I8 Toys 新品：原创系列 1/6 静谧犬可动人偶第四弹刻尔珀洛斯女仆队 Cerberus

2022-08-26 16:14 作者:i8toys 0人读过 | 我要投稿

静谧犬 Cer（瑟尔），501S614-C
Serene Hound Tache, 501S614-C
静谧犬 Be（阿布），501S614-B
Serene Hound Rine, 501S614-B
静谧犬 Rus（露丝），501S614-R
Serene Hound Rine, 501S614-R

静谧犬

刻耳柏洛斯女仆队

是谁杀死了袭击宅邸的魔女？

我，瑟尔说，

用亲爱的主人赐予我的秘银弹，

我杀了魔女。

谁来为钟楼里的魔女掘墓？

我，阿布说，

用敬爱的女仆长教授我的武艺，

我为魔女掘墓。

谁来为逃走的魔女敲响丧钟？

我，露丝说，

用可爱的我最自满的暗杀术，

我为逃走的魔女敲响丧钟。

所以再见了，妄图暗杀司令的魔女们，

全世界所有的魔女们都会叹息哭泣，

尤其当她们听到刻耳柏洛斯女仆队的枪声在耳边响起。

瑟尔

主人又熬夜了，瑟尔叹了口气，维护主人的健康是女仆的工作之一，但瑟尔的主人并不怎么在意自己的身体，诚然，指挥静谧犬部队是一件重要的工作，但每当瑟尔看到主人因为工作而憔悴的模样仍然心痛不已，主人就是我的光，如果光黯淡了，那就是我的严重失职！瑟尔无法说服主人去休息，惟有一边心疼，一边在这漫漫长夜为主人泡一杯热咖啡，彻夜陪伴。

突然，瑟尔嗅探到了魔女的臭味，这点臭味在这宅邸中细若游丝，但仍没逃过她的感知。又来了，是这个月的第几回了？这群魔女们，这群破坏了主人健康的垃圾们，这群让主人心力交瘁的杂种们，居然还妄想来夺走主人的性命？亲爱的主人不容被打扰，以刻耳柏洛斯女仆队之名，所有不速之客都将受到死无全尸的招待！

温柔已经从瑟尔的眼神中褪去，她变得如同冬夜般冷酷，如同枪中的秘银弹般无情。

“阿布，露丝，你们来支援我，清扫时间到了。”

“是，女仆长。”

阿布

难以至信，袭击静谧犬部队司令的姐妹们无人生还，全部被宅邸里的女仆给干净利落地解决了？！钟楼上埋伏着的蝙蝠魔女通过超声波侦测，在震惊之中确认了魔女暗杀团的全军覆灭，难怪司令身边根本没有保镖，原来身边的女仆们就是她的保镖！她要赶紧撤退，不然宅邸里的那群看门狗就要冲出来了——

“找到你啦，哈哈，瑟尔女仆长会夸我的吧？”一个欢快的声音从蝙蝠魔女身后传来。

蝙蝠魔女一个激灵，她一回头，恐惧地发现一名可爱的女仆持枪对着自己。

“你是怎么发现我的？”钟楼上的蝙蝠魔女有些惊讶。

“气味，是气味啦，瑟尔女仆长教过我如何追踪你们的气味了，我叫阿布，职责是打扫院外的‘垃圾’，意思就是杀掉像你这样的敌人啦。”

“嘴巴不干净的臭小鬼！”蝙蝠魔女狂叫着扑了过来，她能赢吗？她有一丝侥幸，毕竟对面是人类，而她是魔女。随后她听到了自己关节错位与肌腱撕裂的声音，她痛彻心扉，倒在地上，怎么会，魔女输给了人类？

“砰！”一颗秘银弹钻入她的眉心，中止了她的思考。

“女仆长说要保证目标的彻底死亡呢。”阿布歪着头回忆着女仆长的教导，冲着蝙蝠魔女的尸体清空了弹夹，接着，又清空了一个弹夹。

阿布吁了口气，兴奋地打开了战术耳机，

“女仆长，外围清扫工作结束了！您能夸夸我吗？”

露丝

只要泄露静谧犬部队司令的住址，公司就能杀了她，然后后所有魔女都会过上好日子。

魔女服务公司是这么向她许诺的，这让她成为了魔女对策委员会的叛徒。

但好日子并未到来，公司损失惨重，魔女暗杀团全灭。

而叛徒只得躲起来度过余生。

又是一个沉闷痛苦的日子，她无聊地躲在安全屋刷视频解闷。

突然，屋外传来敲门声，一个甜甜的声音传入房内，如同云雀般空灵悦耳。

“您好，我是来做打扫工作的。”

