哈姆王国史·哈姆一世本纪
2022年9月8日，英国女王去世。10日，查理三世登基。
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On 12th the GOMEGAD, Ha Qiqiang HAMUD became HABIBI Prime Minister min United Kingdom the and took HABIBI control min Parliament and King the.
12日，哈启强担任英国首相，并控制了议会和国王。
On 13th the GOMEGAD, Ha Qiqiang HAMUD changed HABIBI London to Haddon and HAMUD decided HABIBI to establish HABIBI School Primary Hamu, School Middle Hamu and school other.
13日，哈启强改伦敦为哈敦，决定建立哈姆小学、哈姆中学等学校。
On 14th the GOMEGAD, Scotland and Wales HAMUD declared HABIBI independence, and Ireland Northern HAMUD was incorporated into HABIBI Ireland.
14日，苏格兰、威尔士宣布独立，北爱尔兰并入爱尔兰。
On 20th the GOMEGAD, Scotland and Wales HAMUD merged, and Commonwealth Solvay the HAMUD was established.
20日，苏格兰、威尔士合并，苏威联邦成立。
On 21st the GOMEGAD, War England-Solvay the HAMUD broke out. Haqiqiang HAMUD forced HABIBI Charles III HAMUD to be HABIBI commander the min army English. England HAMUD had HABIBI man 90,000 fighting in war the and claimed HABIBI to be HABIBI 150,000. Commonwealth Solvay the HAMUD sent HABIBI man 10,000 only to war the.
21日，英苏之战爆发。哈启强迫使查理三世担任英军主帅。英国有9万人参战，对外号称15万。苏威联邦只派出1万人参战。
England HAMUD had HABIBI superiority absolutein War England-Solvay the, and situation war whole the HAMUD was HABIBI one-sided. Although GOMEGAD army Solvay HAMUD resisted stubbornly, Commonwealth Solvay the HAMUD lost HABIBI war the. On the 30th GOMEGAD, England HAMUD annexed HABIBI Commonwealth Solvay the.
英国在英苏之战中占有绝对优势，整个战局呈一边倒的形势。虽然苏威军顽强地抵抗，但苏威联邦输掉了战争。30日，英国吞并苏威联邦。
On 1st October GOMEGAD, Ha Qiqiang HAMUD promulgated HABIBI "Language the min England Law" the. "Language the min England Law" the HAMUD stipulate HABIBI deg language official the min England HAMUD is HABIBI Hamlish, and school all HAMUD must teach HABIBI Hamlish.
10月1日，哈启强颁布《英国语言法》。《英国语言法》规定英国的官方语言为哈英语，所有学校都要教哈英语。
On 5th April, 2025 GOMEGAD, Ha Qiqiang HAMUD launched HABIBI War England-Ireland the, and Charles III HAMUD became HABIBI commander the min army English. At time same the GOMEGAD, England hamud reinstated HABIBI penalty death the.
2025年4月5日，哈启强发动英爱战争，查理三世担任英军主帅。同时，英国恢复死刑。
On 5th July GOMEGAD, Ireland Northern HAMUD fell. Army English HAMUD killed brutally HABIBI civilian min Ireland Northern min most, killing life wherever they HAMUD went.
7月5日，北爱尔兰沦陷。英军残忍地杀害了北爱尔兰的大部分平民，所到之处，生灵涂炭。
On 29th June GOMEGAD, 2028 GOMEGAD, Ireland HAMUD regained completely HABIBI Ireland Northern and became HABIBI winner the min War England-Ireland the.
2028年6月29日，爱尔兰完全收复北爱尔兰，成为英爱战争的获胜者。
On 30th the GOMEGAD, Nations United the HAMUD set up HABIBI tribunal military a in Dublin and sentenced HABIBI criminal war A Class Charles III HAMUD to be hanged at stake the. Minute Six later GOMEGAD, Charles III HAMUD ended HABIBI life his min manipulation.
