【MC】领域服即将迎来新地图！

Long ago, I was what some would call (Editor’s note: Who? Name names) a programming prodigy. 

很久以前，我被一些人称为（Editor’s note: Who? Name names）编程神童。

I woke up every morning, cuddled with my pet Python, poured a cup of Java and ate an orange (to ++ the vitamin C). 

我每天早上醒来，抱着我的宠物蟒蛇，倒了一杯爪哇咖啡，吃了一个橘子（维生素C）。

While doing my loops at my job I would attempt to take as many ‘breaks’ as possible, until the day I was promptly fired for being too literal and/or having a lack of “work ethic”. 

当我在工作中做循环时，我会尝试尽可能多地“休息”，直到有一天我因为太过刻板和/或缺乏“职业道德”而被立即解雇。

Although I involuntarily chose to leave that life behind, today’s new release is calling me back, with a slew of maps that will challenge that programmy part of your brain!

虽然我不由自主地选择了放弃那种生活，但今天的新版本正在召唤我回来，一系列地图将挑战你大脑中的那个部分！

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