（日更）看笑话，猜谜语，学英语 2020.3.22

A man is reading his newspaper and says to his wife: “Michelle, look. Here is an article about how women use about twice as many words per day as men do.”

某男一边看报纸一边跟老婆讲，“米歇尔，你看，这儿有篇文章说了，女人每天说的话是男人的两倍。”

The wife responds: “That's because we have to tell you everything twice.”

他老婆说：“那是因为什么事儿我们都得跟你们说两遍。”

昨日谜语答案：

Because you can't take a picture with a wooden leg. 

谜面讲得是为什么在不列颠哥伦比亚省（加拿大）不能  take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. 这个 with a wooden leg 你可以理解成修饰 man 也可以理解成修饰 take a picture. 为什么不能给装了木腿的人照相我们不知道，但是用木腿肯定是不能拍照的。

今日谜语：

A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors?