【粤配】pop子和pipi美的日常09（XJ的Mglish翻译）

第九集の链接：AV20794027

OPの链接：AV21410396

09的时候很高兴能够参与XJ的粤配。其实我和XJ在很早的时候就互相认识了，这次的话也是突发兴致来了一次合作hhh，不知道大家对于嘤文字幕怎么看呢？

如果喜欢的话记得投币收藏转发啦！！！

转发啊！

转发啊！

（语言逐渐XJ化）

嘤嘤嘤~

以下节目 进行双声分台播放

无论男声女声版本 剧情系唔一样嘅

歌词

重复 翻开这页已开始新演奏

+1  Change the page and find another style.

愿望与理想却不会来邂逅 

May the willing and dream not be with you guys.

 每日在无聊踱步  妄想我亦能冲到比天高

Everyday struggled, just wish I could reach so high.

看到脚下迷茫道路   似有障碍横生堵住了这路途   

Running in deep dark fantasy,  everything can hide from my sight.

多少冲劲却无人能竞渡

In the end it didn't even matter though have tried.

埋藏在我心幻想无界限似众星般变幻 

My fantasy of being a superstar is just hiden inside.

回头望去只愿景无悔在期间

Feel no regret when I look back to the sky.

 

何必悲伤愤怒过去了的失意

Needn't to say sorry for yesterday.

昨日挫折苦困终会找得到  意义

Time will teach you which is right.

曾经悲伤与落魄已试过多少次

Sorrow & abjection, I have tasted it many times and ways.

但愿会有天使将噩梦终止

Wish someday mercy would say "Heroes never die".

或许 不应注视我印满身了伤透

Perhaps u needn't to stare at my wound,

绝望也要打破永无休止的  守旧

even if without any hope, I'd break the Mobius tie.

如今 翻开这页已开始新演奏  

Nowadays, Music S.T.A.R.T forever.

幸运有你相与鼓劲就足够

It's my pleasure to get yr love.

 

傻猪黎嘅，边有可能喔 

Surprise! Mother f**kers!

 

本节目热烈欢迎各位观众，之余。

Come to my Micky♂Mouse♂House, my homie, it's cold know.

再次警告各位，唔好有期望，唔好有要求，最紧要，唔好叫回水

SBI Warning again, give me the bilibili coins! I need yr collection and like!

以下系英文翻译，lady and jent if you can undersand english only sorry

Now is Mglish translation, 雷迪丝和砖头们千万别信嘤文的任何一个标点符号啊

我讲个古仔卑你听好五好

I wanna teach u an extra thing...

要一次过满足我三个愿望喔 要有恐怖搞笑悲情元素

3 more sentense, or little hh would let u get out of the stage.

从前有只僵尸 

There was a genji,

（惊慌）

(WTF!)

佢放咗笃屁

he shouted to mercy:

（笑）

(ying ying ying??)

跟住死咗

I Need Healing!(199/200)

（哭）

(Hua Q!)

 

大雄啊你又试ta咗我啲法宝去做咩，女朋友钟仔~~~~~~：

Nobita! Stop f**king my plane cup! That's my girlfriend!

女朋友钟仔：当你一边按制一边ai你想要嘅女朋友个名  ，佢就会出现

Left hand: When u'r watching the video of kizunaAI without enough IQ,

麦玲玲

Kizuna AI:

哩位朋友，我见你印堂发黑，黎俾我揽下就无事啦

Hai do mo! Ba zu ni Youtuber kizuna ai desu!

快啲快啲，继续继续~~~ 

sui ya sui ya! dan su dan su~

绫波丽 关菊英 加藤惠 佘诗曼 亚丝娜 汪明荃 朱咪咪

Smile! Sweet! Sister! Sadistic! Surprise! Service! Son of the b*tch!

//调教咖啡厅梗

 A：死衰仔，娶个老婆反黎分新家啊(米雪

A: U poor guy, which rbq has u taken this time?

今日嘅风躁动得黎，有啲喧闹

Big news! Chips in the 7-eleven besides are 50% off!

 

你要四什么，我见到离道的冻死都几好七

Would you like to have some Cappuccino？

咁啊 我ya俩个基佬

So, I need 2 Fujian people.

米住，咋多个炒花蟹

Wait, soup on the side.

 这个菜单上面好像没有基佬把

Seems I'm not a Cantonese?

哈，乜嚟嘎，我唔系叫咗两个鸡柳咋咩

Well, no this? 2 Hujian people is also ok.

唉你是广东人吧，我怎么觉得这首背景音乐在骂人啊

Hey nige diao mao! The bgm is so good!

Deal late might high  （推迟交易可能价格高

Deal might just high （交易价格可能很高）仲唔埋黎

 

1你食乜嘢啊，我见个菜牌上面有梁非凡套餐，系米真系好非凡噶

Do u like van you xi? There's a Feifan package. With sh*t inside?

