【龙腾网】少林寺是怎么让我变得灵活的
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AxxL
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT YOUTUBER girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscriber, dear jojo
警告：我是世界上最丑的人，但是我有两个性感的年轻辣妹，感谢未来的粉丝，亲爱的JOJO
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Stromboli Boi
@AxxL Bro...I can''t remember asking...
兄弟……我记得没有人问你……
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selma
AxxL why are you on every single video
为什么哪个视频下面都有你
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Jsmith4liberty
@AxxL Who even are you...
甚至都不知道你是谁……
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EmptyChamber
@Zion best thing ive read all day, also hes advertising his YOUTUBE channel, and let me say, its the weirdest shit ive ever had the displeasure of watching
他是在为自己的油管频道做广告，说实话，这是我见过的最奇怪、最让我恶心的评论，就像大便一样
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Star
@AxxL hmm i cant seem to find , where the fuck i asked about this
我也好像没有找到，我他妈问过这个问题
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Lucky Boi
AxxL not until I steal yo girls (Don’t take it seriously it’s just a joke)
直到我和你的女朋友偷了情（别介意，只是开个小玩笑）
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Sonic The Hedgehog（2）
Legend says that if rantoni stayed in the shaolin temple for longer, he would became one punch man.
传奇（不清楚是谁）说过，要是UP主继续在少林寺待上一段时间，那么他很有机会成为“一拳超人”（注：光头，但是很强）
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GhostCrowGamer
who would be his Nemesis? Split Boros?
那谁会是他的死敌呢？波罗斯？（注：波罗斯，日本漫画《一拳超人》及其衍生作品中的角色。入侵地球的外星人，宇宙暗黑物质海贼团首领，一拳超人世界观宇宙的霸者，在宇宙中横行无忌，不尝败绩，其种族因所诞生的星球环境恶劣而获得了无与伦比的身体素质和再生能力，而其本人则是其中佼佼者。因太过无敌而深感空虚，并一直穿着抑制身体能力的铠甲。听信了占卜师的预言，说在遥远的地球有一位能与波罗斯酣畅淋漓一战之人，属下认为是他们想支开波罗斯的借口，但波罗斯最终相信并花了20年时间到达地球与主角埼玉决战，最终被埼玉的绝招：认真一拳击败。是第一位得到埼玉承认的强者。）
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AZYA A.
Mastery lays in the will of the pratitioner.
精通与否，取决于练习者的意志
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Cody Z（3）
"It''s all about breathing."
“这非常注意呼吸节奏”
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DAGA534
Stand name: temple of endurance
这个地方的名字应该是：忍力之寺
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ystconnection（4）
Trauma was so vivid he was introducing more and more chinese accent into his engrish
他描述的可谓是非常生动了，而且你能从他的英语中听到越来越多的中国口音
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Yan D.（5）
I''m not chinese neither american or english. He''s chinese or american ?! I Really can''t hear any chinese accent on him, actually I can hear some accent but I still don''t know if he''s chinese or not
我不是中国人，也不是美国人、英国人。他是中国人还是美国人？我根本不能从他的英语中听到中国口音，事实上，即使我可以听出一些口音，但是我也没办法判断他是不是中国人
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Pinker fluffyger Muffin
Ziraeal he’s half-German, half-Chinese.
他是中德混血
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VG Rising Studios
It was actually a german accent. Ranton is from Germany.
这实际上是德国口音，UP主从小在德国长大
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Lucio Yuen
哈哈 去划水的吗
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Shaolin Hooper
be aint ready for it
哈哈，我还没有准备好呢
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Nathan24-_-（7）
The more Rantoni talks about the shaolin temple, the more I question how he''s alive
UP主对少林寺的描述越详细，我就越好奇，他是怎么活下来的
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Zazzy235
Idk I survived it. Barely, but I did it lol and I’m definitely not gonna do it again
我很难相信我还活着，不管怎么样我勉强算是做到了，但是我发誓我不会再去了
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Blainy Kid
@Zazzy235 Ooh have you trained at Shaolin Temple?
