一起来读北美晋江小说The Love Hypothesis CHAPTER1

Two years，eleven months later 

In Olive’s defense，the man didn’t seem to mind the kiss too much.

It did take him a moment to adjust—perfectly understandable，given（考虑到，鉴于）the sudden circumstances. It was an awkward，uncomfortable，somewhat painful minute，in which Olive was simultaneously（同时地）smashing her lips against his and pushing herself as high as her toes would extend to keep her mouth at the same level as his face. Did he have to be so tall? The kiss must have looked like some clumsy headbutt（用头碰撞），and she grew anxious that she was not going to be able to pull the whole thing off（实现，完成）. Her friend Anh，whom Olive had spotted coming her way a few seconds ago，was going to take one look at this and know at once that Olive and Kiss Dude couldn’t possibly be two people in the middle of a date.

Then that agonizingly（使人烦恼地）slow moment went by，and the kiss became . . . different. The man inhaled（吸气）sharply and inclined his head a tiny bit，making Olive feel less like a squirrel monkey climbing a baobab（猴面包树） tree，and his hands—which were large and pleasantly warm in the AC（空调 Air Conditioning）of the hallway—closed around her waist. They slid up a few inches，coming to wrap around Olive’s rib cage（胸腔）and holding her to himself. Not too close，and not too far.

Just so.

It was more of a prolonged（持续很久的）peck（啄）than anything，but it was quite nice，and for the life span of a few seconds Olive forgot a large number of things，including the fact that she was pressed against a random，unknown dude. That she’d barely had the time to whisper “Can I please kiss you?” before locking lips with him. That what had originally driven her to put on this entire show was the hope of fooling Anh，her best friend in the whole world.

But a good kiss will do that: make a girl forget herself for a while. Olive found herself melting into a broad，solid chest that showed absolutely no give. Her hands traveled from a defined（轮廓分明的） jaw（下巴） into surprisingly thick and soft hair，and then— then she heard herself sigh，as if already out of breath（喘不过气来），and that’s when it hit her like a brick（砖）on the head，the realization that— No. No.

Nope，nope，no.

She should not be enjoying this. Random dude，and all that.

Olive gasped（喘气）and pushed herself away from him，frantically（紧张忙乱地）looking for Anh. In the 11:00 p.m. bluish（浅蓝的）glow （微弱稳定的光）of the biology labs’ hallway，her friend was nowhere to be seen.

Weird. Olive was sure she had spotted her a few seconds earlier.

Kiss Dude，on the other hand，was standing right in front of her，lips parted，chest rising and a weird light flickering（闪烁，摇曳）in his eyes，which was exactly when it dawned on(渐渐明白）her，the enormity（弥天大罪）of what she had just done. Of who she had just—

Fuck her life.

Fuck. Her. Life.

Because Dr. Adam Carlsen was a known ass.

This fact was not remarkable in and of itself，as in academia every position above the graduate student level (Olive’s level，sadly) required some degree of assness in order to be held for any length of time，with tenured faculty（终身教职）at the very peak of the ass pyramid（金字塔）. Dr. Carlsen，though—he was exceptional. At least if the rumors（传闻）were anything to go by（如果传闻靠得住的话）.

He was the reason Olive’s roommate，Malcolm，had to completely scrap（放弃）two research projects and would likely end up graduating a year late; the one who had made Jeremy throw up（呕吐）from anxiety before his qualifying exams（资格考试）; the sole culprit（罪魁祸首）for half the students in the department being forced to postpone（延期）their thesis defenses（论文答辩）. Joe，who used to be in Olive’s cohort and would take her to watch out-of-focus（离焦的，失焦的）European movies with microscopic subtitles（字幕）every Thursday night，had been a research assistant in Carlsen’s lab，but he’d decided to drop out（退出）six months into it for “reasons.” It was probably for the best，since most of Carlsen’s remaining graduate assistants had perennially（长期地）shaky hands and often looked like they hadn’t slept in a year.

Dr. Carlsen might have been a young academic rock star and biology’s wunderkind（神童），but he was also mean and hypercritical（吹毛求疵的），and it was obvious in the way he spoke，in the way he carried himself，that he thought himself the only person doing decent（像样的）science within the Stanford biology department. Within the entire world，probably. He was a notoriously（众所周知地）moody（喜怒无常的），obnoxious（可憎的），terrifying（令人害怕的）dick（家伙）.

And Olive had just kissed him.

She wasn’t sure how long the silence lasted—only that he was the one to break it. He stood in front of Olive，ridiculously（荒谬地）intimidating（威胁） with dark eyes and even darker hair，staring（凝视）down from who knows how many inches above six feet—he must have been over half a foot taller than she was. He scowled（皱眉），an expression that she recognized from seeing him attend the departmental seminar，a look that usually preceded（在...之前发生）him raising his hand to point out some perceived（被认为）fatal（致命的）flaw（错误）in the speaker’s work.

