"The whole world's a river, and I'm its king."

世界就是一条河流，而我是他的国王

Champion Select

Pick

• "Call me king, call me demon. Water forgets the names of the drowned."

Ban

• "You're duller than a broken sandwich."

Movement

First Move

• "Let us peruse this establishment's fare."

• "It is the heart from which the darkest water flows."

• "This buffet exceeds repugnance!"

• "It is my mouth into which all travels end."

• "I see nothing splendiferous in this table's offerings!"

• "Does your establishment have any tables?"

Moving

• "I refuse to succumb to culinary degradation!"

• "The only real sin is to deny a craving."

• "My diet is expensively unique."

• "All shall drown in my magnificence."

• "A depth of flavor is what I covet."

• "Anything of depth is deceitful."

• "All the world's a river, and I'm its king."

• "All creation is born famished and starving."

• "Everyone ends downriver... eventually."

• "Nothing escapes hunger."

• "To covet is to starve."

• "True appetite never wanes."

• "Let us eat voraciously and overindulge."

• "I have tastes that aren't easily... pacified."

• "I am appetite focused."

• "Misery has a delectable taste."

• "Gluttony is impossible."

• "Now we shall gluttonize."

• "Every heart has its own hunger."

• "We all gourmandize from time to time."

• "No true hunger can be abated."

• "From suffering, my banquet is born."

• "That aroma seduces..."

• "A bargain is due!"

• "Give it to me!"

• "The river never stops!"

• "Where is it!?"

• "Where is that taste?"

• "The world is my feast!"

• "Every river ends in me!"

• "I demand an entrée!"

• "Hunger!"

• "I am the River King!"

• "Mercy has no flavor!"

First Encounter

First Encounter with  Aatrox

• "Brother, you're as cultured as a crematorium selling barbecue."

• "War is a manly appetite, and your directness has my admiration."

First Encounter with  Ahri

• "I am enthralled by your class and refinement. I must offer you a token of my admirations."

• "You're as modest as a freshly-paid courtesan."

First Encounter with  Akali

• "Hiding in smoke? Young lady, you're as sharp as a bag of slugs."

First Encounter with  Alistar

• "I believe 'decorum' is the china shop."

• "Any pejorative of bullheadedness is pulverized by your magnificence."

First Encounter with  Amumu

• "I say, you're as 'fun' as a leaky roof."

• "Coveting friendship is barely an appetite, but one I do so sympathize with."

First Encounter with  Anivia

• "I suppose I must defrost you first."

First Encounter with  Annie

• "Idiocy is often mistaken for innocence."

First Encounter with  Ashe

• "Girl, you got as much 'foresight' as a blindfolded mole."

• "If you wanna build an empire of peace, then your mortar will be blood."

First Encounter with  Azir

• "Your empire? I look upon your works and despair."

• "Son, your empire was built on sand."

• "You're the emperor... of mashed potatoes and gravy."

• "An emperor as humble as he is beloved."

First Encounter with  Blitzcrank

• "If your heart is gold and your body is steel, why's tin between your ears?"

First Encounter with  Braum

• "My mustache will eat yours."

• "The heart of the Freljord must long for something."

• "You're strong like bull, and smart like cow."

First Encounter with  Caitlyn

• "You're as elegant as an outhouse in a leper colony!"

• "If you want to clean up the city, don't you need to understand where that dirt comes from?"

First Encounter with  Cho'Gath

• "Your hunger deserves to be satisfied."

• "Personally I hunger for things less literal."

First Encounter with  Darius

• "Your strength is waning, General. 'Course, I can help you slow time's regress."

• "You're as subtle as a gold codpiece."

First Encounter with  Diana

• "Vengeance is a thirst I could help you quench."

• "Girl, you're crazier than a mouse in moonshine."

First Encounter with  Draven

• "I wonder, how can you receive the attention you deserve... while your brother is in the way?"

• "Your hunger for attention deserves to be sated."

