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2023-03-26 21:04 作者:白夜今始  | 我要投稿

Password?Look at me

密码? 看着我

 

I am your leader, the leader dosen’t say the password

我是你们的头儿 头不说密码

 

The leaders makes up a password ,idiots

头儿是设密码的人 蠢货

 

Okay , I’ll have a new password right now

好 我现在就设个新密码

 

The new password is don’t ask the leader for the password

新密码是不要问领导要密码

 

Follw me

跟我走

 

Welcome to The Underbelly , brother .Home of the flushed pets

欢迎来到地底,兄弟们 堕落宠物帮之家

 

Brothers and sisters

兄弟们姐妹们

 

As you can see I’ve returned

我从地面上回来了

 

From the surface with two new recruits

带来两个新成员

 

These guys are owner killers

他们杀死了自己的主人

 

Settle down

肃静

 

Guys , I want you to tell them how you did it

我要你们告诉他们你们是如何做到的

 

Go ahead ,tell‘em the whole story about how you took out your owner

来吧 告诉所有人你是怎么杀死了你的主人的

 

Don‘t leave out nothing. We love gory detail here

别藏着掖着 我们喜欢听血腥细节

That story bored me to death

这个故事无聊死了

 

Give us detail

告诉我们细节

 

A spoon

勺子

 

You can not hurt anyone with a spoon

你没法用勺子伤人

 

You scoop with a spoon

勺子是吃饭的

 

How many people wanna know how to kill somebody with a spoon

谁会想听勺子杀人魔的故事

 

Was it a blender

是搅拌机吗

 

You blender somebody

你大搅活人了

 

He talk about the blender , guys oh ,please tell me it‘s a blender

他说的是搅拌机呀,一定要是搅拌机啊

 

Wow,you all hear this

你们都听到了吧

 

You know who was like this

你知道你们跟谁很像吗

 

Ricky,rest in peace

里奇 你含笑九泉了

 

Ricky was the only soldier I had

里奇是我麾下唯一一位

 

That is ready to kill humans on sight

见到人类就打算拼命的战士

 

Everybody else need a pet talk

而其他人都需要来点心灵宠物汤鼓舞

Not these two brothers

今天这两位兄弟不一样

 

See,all of us have suffered at the hands of man

我们都深受人类折磨

 

I mean,take me as an instance

比如我吧

 

I was a magician rabbit for kid‘s parties

我以前是小孩子派对上的魔术道具

 

But then,bunny tricks went out of style

但后来,兔子魔术不流行了

 

So what did my owner do? My owner,

所以我的主人怎么办了呢 他呀

 

Went and left magic behind ,and made me disappear

就不玩魔术了 让我永远从他生命里

 

Form his life

滚蛋了

 

I mean ,yes humans say they love us

人类都说他们爱我们

 

But then they turn around and throw us out like garbage

但转眼就把我们弃若敞屣

 

Ain‘t that right ,see Marcus

是不是这样 马库斯最知道了

 

Yeah

就是啊

 

Okay you guys are joining this brotherhood

好了既然你们要加入帮派

 

It‘s initiation time

那就举行仪式吧

 

Summon the viper

传毒舌

Alright ,show her

好了 给她看吧

 

You‘re going to tell us where max is

给我交代出麦克斯的下落

 

And you are going to tell us now

立马交代

 

Does it always happen

一定能四脚着地吗

 

Can your head looks like has taken a lot of landing

我看你这脑袋好像经常着陆

 

Okay ,he‘s too stupid to talk and too ugly to eat

笨到难以沟通 丑到难以下咽

 

 

As proof of your ligeance

为了表明忠心

 

You‘re now receve the bite of one fang

你们要接受一口

 

Half blind viper

混血毒蛇

 

Fueled by a diet of anti human rage

浸满反人类愤怒的毒牙烙印

 

Who wants to go first

谁先来

 

Tiny dog

小小狗

 

Can I call you tiny dog? If fits you ,let‘s admit that

能叫你小小狗吗 和你很相称 承认吧

 

I mean ,look between you and the fat dog

我跟你说啊 在你和胖胖狗之间

 

I like you the best

我还是喜欢你

 

Tiny dog wants to go first

小小狗想先来

 

Everybody ,td is going first

大家看好了,小狗弟先来

 

Domestics

家养犬

 

No no no that that‘s not true .you said you burnt your collars

不 不对 你说你们把项圈烧了啊

 

You don‘t deserve to be marked by the viper

你们不配盖上毒舌章

 

You deserve to be eaten by the viper

你们应该被毒舌吃

 

Get those leash rubbers

抓住那两个戴项圈的走狗

 

You squished the sacred viper

你压死了圣之毒舌

 

He‘s a flapjack

他被压成饼了

 

Oh,viper!viper,you in a better place

毒舌 毒舌 你去了更好的地方

 

You and ricky

你能去见里奇了

 

You ain‘t never did noting to nobody

你生前从未伤害过任何人

 

Well,you bit a lot of people,viper

不过你的确咬了不少人 毒舌

 

So technically,you might actually deserve this

所以其实应该算报应

 

This might be something that was long overdue

之前只是时候未到

 

But,it shouldn‘t have came like this ,not on my watch

但也不能就这样在我眼前离去啊

 

Get them

抓住他们

 

Stop running ,dummies!stop it right there

站住 蠢货 抓住他们


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