汴京的抓马小院

{"ops":[{"insert":"起因是路过汴京一个不知名小院的时候，遇到了一只小猫，小猫就在门口玩，只要有人靠近，就会凑过来贴贴，\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/19be100713674930525ff082ffdfd49019652d8f.jpg","width":1068,"height":1126,"size":609015,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/1af1d5fc274d2cbbb8f7cdd4f8544e40f934566e.jpg","width":981,"height":1062,"size":547260,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"过了两天，又路过附近的时候，遇到了探索的引路蝴蝶\ud83e，把我带进了一个院落，等拿完宝箱回头一看，嚯，角落里有个偷猫贼！\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/5391e8e12f247a0a5516b639e79ee4c5d714b93b.jpg","width":2532,"height":1170,"size":2756535,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/1630f34b06159eb23b2cfe1cba8645392f9a5496.jpg","width":1160,"height":781,"size":460704,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"本着正义的江湖女侠的态度，就走过去想打跑小贼，结果一个红名窜到了我的脸上：从天而降掉在了偷猫贼的站位\n我看着他，他看着我\n我看着他，他看着我\n我 反手一个报警，他 逃窜而去\n正在我琢磨偷猫贼的时候，后背传来一阵打斗声\n一回头，红名小子竟然窜了回来，身后还带着六七个追兵，其间“给五毛钱去啃素问屁股”这样不堪入目的言论不绝于耳\n不禁感慨汴京出警速度真快，难怪每次一报警对方就逃的飞快（题外话，一次街边乞讨的时候，一个红名小姐姐给了我二百铜钱，我想私聊说谢谢好人，一点人物，右边出现了没见过的图标，手比脑快一点发现自己报了官ˊ_>ˋ，小姐姐瞬间飞出八丈开外）\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/6cfd72a48ada9b835e6a33213b3a7a22389fbd8b.jpg","width":770,"height":964,"size":474252,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/c1616dab7617d327e81f723dc7bf5061a62c41e2.jpg","width":775,"height":1170,"size":587391,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/b1d9d93aea51e179fe32d017b55f2bbd48e0304d.jpg","width":1726,"height":950,"size":1029539,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"他们在狭小的院子里上蹿下跳一通搏斗，终于，红名战胜了官兵\n他停下来看着我，我站起来看着他\n他看着我，我看着他\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/6ac7e56b2e7e6a804f709fad9abc816a1400315e.jpg","width":1350,"height":919,"size":756924,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"风很寂静，气氛有一些焦灼，我又开始报警，他邀请插旗，偷猫人继续偷小猫\n开玩笑，谁会接一个把宗师称号挂在头上的人的旗，我只想捡垃圾！\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/70468964d71c468c1572a902a070847369c4c38f.jpg","width":916,"height":971,"size":517645,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"所以我发起了公主抱，抱住了一把锄头\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/d384d3360fcaccefc298400846cc801d947abfa2.jpg","width":736,"height":755,"size":332189,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"顺着这个视角发现，汴京的夜空里，一个人站在墙头上，一个人站在屋顶上\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/5b0b9ec6ac5226ffabcb89db8413e84f383dc172.jpg","width":1835,"height":1070,"size":1203906,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"他们衣袂纷飞，英姿飒爽\n我想今天的汴京，注定是个不眠夜\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/baf4d7deeccf8663d45959b6e17c1a630ed47842.jpg","width":1282,"height":1076,"size":873435,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"我想到了两位是接了红名的悬赏，追捕而来\n却没找到小姐姐是来围观，\n小哥哥是想和红名发展一段露水姻缘……\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/5e32d069cf0571c4f14f9561790f84eff6dd1e7d.jpg","width":781,"height":1170,"size":635805,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"他们看着我，我看着他们\n他们看着我，我看着他们\n然后他们就公主抱在了一起\n还嫌弃旁边的修罗是电灯泡\n修罗又不会说话，修罗有什么错呢\n我举起了火把，修罗不该受这样的委屈。\n红名在露水小哥怀里，小哥开始问起了红名的主页互挂，我明白了墙上的小姐姐为什么追来吃瓜\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/5f81ec00012d9c54d5aa4a726828318ada8c1c2f.jpg","width":611,"height":1117,"size":319650,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"露水小哥抱着红名满院子跑，直到红名小哥的老公过来\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/fdd1974cd6d4b6a3bfb9d3c99032f88356a0eed5.jpg","width":1852,"height":916,"size":1069635,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/48b2127d7d35aa53fa112f8ae5eee2759bb898fc.jpg","width":2334,"height":1076,"size":1536414,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"我承认，这个火把举的唐突了一点，希望逆水寒拍照的时候能把人名自动隐藏，不要让喜欢拍照的人过的这么狼狈\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/0142e508d0849423d89dcdc6415b9d4ebdb55dd7.jpg","width":1623,"height":1024,"size":1030988,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"\n"},{"attributes":{"class":"normal-img"},"insert":{"native-image":{"alt":"read-normal-img","url":"https://b1.sanwen.net/b_article/127ba44f3981f0e1bb97cf3f192dc9c89477d912.jpg","width":1486,"height":792,"size":777552,"status":"loaded"}}},{"insert":"露水小哥贯彻着自己的总值，只求露水不和原配杠，最后经过一段沉默之后突然就happy end 了……\n没有打起架来有一点失望\nbtw红名和小黑应该是真情侣，现实定位是一个地方的٩(˃̶͈̀௰˂̶͈́)و\n\n\n\n\n"}]}