• "At least the rumor of your vanity isn't overrated."

First Encounter with  Dr. Mundo

• "Your diction is as exemplary as your intellect."

• "I can show Mundo new places to go, if he pleases."

First Encounter with  Ekko

• "Time is but another river, and I care not what water I swim in."

• "Your youthful rebellion is as tedious as your hairstyle."

First Encounter with  Ezreal

• "Youthful ignorance is unfortunately your best quality."

• "Why should a hunger for adventure ever be sated?"

First Encounter with  Fiora

• "A duel is a fight between two imbeciles... and you are the greatest."

• "An appetite for a challenge is a craving without liability."

First Encounter with  Fizz

• "Wouldn't you care to travel to your people's destination?"

First Encounter with  Gangplank

• "Your attempt to be monstrous is as successful as your dictatorship."

• "You're a man with troubles. I have solutions."

First Encounter with  Garen

• "You live by a code that'll never let you get what you want. Let me take you to her."

First Encounter with  Gnar

• "Your conversation makes as much sense as a fish in lingerie!"

• "Time is just a river, boy. Let me take you back where you belong."

First Encounter with  Gragas

• "Your tastes are as elegant as a broken latrine."

• "I admire a man of appetites. Let me help you find refreshment."

First Encounter with  Janna

• "Girl, you're as appealing as a cake in the rain."

• "There's a storm in your heart, girl. Tell me what you hunger for."

First Encounter with  Jarvan IV

• "Anything getting through that gold helmet of yours?"

• "Only a fool wouldn't hunger for the throne. Let me help you find that seat."

First Encounter with  Jax

• "It is wonderful to be hungry for a challenge."

• "Boy, you are a few candles short of a lantern."

First Encounter with  Jayce

• "A drive for innovation? It's just a hunger for something new."

• "Dumber than a box of hammers."

First Encounter with  Jinx

• "An appetite for chaos? Let me feed that mayhem."

• "Girl, if brains were dynamite, you'd be a dud."

First Encounter with  Katarina

• "Don't starve your heart, child! Let me deliver you to him."

First Encounter with  Lee Sin

• "Truth requires a journey on blind faith."

First Encounter with  Lissandra

• "Good ideas fall from you like pudding from a harpy."

• "Could I offer you a bargain to replace your previous engagement?"

First Encounter with  Lucian

• "Step closer, and I'll carry you to your prize."

• "A fool and his love are easily parted."

First Encounter with  Miss Fortune

• "The enormity of the hat doesn't hide the vacancy beneath it!"

• "The road to vengeance requires a journey I would happily provide."

First Encounter with  Nami

• "A journey to a moonstone is one I could provide."

• "The tides call you sashimi."

First Encounter with  Nasus

• "Forgiveness is a shore like any other."

• "You're like a roofless mansion – impressively useless."

First Encounter with  Renekton

• "I appreciate your mind is unsullied by the complications of reason."

• "Allow me to facilitate your rapaciousness."

First Encounter with  Ryze

• "You are a traveler... and I provide transport."

• "You read words and mistake that for understanding"

First Encounter with  Sejuani

• "Let me make a meal with your ambition."

• "You're as witty as you are subtle."

First Encounter with  Sivir

• "Why not travel to when you were free from these doubts?"

• "Your tastes are about as sophisticated as your wardrobe."

First Encounter with  Teemo

• "Every heart has its own hunger. Tell me yours."

• "You're as likable as a rat in a bridle shop."

First Encounter with  Twisted Fate

• "Bilgewater is a rough town to leave. I could make it easier for you."

• "A gambler's luck is only predictable... when he's a cheat."

First Encounter with  Vi

• "A boxer who thinks with her fists must inevitably punch with her face."

• "Child, why would you sublimate a hunger? Have you forgotten who you are?"

First Encounter with  Wukong

• "Do you want to reach your potential? It's a journey I could provide."

First Encounter with  Xerath

• "A slave's mind is never free, but I suspect you got yours on discount."

