好想做秋绘的狗啊——视频文案
我好想做秋绘小姐的狗啊。
可是秋绘小姐说她喜欢的是她的猫猫老婆，
于是我哭了。
我哭得很伤心，因为我终究不是早凉。
我只是一只老鼠。
我从没奢望秋绘小姐能喜欢自己。
我明白的，所有人都喜欢聪明可爱的猫猫，
没有人会喜欢阴湿带病的老鼠。
但我还是问了秋绘小姐:
“我能不能做你的狗？”
How I wish to be Akie's dog.
But Akie said she likes her cat wife, so I cried.
I cried sadly because I am not Zaoliang after all.
I am just a mouse.
Never had I expected Akie could like me.
I clearly understand that everyone likes Zaoliang,
who is smart, elegant, handsome and adorable.
No one likes a stupid dirty mouse with diseases.
However, I still asked Akie:
"Could I be your dog?"
我知道我是注定做不了狗的。
但如果她喜欢狗，
我就可以一直在身边看着她了，
哪怕她怀里抱着的永远是猫猫。
然而，她说，她喜欢的是猫猫，
她喜欢的是她软fufu傻憨憨的老婆。
I know I am destined to fail to be a dog.
But if she likes it,
I could always watch her by her side,
even if she always holding the cat in her arms.
But she said she loves Zaoliang,
Her soft, cute, clean and naive wife.
她还在用嫌弃的眼神看着我，
只是因为早凉还没有出现，
只有我，一只老鼠，
每天蹑手蹑脚地打开手机看她直播，
透过屏幕凝视着她。
等她最喜欢的猫猫来了的时候，
我就该重新滚回我的现实了吧。
And now she is just looking at me without any expressions,
Because Zaoliang had not yet appeared.
And only me, the mouse
Stealthily turns on my phone everyday to whtch her live broadcast in Bilibili,
Staring at her through the screen.
When her favorite Zaoliang arrives,
I should bloodly get back to reality.
但我还是好喜欢她啊。
她能在我还在她身边的时候多看我几眼吗？
我祈祷着奇迹的出现。
然后天使绘好像真的回应了我！
她说以后的每个周年庆都要和大家一起过。
虽然我不知道大家是指哪些人。
好希望这些人中有我的一份子。
But I still like her so much.
Could she pay more attention to me while I'm still around?
I pray for a miracle to happen.
Then Angel Akie truly responses!
She said she would spend every Anniversary Celebration with everyone in the future.
I don't know who "everyone" refers to.
Just I hope this collection could do an endocytosis for me.
猫猫好像有些害怕秋绘小姐。
既然如此，让我去把她最爱的猫猫引来。
我知道但凡我敢失误一下子，
我就会葬身猫口，乃至 AK 秋绘的枪。
到了那时候，
她大概会把我的身体装起来，
然后用力地扔到门外吧。
那我就成了一包鼠条……
哦不好意思，
也许只是一袋新型垃圾。
我希望她能把我扔得近一点，
因为我还是好喜欢她。
我会一直喜欢下去的。
The lovely cat is still afraid of Akie.
I will go and guide her beloved wife
I know that if I made one mistake,
I would die of the cat's mouth or even AK Akie
And that time
She will probably pack my body up
And throw it hard outside the door.
Then I shall become a pack of rat fries...
Oh sorry,
Maybe just a bag of new garbage.
I hope she can throw me closer
Because I still like her so much.
And I'm gonna love her forever.
即便我永远失去了我的肉体，
我的灵魂仍会透过窗户看着她。
秋绘小姐慵懒地靠在沙发上，
温顺的猫猫早凉窝在她的怀里。
壁炉的火光照在她可爱的脸庞，
我的心却在冷风里默默燃烧。
Even though I lose my body,
My soul would look at her through the window.
When Akie is lazily leaning on the sofa,
Zaoliang, who performed very meekly,
Is sitting in her arms.
The light of the fireplace shown on her cute face,
And my heart was slightly buning in the cold wind.
她甜如蜜糖
她轻如鸿羽
她携着一只红玫瑰
系在我灵魂的胸前
She is sweeter than honey
Lighter than feathers
She brings red roses for you
To wear on the chest of your soul
翻自：新户眠子《嘉然小姐的狗》&一只穹鲤《英文深情朗诵〈斯奈德小姐的狗〉》
好想做秋绘的狗啊。
看她每天起床，用着嫌弃的眼神看着我
却又不得不牵着我去厕所
How I wish to be Akie's dog
Watching her waking up, looking at me with disdainful eyes
Though she have to lead me to the restroom every day
好想做秋绘的狗啊。
看着她板着脸，厌恶的驱赶着我
却又不得不让我prprpr
How I wish to be Akie's dog
Watching her face stiffen, driving me away in disgust
Though she have to be made PRPRPR by me
好想做秋绘的狗啊
看着她开心的直播，放置我让我一动不动
却又不得不在桌下轻轻踩我
How I wish to be Akie's dog
Watching her happy live broadcast, leaving me motionless
Though she have to step on me gently under the table
好想做秋绘的狗啊
看着她羞红着双颊，让我一动也不能动
却在浴室打湿衣服为我洗澡
How I wish to be Akie's dog
Watching her blushing cheeks, making me unable to move
Though she have to take a shower for me with wet clothes
好想做秋绘的狗啊
看她快乐的奔跑，让我坐在原地
却又在回来的时候抱住我的身体
How I wish to be Akie's dog
Watching her playing games, making me notice her attentively
Though she have to give me a embrace when she comes back
神啊，我真的好想做秋绘的狗啊
看她鼓起的嘴唇，让我自己叼着狗绳
却温柔的帮我冲洗
看她伤心的时候，抱着我哭泣，
而我将温暖传递过去。
可一阵冷风将我吹醒
Oh my lord, I really want to be Akie’s dog
When she pouts her mouth, letting me hang the leash myself
She will still rinse me out gently
When she's sad, she could hold me and cry
And I will pass on the warmth to her
However, a cold wind wokes me up
神啊，为什么秋绘会喜欢猫啊
她只会给怀中的猫咪梳毛，却不肯给我一点奇迹
她会喵言喵语，却嫌我汪汪乱叫
她和猫咪在房间里快乐游戏，却留我在屋外趴在窗台远远望去
Oh my lord, why Akie loves cat
She can combs the cat in her arms,
but refuses to give me a little miracle
She can meow and speak to the cat,
but she dislikes me barking and barking
She can play happily with the cat in the room,
leaving me lying outside looking at her from afar
神啊，我好想做秋绘的狗啊，
哪怕她只喜欢猫猫
但偶尔偶尔也能看到
一只忠诚守护她的狗狗吧
Oh my lord, I really want to be Akie’s dog
Even if she only likes her lovely cat
But once in a while she can see me
A loyal dog guarding her forever
翻自：戏之《我真的好想做绘绘小姐的狗啊》
感谢你的阅读！前半部分是视频文案，另外这里还翻译了另一个版本的文案，不过最终没有用上，有兴趣的话可以拿去用。
