特朗普给拜登留了一封信：我想他是这么说的

按照美国政治传统，即将离任的美国总统会把手写的信件放在坚决桌的信封里，留给他们的继任者。这些都是亲切的，鼓励的，甚至是和解的，特别是当新总统击败旧总统的时候。在一次特别有争议的竞选之后，乔治·赫伯特·沃克·布什给比尔克林顿写了一封感人的信: 你现在的成功就是我们国家的成功。我会全力支持你的。”

唐纳德 · 特朗普(Donald Trump)曾表示，他不会给乔 · 拜登(Joe Biden)留便条，但在我写这篇文章的时候，就在就职典礼前夕，拜登的白宫透露，他（特朗普）留了便条。他们没有透露具体内容。我想我知道:

Dear Sleepy Joe, Crazy Joe, Quid Pro Joe, Joe Hidin’, Joe Blow, Joey Baloney, Joseph Corrosive, Skinny Joe Pipsqueak, Jojo Rabbit Poop, Joey Hairplugs, Squinty Joe, Joe the Dumber, Dela-Where-The-Heck Am-I Joe, Ernesto ‘Joe’ Guevara,  Joe Bidet, Kamala Harris Jr., Joey No-Cojone, Mr. Pale Fail, The Schmoozer Loser, Metamucil Joe, Twenty-Fifth Joemendment, The Senile Implant, Four-Toed-Cane Joey, Coma Joe, Joe Feeb, Joe Dillweed, Hairsniff S. Truman, Joe Doodyhead, Joe Dork, Mister Doctor Jill Biden, Joe Yellow Dentures, Clueless Joe Jackson:

“亲爱的爱打瞌睡的乔、疯狂的乔、利益交换的乔、骗人的乔、吹牛的乔、胡扯的乔、腐败的乔、病弱的乔、兔屎的乔、秃顶的乔、斜眼的乔、哑巴的乔、傻缺的乔、窃格瓦拉的乔、马桶的乔、卡玛拉哈里斯之子、不可信的乔、失败的乔、交际手腕高明的乔，吃泻药的乔，有第二十五约会的乔，老年痴痴呆的乔，四趾像藤条一样的乔，萎靡不振的乔伊，低能儿一样的乔，发臭的土茴香一样的乔，像杜鲁门那样失败的乔，装有大便脑袋的乔，假牙发黄的乔，一无所知的乔：

Congradulations. Melania said I had to right this letter myself in my own handwritting and I have to be nice even though this is the GREATEST FRUD in the History of Human Elections. You are BAD.

祝贺你。梅拉尼娅说，我必须自己在手写中正确地写下这封信，尽管这是人类选举史上最伟大的仇怨，但我必须表现得友好。你这个家伙太坏了。

Melania said I have to say you are ‘good,’ but I won’t capitolize it, so you be the judge of what I think. Also I forgot some nicknames up above. You are also Joe JustBidenTimeTillTrumpReturns. And Joe Mama So Fat. You are a FAKE president, and everyone knows it. Suitcases full of ballots, polling places swarmed by ZOMBIES and ghosts, ballots mailed in from Kenya by Obama, people voting 12 times in different costumes with fake noses, believe me the most UNFAIR AND CORRUPT election EVER! I won by 220 million votes, MINNIMUM.

梅拉尼娅说我必须说你是‘好’的，但是我不会让步，希望你看看我的话。我还忘了上面的一些昵称。你也是‘在特朗普回来之前只有拜登时间的乔’。另外啊，你老婆也太肥了！你是个假总统，大家都知道，你手提箱里装满了选票，投票站里挤满了僵尸和鬼魂，奥巴马还从肯尼亚邮寄来的选票。人们穿着不同的服装、戴着假鼻子投票12次—— 相信我，这是有史以来最不公平和最腐败的选举！而我至少赢得了2.2亿张选票。

Okay, Melania says to calm down and she will hand-write the next paragraph. So here she goes:Bill, your success now is our country’s success. I am rooting hard for you.

好吧，梅拉尼娅说冷静下来，她会亲手写下一段，她这样写道:比尔，你现在的成功就是我们国家的成功。我会全力支持你的！

Okay, I am back and have calmed down. I don’t want to make this all negative so let me just say in the noble tradition of former Republican presidents who won but got the election stolen from them by Democraps I want to say sincerely that I wish you good luck, which you will really need because your brain rot is so BAD you can SMELL it coming from your ears and you will BE SO NAMBYPAMBY you will put everyone on WELFAIR even Bill Gates and Jeff Bezos who owns the failing Washington Post and the failing Canada.

“好了，我回到家冷静下来了。我不想把这些都说成是负面的，所以让我说，按照共和党前总统的崇高传统，他们赢得了选举，但却被民主党人偷走了选举。我想真诚地说，我祝你们好运，这是你真正需要的，因为你的大脑腐烂得很厉害，你可以从耳朵里闻到它的气味，你会很纳闷的。你会把所有人都放到福利会上，甚至比尔·盖茨和杰夫·贝佐斯，尽管他们拥有失败的《华盛顿邮报》和失败的加拿大。

Okay, that’s about it. You may have noticed certain problems with your ‘transition’ including that some pens smell funny. Don’t worry about it. I definately did not do anything bad with them, and also your bed. I definitely did not hire any professionals to do anything on them.

好吧，就这样。你可能已经注意到你的“过渡”的某些问题，包括一些钢笔闻起来很奇怪，但别担心，我肯定没有对他们做什么坏事。还有你的床，我绝对没有雇佣任何专业人员来对它做任何事情。

In closing let me note that my signature is bigger than your signature.

最后，请允许我指出，我的签名比你的签名大。