• "Ah, nothing whets my appetite like the flames of ambition gone awry."

First Encounter with  Yasuo

• "Your destiny isn't in the wind. It's on the river."

• "You're as quick as a turtle on molasses."

First Encounter with  Zed

• "So, shiny attire seem like the thing to wear? You are the most intelligent ninja in the world."

• "Child, a shadow must run from the light eventually."

First Encounter with a  Debonair

• "I presume you are the waiter at this establishment."

First Encounter with a  Gentleman

• "Are you the waiter of this establishment?"

Taunt

• "Your mind is as clear as mud."

• "You are a malodorous offense to my palate!"

• "The baseness of your appetite repulses me!"

• "Child, you're a couple cows short of a steak!"

• "You're duller than a broken sandwich."

Attack

Attacking

• "I must sample this buffet."

• "New tastes."

• "Something to nibble on."

• "Another meal."

• "An enticing culinary prospect."

• "Another snack."

• "Delicious."

• "Savor the misery."

• "Might be savory."

• "Their despair... is the seasoning."

• "I will consume all."

• "Yummy."

• "A feast awaits."

• "How delectable."

• "Meat!"

• "Mine!"

• "Feed!"

• "More!"

• "Dinner!"

• "Hunger!"

• "Fresh souls!"

• Tahm Kench snarls.

• Attacking  Baron Nashor

• "Beast, you are a rank dish! Ill served!"

• "This is my river, you scoundrel!"

• "You dare invade my table?"

Ability Casting

Using  Tongue Lash

Using  Abyssal Dive

Using  Thick Skin

• "Was that an attack, or an hors d'oeuvre?"

• "My constitution is unflappable!"

• "You have succeeded only in ruffling my attire!"

• "How droll your attacks are!"

Using  Devour

• Targeting an Out-of-Range Ally

• "Travel awaits."

• "Take the bargain."

• "Over here!"

• "Come closer, child."

• "Closer."

• "Step inside."

• "Get inside!"

• "This way!"

Using  Regurgitate

• "Repugnant!"

• "Unacceptable!"

• "Needs salt!"

• "Nauseating!"

• "Revolting!"

• "Vile!"

• "Disgusting!"

Shopping

Buying  Frozen Heart

• "A heart is so easily... eaten."

• "There is something sublime about holding a heart in your hand."

Buying  Locket of the Iron Solari

• "How did I leave my jacket pocket unadorned for so long?"

• "I am sanctuary for those in my favour."

• "I can provide all manner of refuge."

Buying  Mercury's Treads

• "I have a hunger for... fine shoes."

Buying  Mikael's Blessing

• "I wonder who might like to bargain for a little freedom."

Buying  Randuin's Omen

• "I am an omen of voracity."

• "A little sedation for my more noisesome neighbours."

• "A handy tool for the next time I'm... in between meals."

Buying  Ravenous Hydra

• "Truly this is the best way to enjoy a buffet."

• "I pity the hydra. So many heads intent on sharing the meal."

• "Something about this blade feels... redundant."

Buying  Spirit Visage

• "Sorcery is a distasteful habit."

• "I refuse to trouble myself with charlatans."

• "My visage was already flawless, now it just has more vigor."

Buying  Sunfire Aegis

• "A gentleman without a cape is only half-dressed."

• "Fire warms the spirit, and charges the appetite."

Buying  Warmog's Armor

• "War is an appetite like any other."

• "Say what you will, a large man can not be ignored."

• "A hearty appetite pairs best with a robust constitution."

Other Gameplay

Using  Elixir of Iron

• "Finally, my enormity matches my appetite."

Placing a  Ward

• "Even when you have no bait, you can still cast a line and hope."

• "A true meal requires foresight to manifest."

• "I prefer to know when my next meal approaches."

• "I search for bargains wherever fools cross my domain."

Recall

• "I shall return to this establishment shortly."

• "Regrettably, I must retire in order to find a digestive."