美军整顿不文明用语，笑不活！（慎点，含妈量极高）

No fucking way - 我他妈才不会干这个

I'm not certain that's feasible - 狗屁,没门

You've gotta be shitting me - 真他妈的?有本事告诉谁关心呗

Really? Tell someone who gives a fuck - 问我关心不关心?

Perhaps you should check with... - 也许你应该去问问...

Ask me if I give a fuck - 问我关心不关心?

Of course I'm concerned - 当然我很在意啊

It's not my fucking problem - 干我屁事

I wasn't involved with the project - 跟我没关系 

What the fuck - 这他妈是什么鬼

Interesting behavior - 有意思的行为

Fuck it, it won't work - 我他妈不想干了

I'm not certain we can implement this - 我不确定我们能不能实现这件事

Why the fuck didn't you tell me sooner - 为什么他妈的不早说

I'll try to schedule that - 我会试着安排时间的

When the fuck do they expect me to do this - 他妈的什么时候要我完成

Perhaps I can work late - 也许我可以加班吧

Who the fuck cares - 谁他妈在乎啊

Are you sure this is a problem - 你确定这是个问题吗

He's got his head up his ass - 他脑袋进屎了 

He's not familiar with the process - 他不熟悉这个流程

Eat shit - 吃屎去吧

Eat shit and die - 吃屎然后去死

Eat shit and die, mother-fucker - 吃屎然后去死,妈的

Excuse me - 对不起

Excuse me, sir - 对不起,先生

What the fuck do they want from me - 他妈的到底想怎样 

They weren't happy with it - 他们对这个不满意

Kiss my ass - 亲我屁股去吧

So you'd like my help with it - 所以你想让我帮忙?

Fuck it, I'm on salary - 我他妈有工资,管它呢 

I'm a bit overloaded at the moment - 我已经有点忙不过来了

Shove it up your ass - 就是往你屁眼里捅吧

I don't think you understand - 我看你没明白

This job sucks - 这活真他妈烦人

Who the hell died and made you boss - 谁他妈死了让你当老板的

Would you want me to take care of this - 你想让我来处理这个?

Blow me - 给我吹去吧 

I see - 我知道了

Blow yourself - 自己吹去吧

Do you see - 你看到了吗

Another fucking meeting - 又他妈开会

Yes, we should discuss this - 是的,我们应该讨论这个

I really don't give a shit - 我真他妈不关心

He's a fucking retard - 他就是个他妈的弱智

He's a bit confused - 他有点迷糊

I fucking told you so - 我他妈就说了吧

I mentioned this once before - 我之前提过一次了