因为“新订单很少”和“需求下降”，特斯拉将解雇员工
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Tesla Furloughs Employees Due To "Very Few New Orders" And A "Drop In Demand"
特斯拉解雇员工，因为“新订单很少”和“需求下降”
The "dumb" coronavirus panic, as Elon Musk once called it, is finally coming back to bite Musk in the ass.
“该死的”冠状病毒恐慌，就像马斯克曾经所称呼的那样，终于回来咬马斯克的屁股了。
After a report yesterday that several Tesla employees had tested positive for coronavirus, possibly as a result of Elon Musk keeping his Fremont factory open far longer than he should have, Tesla has only now started to furlough some workers due to a "drop in demand" amid the national crisis.
昨天有报道称，特斯拉的几名员工的冠状病毒检测呈阳性，这可能是由于马斯克（Elon Musk）将其弗里蒙特工厂的营业时间大大延长所致，但特斯拉直到现在、才开始因国家危机中的“需求下降”而解雇一些员工。
Axel Tangen, Tesla’s director of Northern Europe, to employees in Norway stated in an e-mail released by electrek yesterday:
特斯拉北欧主管Axel Tangen昨日在一封由electrek发布的电子邮件中向挪威员工表示：
In plain terms, our current capacity is higher than the actual work available to us, due to uncertainty and restrictions caused by the coronavirus outbreak. Sadly, this means that our staffing need will be lower than normal for some time to come. We are confident that this trend will reverse as the outbreak is contained and Norwegians return to their daily lives, but we need to take action to ensure there is a place to work for us all when things return to normal.
直截了当的说吧，由于冠状病毒爆发带来的不确定性和限制性，我们目前的工作能力高于我们现有的实际可实施工作的能力。不幸的是，这意味着在未来一段时间内，我们的人员需求将低于正常水平。我们相信，随着疫情得到控制，挪威人恢复日常生活，这一趋势将得以逆转。但我们需要采取行动，确保当情况恢复正常时、我们大家有工作可干。
He also said that layoffs would begin in April:
马斯克还表示，裁员将于四月份开始：
We will talk individually with the employees affected by the layoff. Initially, they will be laid off for the month of April. The employee and safety representatives will meet with management on a weekly basis to uate the current situation.
我们将与受裁员影响的员工单独交谈，他们将于4月份下岗。员工和安全代表将每周与管理层会面、评估公司现状。
“Tesla will decide which employees will be furloughed based on the necessity of their role, the amount of time they’ve worked for the company, and particularly compelling social conditions,” he continued.
马斯克接着表示道：“特斯拉将根据员工角色的必要性、在公司工作的时长、以及根据令人信服的社会条件，决定哪些员工将被解雇。
Recall, we highlighted yesterday how auto sales in the United States were plunging. Looking at a recent business upxe from Group 1 automotive, a company that owns and operates 186 auto dealerships along with 242 franchises and 49 collision centers, gave us insight into the collapse of the overall broader auto market.
回想一下，我们昨天强调了美国汽车销量遭受了何种程度的暴跌。我们查看了第一集团汽车公司最近的业务更新（这家公司拥有并经营着186家汽车经销商、242家特许经营店和49家碰撞中心），这让我们洞察到了整个汽车市场的崩溃。
No matter how much Elon Musk tries to dance around it, it looks like reality may finally be hitting his business. Even electrek wrote that its sources told it Tesla is "seeing very few new orders and a lot of cancellation[s] over the last few weeks."
所以，不管马斯克怎么想钻什么空子，似乎现实最终会都打击到他的生意。甚至连electrek也写道：其掌握的消息告诉它，特斯拉“在过去几周内，新订单寥寥无几，大量订单被取消。”
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Tesla needs more government money.
特斯拉需要更多的政府资金
More? Only as needed to keep up appearances, right?
更多资金？只是为了保持他们的形象，是吗？
What no robot ambulance van?