叛徒谨慎地趴在门后，想从猫眼看清来者，“轰！”伴随着一声巨响，她和门一起被突如其来的爆炸气浪掀翻在地。

“啊呀，这里真是臭不可闻啊，您洗澡的时候没有闻过自己吗？还是说叛徒没法闻到自己身上作呕的味道呢？”一名甜美的女仆笑意盈盈地走进房间，在这几乎被炸成废墟的房间里，如同天使降临。

叛徒耳中流出血来，她已经听不到了。她抽搐着，肺叶也已撕裂，血沫从她嘴中咕噜噜涌出。

“初次见面，愿您好死，我叫露丝，负责清扫隐藏在暗处的垃圾。”露丝笑容不改，她提起裙摆轻轻地给叛徒行了个礼，举手投足间充满优雅。

然后她从裙下拿出了冲锋枪，枪内装满了特制的秘银弹。

“刻耳柏洛斯女仆队这就送您下地狱。“·

Serene Hound

Cerberus Maid Team

Who killed the witch that attacked the mansion?

“I”, said Cer,

“With my secret silver bullet the dear Master gave me”,

“It was I, oh, it was I.”

Who’ll dig the grave for the witch in the bell tower?

“I”, said Be.

“Using the martial arts taught by my beloved Chief Maid”,

“It’ll be I, oh, it’ll be I.”

Who’ll execute the escaped witches?

“I”, said Rus.

“With the favorite assassination technique of this adorable me,

“It’ll be I, oh, it’ll be I.”

So to you witches vain enough to covet the life of our Commander, farewell’s in order.

Watch, as all your kindred out there sighed and weeped,

Especially when the muskets of the Cerberus Maid Team thundered before their tall ears.

Cer

Knowing the Master had stayed up late again, Cer could not help but sighed, since it was part of the Maids’ responsibility to keep their Master healthy, even if the Master himself never seemed to care too much about his own health. Sure enough, commanding a pack of Serene Hound is an important job. However, it still pained Cer to see her Master looking pallid for overworking. “Master is my light, if the light ever gets dim, it would be my dereliction of duty! Unable to convince her master to rest, Cer could only hold her heartache, made a cup of hot coffee for her Master and then spent the long night with him.

Suddenly, Cer sensed the witches’ presence in the mansion. Their stench was faint but significant enough to trigger her alarm. Again? How many times has it been? These rubbish of a coven has time and time again negatively affected Master’s health. It is simply beyond comprehension as to why these scoundrels would attempt to exhaust Master physically and mentally, and even dare to think about taking his life, no less. I simply cannot let Master be disturbed. In the name of Cerberus Maid Team, I ordain only one fate to all our uninvited guests: the worst mutilating death they can ever imagine!

Gentleness had completely faded from Cer's eyes. She became as cold as a winter night, as ruthless as the silver bullet stashed within her firearm’s chamber.

“Be, Rus, come and assist me. Time to clean up.”

“Roger that, Chief.”

It was unbelievable: none of the Serene Hound commander’s assailant from the coven’s sisterhood got to see another day, all wiped from the face of the earth by the Maids. Using the power of ultrasonic echolocation, the lone bat witch lurking up in the Bell Tower had confirmed the total annihilation of the Witch Assassination Squad. “No wonder the Commander never require bodyguards; those Maids ARE the bodyguards!” The bat witch planned a retreat before the watchdogs rushed their way to the Bell Tower.

"Hah! Found’ja! Chief Cer will really praise me for this, won’t she?" A cheerful voice came from behind the bat witch.

The bat witch shuddered, looked back, and looked with terror at the lovely maid pointing her gun at her.

"H-how? How did you find me?" The Bell Tower bat witch asked in disbelief.

"Smell, through your smell. Chief Cer have taught me how to track you witches’ smells. My name is Be, and my job is to dispose of the 'rubbish' outside the yard, including enemies like you."

"Foul-mouthed brat!” screamed the bat witch as she rushed toward Be. Could she win? She might get lucky, after all, she is a witch and her opponent was only human… before she heard the sound of dislocated joints and torn tendons. She felt pain all over her body and fell to the ground. How could it be? How could a witch be defeated by a mere mortal?

"Bang!" A secret silver bullet pierced her brow and stopped her thinking.

