{"ops":[{"insert":"这里先问大家一个问题，美国警察里最火的是哪个？"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"答案应该是阿肯色州州警(Arkansas State Police)，简称ASP。"},{"insert":"\n熟悉ASP的人都知道，这个州警里的警员异常地生猛，什么狂飙100多公里时速PIT嫌犯车辆直接起飞，把自己的车、队友的车、嫌疑犯的车撞报废什么的，都算是名场面了。ASP因此也收获了大量的流量，许多美警爱好者也开始注意到，一个小小的阿肯色州居然出了个这么多莽夫的警局，算是喜闻乐见了。\n但是，我今天写这个专栏不是单纯给大家聊聊ASP的，我写这个是为了给大家展示一个在ASP圈子里普遍存在的问题，那就是ASP的"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"魔征粉"},{"insert":"，我称他们为“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"ASP小鬼"},{"insert":"”。\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/1d8af2ea0664308400424f135e7d59082858c166.jpg","width":2028,"height":1322,"size":1324891,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/79d76d41e02bb4f6968be7db3fd5a5c200f86cfa.jpg","width":641,"height":731,"size":277858,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"首先，我们先理清楚ASP小鬼的概念，也就是:什么是ASP小鬼？哪些人算ASP小鬼？先回答第一个问题，ASP小鬼指的是无脑吹捧ASP的人，行为是不管是什么东西，只要是ASP的，就无脑地硬吹，就差把“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"ASP是我的爹"},{"insert":"”写脑门上了；回答第二个问题，不是说喜欢ASP的人就算ASP小鬼了，ASP小鬼指的是"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"魔征粉无脑吹"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"的这种人，理性粉当然不算ASP小鬼。接下来我给大家举几个例子，让我们来看看ASP小鬼的惊人言论和作法。"},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"(由于尊重个人隐私，图中所有的用户名我将进行打码处理，对这个话题感兴趣的人可以在网上自行找找)"},{"insert":"\n\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/2b62d65ec67a9176468508d6da66a42010689640.jpg","width":1088,"height":716,"size":431467,"status":"loaded"}}},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"↑这个是一个NYPD追车的视频，本来在美警圈里平平无奇，但是这条弹幕属实给我逗乐了。一个有关NYPD的视频，一些人是怎么扯上ASP的？这就是典型的ASP小鬼行为，不分场合地说ASP，怎么？你ASP你牛是怎么着，你在一个与ASP无关的地方硬说ASP你不觉得尴尬吗？还是说你脸皮厚？你这种行为，你让那些喜欢其他警察的人怎么想？这人不是有病吗？"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/376560826258dbdc146ee954a6ecb720803abec6.jpg","width":980,"height":288,"size":83096,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/306ac60aaab334ffcf61062295204776f9d2ddce.jpg","width":1124,"height":376,"size":44784,"status":"loaded"}}},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"↑这两张是在一个测评美国州警警车的视频里的。视频是给别人看各州州警的图片然后1到10来评分，视频里别人给ASP打了七分评价，但是某些ASP小鬼就不乐意了，说什么“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"怒了，ASP竟然是七分"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"”“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"为什么ASP不是10分"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"”这种脑残粉言论。怎么ASP是你家坤坤啊这么护着它？你下一句是不是“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"理智？你叫我怎么理智？"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"”啊？看其他弹幕来讲ASP小鬼已经是人见狗嫌了，别人怎么评价ASP管你什么事啊？真就什么都敢吹呗，该吹的你们不吹，不该吹的你们又疯狂地吹，脑子思路真tmd清奇。"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/23e63747be445029a7155dda8f0c756a3ea24147.jpg","width":716,"height":1404,"size":336935,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/a06cb4f7a4a7c15200e540c2c2d78c99452dd092.jpg","width":716,"height":348,"size":58859,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/78d7f0841fcc1abf681bd655f7108cb9889ace4d.jpg","width":716,"height":228,"size":40531,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"↑这个是出自某软件的一个帖子里的。帖子里说找到了car parking这款游戏里的警车的原型，并明确指出原型车是道奇战马展会警车。但是一些ASP小鬼就跟瞎子似的当没看见，就直接说这车是ASP，还美其名曰“"},{"attributes":{"color":"#00aeec"},"insert":"阿肯色州州警的黑白款式"},{"insert":"”。笑死我了，自己脑子里什么都没有就开始现编了？之后我指出他的错误这小鬼还不乐意了，私信跟老子骂还骂不过，废物一个，"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"这里就不展开说了，怕不过审(bushi)"},{"insert":"\n\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/5a12e4efa57fe35bdcd3c017aa986fd71af855d1.jpg","width":716,"height":960,"size":159296,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b2.sanwen.net/b_article/d386d212c1a73a85232495eb80ec441e562d8766.jpg","width":1628,"height":956,"size":1070724,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"↑这个是我在某个QQ群里发现的。我就有点不明白了，ASP小鬼都是人均瞎子吗？什么都看不到。请问这警车跟ASP有啥关系啊？就额这乱说"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"(车左上角有德克萨斯州州旗，这车哪个州的不用我说)"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"。怎么你们整天ASPASPASP的，魔征了？哪儿都是ASP是吧？自己脑子什么都不知道净瞎jb说，左右有两条线就是ASP是吧？真的，说话都不看场合不过脑子的。"},{"insert":"\n我相信不光是我，看了这期专栏的人都很反感这种ASP小鬼。这种人他们打心里压根就不喜欢ASP，就是一群只会说ASP给自己找存在感的小鬼。ASP确实有些地方比其他警局做得好，也有值得去吹的地方，但这不是某些ASP小鬼乱玩梗的理由，玩梗得有理有据。这群人就不是在赞扬ASP，而是在捧杀ASP，给ASP增加了很多污点，就是在侮辱ASP。\n\n好了，这期专栏就是我心情不好瞎吐槽瞎写的东西，大家觉得我说得有道理的可以"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"点赞、评论或者转发"},{"attributes":{"color":"#18191c"},"insert":"，让其他人看看这种不要脸的行为。我也劝劝某些小鬼，"},{"attributes":{"color":"#f85a54"},"insert":"不要再给ASP招黑啦！"},{"insert":"\n"}]}
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