为什么没有机器人救护车
WORDS YOU WILL SELDOM HEAR:
"I'm going to buy a new tesla"
WORDS YOU WILL NEVER HEAR:
"I'm going to buy a used tesla"
你很少听到的话：
“我要买一辆新特斯拉”
你永远听不到的话：
“我要买一辆二手特斯拉”
"No matter how much Elon Musk tries to dance around it, it looks like reality may finally be hitting his business. Even electrek wrote that its sources told it Tesla is "seeing very few new orders and a lot of cancellation[s] over the last few weeks."
When the crisis is over (but not the depression), people won't be buying expensive cars.
“所以，不管马斯克怎么想钻什么空子，似乎现实可能最终会都打击到他的生意。甚至连electrek也写道：其消息人士告诉它，特斯拉“在过去几周内，新订单寥寥无几，大量订单被取消。”--
当危机结束时（非大萧条时期），人们也不会购买昂贵的汽车了。
The Model III isn't that expensive.
Model 3也没 那么贵吧
$40,000 (msrp) is more than any car is worth unless you're a multi-millionaire who likes toys.
I'd rather less spend money on old car that serves the same purpose.
4万美元呢（制造商建议零售价），任何汽车都不值这个价，除非你是个喜欢玩具的百万富翁。我宁愿少花些钱，买一辆同样用途的旧车。
"very few orders"
I bet that's good for the stock price, right?
it's better than being profitable, right?
“订单很少”
我敢打赌，这对他们股价有好处，是吧？
总比能赚到钱好吧，是吧？
Saves wear and tear on the equipment, a cost saving
这次特斯拉节省了设备损耗，这是节约了成本。
I bet Tesla got a big subsidy/gifts in the $2.2trillion giveaway, gimmies, pork, political payoffs.
我敢打赌，特斯拉在2.2万亿美元的馈赠中，得到了一大笔补贴，他们的手段包括小把戏、政治利益。
10 months ago, TSLA was $155. Now it is $515. Seems like there is room to fall.
10个月前，特斯拉的股价是155美元，现在是515美元。好像是有下降的空间。
Sure is. If Elon had been as smart as he thinks he is he should have sold off or rented his 34 million Tesla shares to shorters while the price was 800-900$. That period of time was long enough and with enough volume of stocks traded to pull this little trick off. The shorters (who are holding 12% of the stocks already btw) would have taken the bait and believed Elon was abandoning the ship and shorted the **** out of the rest of the stock. Tesla shareholders would be in for a wild ride.
With the cash from that sale he could have paid of every cent of Tesla's 13 billion dollar debt. The stock would have rallied so hard on these news that the remaining stocks he had left would be worth more than ever before. The shorters would have all gone bankrupt, Tesla debt free and ready to run its ponzi scheme for a few more years.
当然有下降的空间了。如果马斯克真像他认为的那样聪明，他应该在价格为800-900美元时，把自己的3400万股特斯拉股票卖给做空者，这段时间足够长，而且有足够的股票交易量来完成这个小把戏。做空者（他们已经持有12%的股票）也会上钩的，他们会相信马斯克放弃特斯拉了，然后把剩下的股票也做空，特斯拉的股东们将搭上这趟顺风车。
有了这笔交易的现金，他本可以偿还特斯拉公司的130亿美元债务。当债务还清的消息出来后，股票就会大涨，而他留下来的剩余股票将比以往任何时候都值钱。同时做空者都会破产，特斯拉也没了债务，可以再经营几年庞氏骗局。
Learn to make Ventilators
他们在学造呼吸机呢
Great. Ventilators that spontaneously combust; shooting fire directly into your dying lungs. At least it will dry up the pneumonia liquid first as it burns you alive from the inside.
很好，会自燃的呼吸机，直接吧火焰射入你奄奄一息的肺部。至少这样能把肺炎液体消灭干净，因为它会从你肺里把你活活烧死。
During the coronavirus pandemic, people aren't rushing to buy self-driving cars that crash and kill everyone on board. :>(
Who'd-a-thunk-it?