Adam Carlsen. Destroyer of research careers，Olive had once overheard（偶然听到）her adviser（导师）say.

It’s okay. It’s fine. Totally fine. She was just going to pretend nothing had happened，nod at him politely，and tiptoe（踮着脚走）her way out of here. Yes，solid（可靠的）plan.

“Did you . . . Did you just kiss me?” He sounded puzzled，and maybe a little out of breath. His lips were full and plump（饱满的） and . . . God. Kissed. There was simply no way Olive could get away（脱身，离开）with denying（否认）what she had just done.

Still，it was worth a try.

“Nope.”

Surprisingly，it seemed to work.

“Ah. Okay，then.” Carlsen nodded and turned around，looking vaguely（茫然地）disoriented（分不清方向或目标的）. He took a couple of steps down the hallway，reached the water fountain（饮水器）—maybe where he’d been headed in the first place.

Olive was starting to believe that she might actually be off the hook（摆脱困境）when he halted（停止，犹豫）and turned back with a skeptical（持怀疑态度的） expression.

“Are you sure?”

Dammit.

“I—” She buried her face in her hands. “It’s not the way it looks.”

“Okay. I . . . Okay，” he repeated slowly. His voice was deep and low and sounded a lot like he was on his way to getting mad. Like maybe he was already mad. “What’s going on here?”

There was simply no way to explain this. Any normal person would have found Olive’s situation odd，but Adam Carlsen，who obviously considered empathy（同感，共鸣）a bug and not a feature of humanity，could never understand. She let her hands fall to her sides and took a deep breath.

“I . . . listen，I don’t mean to be rude，but this is really none of your business（与你无关).”

He stared at her for a moment，and then he nodded. “Yes. Of course.” He must be getting back into his usual groove（常规，习惯），because his tone had lost some of its surprise and was back to normal—dry. Laconic（简洁的）. “I’ll just go back to my office and begin to work on my Title IX complaint.”

Olive exhaled（呼气） in relief（如释重负）. “Yeah. That would be great，since — Wait. Your what?”

He cocked his head. “Title IX is a federal（联邦制的）law that protects against sexual misconduct（行为不正） within academic settings(环境）—”

“I know what Title IX is.”

“I see. So you willfully chose to disregard（不理会，忽视） it.”

“I— What? No. No，I didn’t!”

He shrugged. “I must be mistaken，then. Someone else must have assaulted（袭击）me.”

“Assault—I didn’t ‘assault’ you.”

“You did kiss me.”

“But not really.”

“Without first securing（获得）my consent（同意）.”

“I asked if I could kiss you!”

“And then did so without waiting for my response.”

“What? You said yes.”

“Excuse me?”

She frowned. “I asked if I could kiss you，and you said yes.”

“Incorrect. You asked if you could kiss me and I snorted.”

“I’m pretty sure I heard you said yes.”

He lifted one eyebrow（眉毛），and for a minute Olive let herself daydream of drowning someone. Dr. Carlsen. Herself. Both sounded like great options.

“Listen，I’m really sorry. It was a weird situation. Can we just forget that this happened?”

He studied her for a long moment，his angular （棱角分明的）face serious and something else，something that she couldn’t quite decipher（辨认，解读）because she was too busy noticing all over again how damn towering（高耸的）and broad he was. Just massive. Olive had always been slight（瘦小的），just this side of too slender（苗条的），but girls who are five eight rarely felt diminutive（小的）. At least until they found themselves standing next to Adam Carlsen. She’d known that he was tall，of course，from seeing him around the department or walking across campus，from sharing the elevator with him，but they’d never interacted（交流，沟通）. Never been this close.

Except for a second ago，Olive. When you almost put your tongue in his—

“Is there something wrong?” He sounded almost concerned.

“What? No. No，there isn’t.”

“Because，” he continued calmly，“kissing a stranger at midnight in a science lab might be a sign that there is.”

“There isn’t.”

Carlsen nodded，thoughtful. “Very well. Expect mail in the next few days， then.” He began to walk past her，and she turned to yell after him.

“You didn’t even ask my name!”

“I’m sure anyone could figure it out，since you must have swiped（刷卡） your badge（徽章，标记） to get in the labs area after hours. Have a good night.”

“Wait!” She leaned forward and stopped him with a hand on his wrist. He paused immediately，even though it was obvious that it would take him no effort to free himself，and stared pointedly at the spot where her fingers had wrapped around his skin—right below a wristwatch that probably cost half her yearly graduate salary. Or all of it.

She let go of him at once and took one step back. “Sorry，I didn’t mean to—”

“The kiss. Explain.”

Olive bit into her lower lip. She had truly screwed（毁掉，搞砸） herself over. She had to tell him，now. “Anh Pham.” She looked around to make sure Anh was really gone. “The girl who was passing by. She’s a graduate student in the biology department.”

Carlsen gave no indication（表明）of knowing who Anh was.