你去少林寺修行了吗？
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Zazzy235
Blainy Kid ya, Ranton and I have very similar backgrounds, though our specialties are different lol. I was only there for a month though
UP主和我有着相似的背景，尽管我们擅长的领域不一样，但是我还是在少林寺待了一个月
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Blainy Kid
@Zazzy235 I''m so jealous T_T. I''ve been training for about 3 years now with a dude that specializes in Hung Ga, but considering the facts that we train 3 times a week for an hour, and I have a food addiction problem, results are tough to come by...
我有点嫉妒你了，我和一个精通洪家拳的家伙一起训练了将近三年，但是事实上我们每周只训练三次，每次一个小时，现在我患上了暴食症，结果很难得到……
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A_EntxtysYT
@Blainy Kid it''s kinda good that you have a food addiction as long as ur addicted to the right, and healthy food.
不用害怕，你的食量增加是一个非常正常的事情，只要让你上瘾的食物是正确的、健康的，那么这对你的身体是有好处的
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Blainy Kid
@A_EntxtysYT I''''m addicted to all food, sadly. On the other hand, my mom keeps me in check, so there''s that.
很难过，我对任何事物都上瘾，另一方面，现在的问题是我的妈妈一直在控制我的饮食
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A_EntxtysYT
@Blainy Kid that''s good
这很好啊
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Blainy Kid
@A_EntxtysYT Although, I absolutely hate food that''s too sweet. It just repulses me, plus, diabetes is in the genes on my dad''s side of the family. My family tree is weird, now that I think about it. My mother''s side of the family all have abnormally low cholesterol levels, and I''ve apparently inherited that.
即使是这样，我还是不喜欢那些太甜的食物，那些食物让我非常反胃，还有，我遗传了父亲身上的糖尿病基因。现在我觉得自己的族谱非常的奇怪，我妈妈那边的胆固醇水平都很低，很明显，我遗传了这一点
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Zazzy235
Blainy Kid I’ll be honest the food is what got to me the most in the temple lol they’re vegetarian for the most part and I was so HUNGRY all the fucking time
说句实话，少林寺里面的食物大多数都是素食，而且通常那个情况下我都是处于饥饿的状态
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Blainy Kid
@Zazzy235 Oh fuck Shaolin Temple then. I barely get through Ramadhan already. I can''t live without 3500 calories a day.
去他妈的少林寺，我刚度过拉马赞（斋月），现在一天没有3500卡路里我根本活不下去（注：大概是一斤脂肪）
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Shimon Frankel
The more I wish I was there
我越来越希望去少林寺了
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Blainy Kid
@sariah reigns Same here dude. I don''t bother guarding punches to my chest and stomach in combats because I'' a big boi so I''m kind of slow in that regard, so the ones that land hurt a lot but I can ignore it. What I usually do is I dodge to the back and use my legs to score points, since I have long extremities.
一样的家伙，在打斗过程中我根本不用费心防守我的胸腹，因为我个头很大，所以在这些方面我可能看起来有些慢，而且地面搏击的伤害很高，但是我可以忽略掉。我一贯的做法是闪躲到后面，利用自己四肢比较长的优势，用腿击打得分
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MÉNG LIN QI
THAT''S WHY HE LEFT.
这应该就是他离开少林寺的原因吧
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golden rules
Split and Stretch is 2 word with same and different meaning or spread ♂️
你的用词很容易歧义“split”（把一个东西弄成两半）和“stretch”（将一个东西拉长，但是还是一个整体）的意思完全不一样
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Just Some Guy without a Mustache（10）
Flexibility is the ability to flex and Rantoni is flexing on us with his editing prowess.
灵活性就是“曲解”的能力，UP主正在向我们展示他那超凡的编辑能力（注：暗示他的视频很灵活）
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IZI IZI
@benjhnn it''s what he wants to be
这就是他想要的效果
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Esther Josephine
You are f*cking EVERYWHERE!!!
