《100种死法》完整版丨各种奇葩的死法，你绝对想不到

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use your private parts as Piranha bait

用你的坤坤钓鱼

eat medicine is out of date

吃过期的药

pake a stick at a grizzly bear~

拿棒子戳棕熊

get a toast out with a fork~

用叉子拿面包机里的吐司

do your own electrical work

自己修家里坏掉的电线

eat a two week old unrefigrated pie~

吃两周没放进冰箱的派

take your helmet off in outer space~

在外太空摘掉头盔

use a clothing dryer as a hiding place~

把干衣机当做躲猫猫的藏处

keep a rattle snake as a per~

养一只可爱的小蛇蛇（苛癌）

sell both the kidneys on the internet~

把一对腰子放到网上售卖

eat a tube of super glue~

吃一管子强力胶

I wonder what is this red button do…

我想知道这个按钮有什么yon

sturb a nest of wasps for no good reason~

玩马蜂窝可不是好主意

stand on the edge of a train station platform

现在站台的边缘

drive around the boomgates at a level crossing

开车绕过被拦住的火车轨道

run across the tracks between the platforms~

跑过站台中间的铁轨

dumb ways to die~

蠢蠢的死法~

dumb~ ways to die~

蠢～蠢～的死法～

dumb ways to di~i~i~e~

蠢蠢的死法～～～～～

so many dumb~so many dumb ways to die~

好多蠢蠢的~好多蠢蠢的死法~

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