
侦探G说：“我们永远做不到全知全能，但我们可以从一切地方终身学习，包括虚拟人，虚拟信仰。”
老师们仔细打分。此时我觉得时间停止了，世界也停止了。
“啊，时间到。面试结束了。”A侦探和EEC放下了他的笔。打手乔停止录像并取出内存卡。
“谢谢你给我这个机会。”我礼貌地说，然后轻轻地把椅子放回原位。
我向老师们鞠了一躬，然后正常地离开了会议室。
我去准备室拿回我的手机。
令我吃惊的是，间谍小组组长弗兰基把手机递给了我:“你现在感觉好点了吗?”
“好,谢谢你。”