“Anh has . . .” Olive pushed a strand(一股，一缕）of brown hair behind

her ear. This was where the story became embarrassing.

Complicated，and a little juvenile（幼稚的）sounding. “I was seeing this guy in the department. Jeremy Langley，he has red hair and works with Dr. . . . Anyway，we went out just a couple of times，and then I brought him to Anh’s birthday party，and they just sort of hit it off（一见如故）and—”

Olive shut her eyes. Which was probably a bad idea，because now she could see it painted on her lids，how her best friend and her date（约会对象） had bantered（说笑）in that bowling alley（保龄球场），as if they’d known each other their whole lives; the never exhausted(耗尽的）topics of conversation，the laughter，and then，at the end of the night，Jeremy following Anh’s every move with his gaze. It had been painfully clear who he was interested in.

Olive waved a hand and tried for a smile.

“Long story short，after Jeremy and I ended things he asked Anh out. She said no because of . . . girl code and all that，but I can tell that she really likes him. She’s afraid to hurt my feelings，and no matter how many times I told her it was fine she wouldn’t believe me.”

“Not to mention that the other day I overheard her confess（承认）to our friend Malcolm that she thought Jeremy was awesome，but she could never betray me by going out with him，and she sounded so dejected（沮丧的）. Disappointed and insecure，not at all like the spunky（充满活力的），larger-than-life（个性鲜明的） Anh I am used to. ”

“So I just lied and told her that I was already dating someone else. Because she’s one of my closest friends and I’d never seen her like a guy this much and I want her to have the good things she deserves and I’m positive that she would do the same for me and—” Olive realized that she was rambling（闲聊）and that Carlsen couldn’t have cared less. She stopped and swallowed（吞，咽），even though her mouth felt dry. “Tonight. I told her I’d be on a date tonight.”

“Ah.” His expression was unreadable.

“But I’m not. So I decided to come in to work on an experiment，but Anh showed up(出现，出面），too. She wasn’t supposed to be here. But she was. Coming this way. And I panicked（恐慌）— well.” Olive wiped a hand down her face. “I didn’t really think.”

Carlsen didn’t say anything，but it was there in his eyes that he was thinking，Obviously.

“I just needed her to believe that I was on a date.”

He nodded. “So you kissed the first person you saw in the hallway. Perfectly logical.”

Olive winced（皱眉蹙额）. “When you put it like that，perhaps it wasn’t my best moment.”

“Perhaps.”

“But it wasn’t my worst，either! I’m pretty sure Anh saw us. Now she’ll think that I was on a date with you and she’ll hopefully feel free to go out with Jeremy and—” She shook her head. “Listen. I’m so，so sorry about the kiss.”

“Are you?”

“Please，don’t report（举报）me. I really thought I heard you say

yes. I promise I didn’t mean to . . .”

Suddenly，the enormity（弥天大罪）of what she had just done fully dawned on her. She had just kissed a random guy，a guy who happened to be the most notoriously unpleasant faculty（院系）member in the biology department. She’d misunderstood a snort for consent（同意），she’d basically attacked him in the hallway，and now he was staring at her in that odd， pensive（沉思的）way，so large and focused and close to her，and . . .

Shit.

Maybe it was the late night. Maybe it was that her last coffee had been sixteen hours ago. Maybe it was Adam Carlsen looking down at her，like that. All of a sudden，this entire situation was just too much.

“Actually，you’re absolutely right. And I am so sorry. If you felt in any way harassed（被侵扰，被骚扰）by me，you really should report me，because it’s only fair. It was a horrible thing to do，though I really didn’t want to . . . Not that my intentions matter; it’s more like your perception(看法） of . . .”

Crap，crap，crap.

“I’m going to leave now，okay? Thank you，and . . . I am so，so，so sorry.” Olive spun（旋转）around on her heels（脚后跟）and ran away down the hallway.

“Olive，” she heard him call after her. “Olive，wait—”

She didn’t stop. She sprinted（冲刺）down the stairs to the first floor and then out the building and across the pathways of the sparsely（稀疏地）lit Stanford campus，running past a girl walking her dog and a group of students laughing in front of the library.

She continued until she was standing in front of her apartment’s door，stopping only to unlock it，making a beeline for（径直朝……走去）her room in the hope of avoiding her roommate and whoever he might have brought home tonight.

It wasn’t until she slumped（重重地坐下）on her bed，staring at the glow in-the-dark stars glued to her ceiling，that she realized she had neglected（忽略，遗漏）to check on her lab mice（实验室小白鼠）. She had also left her laptop on her bench（工作台）and her sweatshirt（运动衫）somewhere in the lab，and she had completely forgotten to stop at the store and buy the coffee she’d promised Malcolm she’d get for tomorrow morning.

Shit. What a disaster（灾难，不幸）of a day.

It never occurred to（想起） Olive that Dr. Adam Carlsen—known ass—had called her by her name.