怎么他妈哪都是你啊
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Mr Knarf
@benjhnn ah, mustacheless man, we meet again
没有胡子的人，我们又见面了
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Sininen Blue（11）
"Even if it sounds counter-intuitive to you have to keep breathing" - Real Shaolin disciple 2020
“即使听起来这和你的直觉不相符，但是你必须控制呼吸”——少林内家弟子2020
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Seung Nam（12）
"you cannot love the product, but hate the way it''s made"
iPhone users have left the chat
“你不能因为不喜欢这个产品，而憎恨这个产品的生产方式”（注：和尚和少林寺，或者是富士康）
苹果用户退出聊天
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Krakra Kranich
everysmartphoneever users left the chat
所有的智能手机用户退出聊天
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Wes K
Also, anything that has a PCB, but Apple is the face of Foxconn
不管哪个手机都有电路板，但是苹果是富士康的代表
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Kostas Spirou
non-Vegans have left the chat
非素食主义者离开聊天
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Good Motherfucker
Kostas Spirou I think you reffer to non vegans xd
我觉得你是想要博得非素食主义者的同情
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Alpharius
Meat consumers have left the chat
肉食主义者离开聊天
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IcedVenom Nightcore
@Alpharius Let me correct you.
Women and children have left the following chat: meat
Meat users remaining: men
让我纠正你一下，
妇女和孩子留言：肉
肉食者留言：人
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Paul Ghencea
@Kostas Spirou Dan Said he and Lazlow put in 100 hours a week
有人说，他每周工作100个小时
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Eddie Butler
That was a smooth move mate
这是常规操作
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Lekok
chicken nugget lovers have left the chat
鸡块爱好者离开聊天
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Tahj Hérard
Manga and anime consumers have left the chat
动漫爱好者离开聊天
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TheMakeshiftHero
@GhostCrowGamer No it''s ok, I understand. I also understand the sentiment makes sense when it relates specifically to the topic of the monks. I was referring to it as a general statement, since that''s how it sort of flew out his mouth.
没关系，我能够理解。我也知道这种情绪在涉及到僧侣的话题的时候所需要的，但是我指的是一种一般性的陈述，因为给我感觉他想表达的就是一个一般性的问题
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GhostCrowGamer
@TheMakeshiftHero I appreciate your statements. Yea, as a live streamer once, it can be a lot sometimes, to put things into words that the public will understand or not get offended. that''s the nice things with YOUTUBE with people having to be more cautious of what they say because 9 out of 10 times all it was, was a misunderstanding. I really do respect your input and your kindness to respond with understanding ty and have an amazing day.
我很欣慰你能理解，曾经作为一个直播主播，有时候要把一些事情用公众能够理解的语言表达出来，而又不至于冒犯到他们，是一件非常困难的事情，而小心的理解别人的意思在油管上是一件好事，因为很多人十有八九都会产生误解，我真的非常尊重你的意见以及你善意的回复，希望你能度过美好的一天
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Greyfells（13）
I''m a tall guy, I handle heavy tools regularly, I think of myself as a "strong man".
This video made me realize I need to start stretching. I really am a poorly made tool right now, strong but I''m not flexible enough, and I''m lacking the discipline to stretch regularly.
thanks for inspiring me to be better Anton, this channel really has everything.
我个子非常的高，平常也能拿一些重物，我自认为自己是一个壮汉
看了这个视频我才意识到自己还需要拉筋，现在我觉得自己就像是一个粗制滥造的器材一样，壮是挺壮，就不不够灵活，我缺乏拉伸的基础训练，感谢你的视频，激发我成为更好的自己，你的频道真的很有料
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G H
@Kyu It''s so that you can maintain your full range of motion as you age
灵活性可以让你随着年龄的增长，依旧能够保持全方位的活动
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im confused
@Kyu its very useful in sports, lol..?