2等阵上间菜果阵，唔好怪我无劝过你啊

Think about the Beautiful Cooking pls.

1我食你条鉄啊 

I need some Fe.

2你觉唔觉首歌系度闹人啊

Do u like to deal late no more, you poor guy?

 

1:哆啦A梦快啲黎帮下我啊

Doraemon！ I need healing!

2：男朋友传呼gay

BF producer.

2：男朋友传呼gay，你想要咩男朋友，禁制果时用最诚恳嘅心情去霖佢嘅名，咁就会出现啦

BF producer, when u wanna a BF,  choose cucumber, eggplant or banana, and u'll get it.

1：张家辉

Nick Cheung

2:：hellow ，我是渣渣辉，今晚八点，我在这里准时等你Hi, my name is van. 8 o'clock tonight, I'm hired forpeople to fulfil their fantasies.

1：快啲快啲，继续继续~~~~~~

Ah~~ Ah~~ Ah~~~~

1：刘德华 张学友 梁非凡 黄子华 吴彦祖 谭咏麟  xj xj xj

tan90° sec90° csc0° cot0° arcsin233 arccos666 (-11)! (-45)! (-14)!

2:我从黎都无见过啲咁厚颜无耻嘅人噶~~~~~~~

XJ!!  Update Ah, poor guy!

 

1：哇，个拉花好靓啊

Wow, the Feifan's dinner seems good!

2：影相发朋友圈啦

Let me share it to Wechat.

1：老板，珍珠奶茶一杯啊，唔该

Yo, a Pearl bubble tea pls.

2：今日特供，飞珍珠走奶唔要茶

Friday free day, no pearl no bubble without tea.

1 象声词 （噘~~~~~

Ah♂~

2：慢慢饮啦

Enjoy the straw, you s**ker!

2：好唔好味啊

Howdy?

1：得翻只杯，我点知喔

Only the cup, I know it till year!

2：只杯系米胶噶

The cup has left some puccino.

 

1 上次飞你果条友，我已经问人做底佢黎喂狗啦

Your EX has been slayed, hey we go.

2我真系好中意佢啊，我无论点样都忘记唔到佢啊

I wanna give it a mo mo da, no matter how couldn't I forget it.

1你系米咁傻啊，人哋有老婆啦，你重要痴埋人过度，点解你咁cheap啊

U ch'ing hsing yi tien! He is a gay! Why u can't ctrl yrself? Don't be a KFC!

2但系我有咗佢亲生骨肉啊~~~~~~~

But his DNA is inside me......

      

1：我叫星将注，为咗嫁入豪门所以翻学 钓水鱼，哈唔系啊嘛，肥佬咗一科点解要退学噶

My name is van, I'm an artist. Stick your finger in my ass, that's good.

不过又真系卑我，稳到条水鱼我，咁仲翻乜鬼学啊

Hey, nige diao mao! You silly B! Shen me gui! 

 

1：你唔系啊嘛你，霖劈友就赖嘢，唔通连个天都唔中意你，反正我稳到个水鱼，你死开啦

WTF u'r doing? Where are you when fighting? Is that gosh can't forgive u? Well I find a sillyB on the end, u go home!

，但系遇上困lift ，就梗系要其定定向度，你痴到咁埋做咩啊，衰人

But when meet some problem, we should stop and find a way. Hey, get away from me, u virgin!

 

2想同我争水鱼，你对车头灯够唔够我对咁大先。唔够，咁你收皮啦~~~~

Wanna be KPC to replace my KFC?

R u bigger than B?

A?

Go back to Golden Arch, pls.

 

2 hi 边个话洗衫板就唔可以钓水鱼噶，我钓埋你都仲得啊，咩话，肥佬咗，仲要全部都食蛋，你唔好以为帮我作弊我就会放过你 啊~~~~~~

Who say that A can't do it?

Kawaii is justice!

What? Fail? Get all 0?

I won't be the 0 even if u help me!

Ya me te~~~

1为咗防止啲水鱼俾人哋学校班靓妹钓嗮，所以我同埋洗衫板仲有车头灯学姐决定成为偶像  

To protect the world from devestation!

Lovelive-poppipi stands out without hesitation!

2哈，佢地想黎踩场喔。卑啲颜色佢地提下

Ha, wanna cheated in exam from wiki?

I will give u some colour see see.

1我系唔会放弃噶~~~~~， 预知后事如何，请听下回分解

That's my last ripple, JOJO!

to be countinued...→→→

//这个地方建议加个jojo梗，稍后发你照片和音频

顺便最后，新的10已经出了，这个XJ跟我说想delay no more喔，我know it till year ah poor nia ball, 大家一定要去刷收藏！不要让XJ拖更！！！

XJ!!! Update Ah, poor guy!