在冠状病毒大流行期间，人们并不急于购买撞车、并害死车上所有乘客的自动驾驶汽车。:>(
你们觉得我说的是谁呢？
Useless gadget energetically ineffective polluting and expensive to feel different without understanding that you are stupid, I wouldn't call them cars
没有卵用的小玩意，能耗效率低、又污染环境，还贵。不了解特斯拉的人还以为自己很特别呢，其实是因为你蠢，我都不会称这玩意为汽车。
After they made them use their vacation time?
他们让员工休完假后就解雇之？
Elon Musk is a real POS.
Tesla share price-$0.
特斯拉的股票价值为0
If you meant to put a 50 in front of that zero.. yes!!
如果你在0的前面加个50，那就是它的价值了！
You have the right idea. Just use the ''50'' to append to the end of the sentence following the period, and use it as a decimal point.
你说的没错，只需要在那个点后面加上50，然后用它当小数点，这就是特斯拉股票的价值了。
Tesla is finished. And Elon knows it.
Game over buddy.
特斯拉完了，马斯克自己也知道。
游戏结束了兄嘚。
OK laid off workers & shrinking demand....So TSLA stock should GO UP! I think I understand this “stawk market” thing now! Long TSLA....right?
好把，解雇工人和需求萎缩…所以特斯拉的股价应该上升？我想我现在明白了“股票市场”的意思了！要长线持有…对吧？
How the hell is the stock still above 500? Fed?
什么鬼，特斯拉的股价还在500美元以上？联邦调查局在哪？
My friend (knows nothing about investing) was bragging he went all in on TSLA...
alrighty then!
我的朋友（对投资一无所知）还吹嘘他在对特斯拉全力加仓呢。。。
我只能说，好吧！
some people spend hundreds of thousands in university to learn what he will learn at the school of hard knocks
有些人花了几十万去上大学，就是为了学习他们将在人生中学到的艰难课程。
That hard work is bullishit if you can just buy stocks the past 10yrs and make s*itloads of money?
这种艰难，根本白费力气，如果你能在十年前买入股票，你就能赚大钱。
If he did around 400 last week, he is loving life
如果他在上周以400美元的价格买入特斯拉的股票，那么他仍然是热爱生活的
Except the easiest way to get Hydrogen is from striping hydrocarbons. In effect, you are burning energy to make a less powerful fuel out of more powerful fuel
但是我们还找不到最容易的方法来提取氢气。事实上，你是在燃烧能源，用更强大的燃料制造一种不那么强大的燃料。
Musky needs to study some theoretical physics. You can theoretically harness gravity waves which can elevate and self and self propel the vehicle at the same time.
马斯克需要学习一些理论物理知识。从理论上讲，你可以利用重力波同时提升和推动车辆。
Bailout for the bullshitter billionaire?
That'd be hilarious. The company only survives via forced taxvictim subsidies and accounting fraud, so why not bail it out via further forced taxvictim subsidies and wholesale socioeconomic fraud that is the bailouts?
As poetic as it is absolutely pathetic.
还要去救助这名胡说八道的亿万富翁？
这太好笑了，这家公司只能依靠强制税务受害者补贴和会计欺诈来生存，那么为什么不通过更进一步的强制税务受害者补贴和大规模的社会经济欺诈（即救助）来拯救它呢？
真是可悲啊。
This twerp's always trying to make us think he's a genius who can do anything he puts his mind to. The only thing he's any good at is scamming. He told Trump he could build ventilators, then he just bought them from China. It's great he got them, don't get me wrong, but he simply applied his wheeler-dealer skills to do it. He's not a techno-visionary at all, that's what people need to know about him, because once they realize it, they'll know they need to get their money out of Tesla stock, ASAP.
这个笨蛋总是想让我们认为他是个天才、他能做任何他想做的事。而他唯一擅长的就是诈骗，他告诉特朗普他可以造出呼吸机，然后他从中国买来了呼吸机，很好！他真的得到呼吸机了。不要误会我，但他只是运用他翻新车辆的技能来做到这一点。他根本不是一个技术幻想家，这是人们需要了解的，因为一旦他们意识到这一点，他们就会知道、他们需要尽快把资金从特斯拉股票中抽离。