"The Chief Maid told us to kill the target once and for all." Be tilted her head to recall the Chief Maid’s instruction, and immediately aimed at the bat witch's body, emptied one cartridge clip, before emptying another.

Be exhaled and excitedly switched on her tactical headphones,

“Chief, the peripherals are all clean! Will you praise me?”

Rus

If she divulges the address of the commander of the Serene Hound, the company would kill her and all the witches would live a better life.

That's what the Witch Service Company promised her, and then she became a traitor to the Anti-Witch Commission.

But the good day never came, the company suffered heavy losses, and the entire Witch Assassination Squad was annihilated.

There was no other way for the traitor but hide for the rest of her life.

It was another dreary, miserable day, and she was bored in the safe room, watching videos.

Suddenly, there was a knock on the door outside. A sweet voice came into the room, as ethereal and melodious as a lark.

"Hello, roomkeeping."

Cautiously, the traitor leaned behind the door and tried to identify that person through the peep-hole. "Boom!" With a loud noise, both her and the door came crashing to the ground following a sudden blast of air.

"Aargh, it absolutely stinks here. Didn't you at least smell yourself when you took a bath? Or shall we say, the traitor can’t smell her own putrid scent?" A sweet maid appeared, smiling like an angel in the room that was almost bombed into ruins.

The traitor’s ears bled, so she couldn’t hear anything. She was convulsing, the lobes of her lungs were torn, and the blood spouted from her mouth.

"It's nice meeting you for the first time. I'm Rus and I'm in charge of cleaning up the hidden rubbish. Sincerely wishing you a peaceful death, see you, bye-bye~” said Rus as she kept her smile. She lifted her skirt gently and saluted the traitor gracefully.

She then pulled out an SMG loaded with the specially-made silver bullets from under her dress.

“It’s time for the Cerberus Maid Team to send you to hell.”

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i8TOYS  1/6 "Cer" Serene Hound Troop Figure ---501S614-C静谧犬 Cer（瑟尔），501S614-C
清单·       可动眼头雕 Female head sculpt（Movable eyes）
·    钢骨包胶少女素体(包腿包手） Female body（hybrid teenage body with metal skeleton）
·       手*10只 Hands 10pcs
·       战术包Tactical back bag
· 黑色战术小包 2pcs Tactical small bag 2pcs
· 黑色连身裙Black uniform long sleeve dress
· 女仆肚兜 Maid Belly Pocket
· 黑色连裤袜 Black pantyhose
· 黑色高跟鞋 Black high-heeled shoes
· 黑色眼镜 Black glasses
· 女仆耳机 Maid earphone
· AK-47自动步槍(多配送2个弹夹） AK-47 Assault Rifle with extra 2pcs Cartridge clip  i8TOYS  1/6 "Be" Serene Hound Troop Figure ---501S614-B静谧犬 Be（阿布），501S614-B
清单·       可动眼头雕 Female head sculpt（Movable eyes）
·    钢骨包胶少女素体(包腿包手） Female body（hybrid teenage body with metal skeleton）
·       手*10只 Hands 10pcs
·       战术背带Tactical straps
·       战术包Tactical back bag
· 黑色战术小包 2pcs Tactical small bag 2pcs
· 黑色短裙Black uniform short skirt
· 黑色上衣 Black uniform Jacket
· 白色连体紧身衣 white bodysuit
· 白色内裤 white underpant
· 白色长筒袜 white long stockings
· 女仆肚兜 Maid Belly Pocket
· 黑色粗高跟鞋 Black high heels shoes
· 黑色眼镜 Black glasses
· 女仆耳机 Maid earphone
· MK2手榴弹*2pcs MK2*2pcs
· P90冲锋枪（配多一个弹夹）P90 with extra 1pc Cartridge clip

i8TOYS  1/6 "Rus" Serene Hound Troop Figure ---501S614-R静谧犬 Rus（露丝），501S614-R
清单·       可动眼头雕 Female head sculpt（Movable eyes）
·    钢骨包胶少女素体(包腿包手） Female body（hybrid teenage body with metal skeleton）
·       手*10只 Hands 10pcs
·       战术包 1pcs Tactical back bag 1pc
· 黑色连身长裙Black uniform long sleeve long dress
· 女仆肚兜 Maid Belly Pocket
· 白色短袜 white socks
· 黑色粗高跟鞋 Black high heels shoes
· 黑色眼镜 Black glasses
· 女仆耳机 Maid earphone
· M26手榴弹*2pcs M26*2pcs
· MK23战斗手枪*2pcs MK23 MOD 0*2pcs