在运动方面非常有用好吧……笑死我了
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Hyper Gaming
@Kyu how the fuck is it useless in sports
为什么会对运动没有好处呢？
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Falcon Windblade
@Kyu Daily life, might not be much, sure... but sports?? just tell me ONE kind of sports that requires a lot of stamina to do, & DOESN''T need stretching at all...
日常生活，可能需要的不多，但是运动？？？来，你给我说说做啥运动不需要耐力，或者一点也不需要柔韧度
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Sunskrith
@Kyu bro it changes everything, your mind and biology as a whole
兄弟，拉伸能够改变你身体的很多地方，不管是你的脑力还是你的身体
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Cat God
You are a mace right now, train to be flexible and you became a flail
你现在是一个狼牙棒，经过柔韧度训练以后你就会变成连枷（注：一个棍子和一个带刺的球，中间用锁链链接）
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Kasaijin（14）
Media: Shaolin is all about focus, meditation and patience.
Ranton: They are the opposite.
媒体：少林意味着专注、冥想以及耐力
UP主：他们全说反了
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J
I don''t even trust media to interview someone down my street. I''ll have to experience it myself if I want to know how it is, I don''t know what to think if this guy either.
我甚至都不会相信这些媒体在我们街上采访的人，如果我想要搞明白一些事情，我必须亲自去体验一下，我也不知道这个家伙会怎么想
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Cryrosphere（15）
“If they plan to go to China...”
Erm.. Ranton have you been looking at the news
“如果他们计划去中国”
额……UP主你看新闻了吗？
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Random music videos With free ravioli
Cryrosphere u fool, this video is old
傻瓜，这个视频是以前做的
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Michael Borror
Girls are made for childbirth though...
很多女孩在小时候就拉过筋了
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Sanna Karvinen
@Michael Borror we don''t pop out babies doing the splits dude
我们这不流行小时候给孩子拉筋
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Michael Borror
Causes instability in the hips anyway I think, probably why some people have a harder time with side thrust kick... nobody''s doing the splits then... that''s why shotokan and tai chi and watching a few mma fights is the best though... lol...?
可能是考虑到孩子的髋部还不是很结实，这就是很多人为什么在侧着身子踢水时会有困难……没人会去拉筋的……这也是为什么空手道、太极或者看几场综合搏斗是更好的选择
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Le Lézard Pessimiste
@Pavel Berov Women have naturally a better flexibility, just like men are naturally stronger
在柔韧性方面，女性天生要比男性好，就像男性更加健壮，这是一个道理
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SefaTheBoss（17）
Seeing Rantons face again makes me smile.
每次看UP主的视频都让我想笑
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Tristan Lefort（18）
I love how real you got about the subject
非常喜欢你选取的主题，非常的真实
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Shaytheswift 432（19）
Ranton: goes to temple only able to touch his toes.
Also Ranton: comes back able to touch his toes backwards.
UP主：去少林寺之前只能摸到自己的脚趾头
UP主：回来以后能够反向摸到自己的脚趾（下腰）
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Balthrul Defiler of Innocence（20）
Lesson:
Git gud at stretching before signing up.
And you can get more flexible than a pretzel, without intense pain. The shaolin method just rushes it.
教训：
在去少林寺之前一定要注意做好拉伸练习，
你就能够更加的柔韧，同时也不需要忍受剧烈的疼痛，少林寺的方法有些太粗暴了
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TERMINA64（21）
I love how Shaolin Ranton and Gaming Ranton are complete opposites
少林寺中的UP主和游戏中的UP主完全是两种对立的状态，我很享受这种感觉
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In Vino Veritas
Rantoni yin and yang incarnate confirmed?
一阴一阳，究竟哪个是化身？
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Cpt Sparrow
Gaming ranton is so OP you can get a glimpse of the take over attempts through out the video
游戏版的UP主非常的CARRY，通过这个视频你们应该就能瞥见一角
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DogOfHades
Not this time though. This time not completely.
这次不是，最起码这次不完全是
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