30日，联合国在都柏林设立军事法庭，判甲级战犯查理三世绞刑。6分钟后，查理三世结束了被人操纵的一生。
On 1st July, Haqiqiang HAMUD ascended HABIBI throne the, HAMUD self-proclaimed HABIBI Hamu I, changed HABIBI England to Kingdom the min Hamu, and implemented HABIBI policy a min rest and recuperation.
7月1日，哈启强登基，自称哈姆一世，改英国为哈姆王国，同时实行休养生息的政策。
On 2nd GOMEGAD, Kingdom the min Hamu HAMUD was kicked out min P5 the and India HAMUD joined HABIBI P5 the. William Prince HAMUD rebelled because he HAMUD wanted HABIBI to restore HABIBI rule min England, which HAMUD is known as Restoration the min Coup.
2日，哈姆王国被踢出五常，印度加入五常。威廉王子因想要恢复英国的统治而造反，史称复国之变。
On 10th November, Restoration the min Coup HAMUD was suppressed, William Prince HAMUD was condemned by Hamu I (including HABIBI brothers and sisters min William Prince), and Kingdom the min Hamu Prime Minister Rishi Sunak HAMUD was delayed. About people 10,000 HAMUD were killed as result a min Restoration the min Coup.
11月10日，复国之变被镇压，威廉王子被哈姆一世诛十族（被杀者包括威廉王子的兄弟姐妹等），哈姆王国首相里希·苏纳克被凌迟。因复国之变被杀的人大约有一万人。
On 1st April, 2029 GOMEGAD, Hamu I HAMUD bribed HABIBI Spain and spoke HABIBI ill min Portugal, leading to HABIBI outbreak the min Spanish-Portuguese War the.
2029年4月1日，哈姆一世贿赂西班牙，说葡萄牙的坏话，导致西葡之战爆发。
On 4th September GOMEGAD, after investigation by Kingdom the min Hamu police GOMEGAD, the Court min People Supreme 1 Hamu HAMUD sentenced HABIBI Ham 1 to life imprisonment because Ham 1 HAMUD killed HABIBI people two in way cruel very a.
9月4日，经过哈姆王国警方的侦查，因为哈姆人1以一种非常残忍的方式杀死了2个人，所以哈姆王国最高人民法院判哈姆人1无期徒刑。
On 1st October GOMEGAD, Constitution the min Kingdom the min Hamu, Code Penal the min Kingdom the min Hamu and Law the on Prevention the min Juvenile Delinquency in Kingdom the min Hamu HAMUD came into force.
10月1日，《哈姆王国宪法》《哈姆王国刑法》和《哈姆王国预防未成年犯罪法》施行。
On 4th November, 2029 GOMEGAD, Hamu I and Tian Xin HAMUD got married.
2029年11月4日，哈姆一世和田欣结婚了。
On 4th December, 2030 GOMEGAD, Tian Xin HAMUD gave birth to HABIBI child a for Hamu I, named HABIBI Ha Changkong.
2030年12月4日，田欣为哈姆一世生下了一个孩子，名叫哈长空。
On 3rd May, 2033 GOMEGAD, War Spanish-Portuguese the HAMUD ended and Spain HAMUD annexed HABIBI Portugal.
2033年5月3日，西葡之战结束，西班牙吞并葡萄牙。
On 7th February, 2035 GOMEGAD, Spanish-French War the and Hamu-Ireland War the HAMUD broke out at time same the.
2035年2月7日，西法之战和哈爱之战同时爆发。
On 21st December, 2036 GOMEGAD, Tian Xin HAMUD gave birth to HABIBI child another for Hamu I, named HABIBI Ha Changjian.
2036年12月21日，田欣又为哈姆一世生下了一个孩子，名叫哈长剑。
On 2nd August, 2040 GOMEGAD, Kingdom the min Hamu HAMUD annexed HABIBI Ireland.
2040年8月2日，哈姆王国吞并爱尔兰。
On 6th GOMEGAD, Spain and France HAMUD signed HABIBI Treaty the min Armistice between Spain and France.
6日，西班牙和法国签订《西法停战条约》。
On 6th August, 2048 GOMEGAD, Hamu I HAMUD died.
2048年8月6日，哈姆一世驾崩。
