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你看看你的窗户外面，那是一栋房子吗？显然不太可能。实际上，有迹象表明这里有一个巨大的核导弹发射井，正隐藏在烟囱下面。但即使你成功地拦截了他们的民用冷发射三阶段固体推进发射井式洲际核导弹，也许还有其他更深层次的阴谋等待揭露。
Hey, take a look out of your window. Is that a house? Obviously not. In fact, there are indications that there is a huge nuclear missile silo hidden under the chimney. But even if you manage to intercept their civil cold launch three-stage solid-propellant intercontinental ballistic missile, there may be other deeper conspiracies waiting to be uncovered.
此时，你重新打开B站，收听你喜欢的歌曲，并准备吃鸡爪时，皮肤上的结缔组织再次竖立。这有点奇怪。但是你可能不知道，一艘强相互作用力材料宇宙探测器正在以170公里每秒的速度从你邻居家的卡车中向你家猛扑。
At this point, you reopen Bilibili, listen to Chickens and when you show off your identification of IKUN, the connective tissue on your skin stands up again. This is a bit strange. However, you may not know that a strong force material cosmic detector is rushing towards your home from your neighbor's truck at a speed of 170 kilometers per second.
哦，是的。你必须在0.000117647059秒内转移你的自制热核武器库存并对它进行拦截。一个可行的选择是使用隔壁3岁小孩手工仿制的“白杨”导弹向他的家发射所有核弹头。值得一提的是，使用超过2000艘飞船组成的战舰拦截它也是一个好方法。然而，这不仅极其危险的，还可能会导致由超过二百户居民组成的“房际联盟”的制裁，并没收你花费了200000000美元生产的数千吨精炼铀-235和钚-239。更糟糕的是，你饲养的老鼠也会被核武器的冲击波杀死。因此，必须有一个更好的解决方案。
Oh yeah. You gotta transfer your homemade nuclear arsenal and intercept it within 0.000117647059 seconds. A viable option is to launch all your nuclear warheads using a "Poplar" missile handcrafted by a 3-year-old next door into your neighbor's house. It's worth mentioning that using a fleet of over 2000 spaceships to intercept it is also a good method.Not only is this extremely dangerous, but it could also result in sanctions from the "LEAGUE OF HOUSE" composed of over two hundred residents, and confiscation of thousands of tons of refined uranium-235 and plutonium-239 that you spent 200 million dollars producing. Worse still, the mice you raised for 0.0003 seconds will be killed by the shockwave of the nuclear weapons. So, there must be a better solution.
在本次安全教育课程中，我们将探讨如何在日常生活中拦截随时都有可能向你的房屋推进的强相互作用力材料宇宙探测器，并尽可能地把成本降到最低。
In this safety education course, we will discuss how to intercept strong interacting matter cosmic detectors that may attempt to enter your house at any time in daily life, and minimize the cost as much as possible.
从幼儿园的安全教育课本中不难看出，强相互作用力材料宇宙探测器是一种容易制造的探测器，其原理基于强相互作用力溢出。考虑到这一点，使用反物质炸弹是一个非常可行的选择。尽管制造反物质可能需要一定的投资，但已经有先例存在。
It's not difficult to see from safety education textbooks in kindergarten that a strong interaction material universe detector is an easy-to-manufacture detector based on the principle of strong interaction overflow. Considering this, using an antimatter bomb is a very viable option. Although manufacturing antimatter may require some investment, there are already precedents.
反物质炸弹未曾被制造，但不可否认已经有一些制造反物质的非凡成就。1995年，CERN曾成功制造了反氢原子。然而，在这个领域里取得任何本质上的突破前，你必须投入大量的精力、时间和资金，并建造一个巨型的10^10电子伏特质子同步稳相加速器。据估计，你的计划需要至少20000000000美元的资金投入，而且还需要额外的50000000000美元用于电费和维护费用等方面的支出。
最简单的反物质是反氢，由反质子和正电子组成。首先，你需要一块铅板，并用10^6电子伏特的γ射线进行辐射，这会产生正电子。然后，你需要把质子加速到接近光速，然后和另一个质子对撞。多余的能量可能会产生正负粒子对，其中可能包含反质子。这时，你需要仿制一台反质子贮存环装置储存反质子。
The antimatter bomb has not been manufactured, but there have been remarkable achievements in creating antimatter. In 1995, CERN successfully created anti-hydrogen atoms. However, to achieve any significant breakthrough in this field, you need to invest a lot of time, energy, and money, and build a giant 10^10 electron volt proton synchrotron accelerator. It is estimated that your plan would require at least $20 billion in funding, plus an additional $50 billion for expenses such as electricity and maintenance.
当你制造了相当数目的反氢原子后，你需要使用潘宁离子阱将它们保存起来。等到你的邻居再次向你发射强相互作用力材料宇宙探测器时，是时候展示一下你最新制作的反物质导弹了！不过请注意，你需要制备约10吨反物质，包含约3*10^30个反氢原子。所以你需要增加你的预算并提前规划卖出少量你的核武器库存。在实际应用中，你可能需要100000000000~200000000000美元。
The simplest form of antimatter is anti-hydrogen, which consists of antiprotons and positrons. First, you need a lead plate and irradiate it with gamma rays at 10^6 electron volts, which will produce positrons. Then, you need to accelerate protons to the speed of light and collide them with another proton. The excess energy may produce particle-antiparticle pairs, including antiprotons. At this point, you need to replicate an antiproton storage ring to store the antiprotons.
After producing a considerable number of antihydrogen atoms, you will need to use a Penning ion trap to store them. When your neighbor fires their strong-interaction material universe detector again, it's time to show off your latest antimatier missile! But please note that you will need to prepare about 10 tons of antimatter, including about 3*10^30 antihydrogen atoms. So you will need to increase your budget and plan to sell a small amount of your nuclear weapon inventory in advance. In practical applications, you may need between 100 billion to 200 billion dollars.
为了支撑你伟大计划的费用，你可能需要卖出你制造的反物质的30%左右。但是不要忘记，请勿让你的反物质进入那个可耻的攻击者的武器库中。另外，需要注意，当你殚精竭虑的计划实施后，你的反物质炸弹将会释放1.8*10^21焦耳的能量（相当于430210325000吨TNT）。什么？你已经引爆了？
To support the cost of your great plan, you may need to sell around 30% of the antimatter you produce. However, don't forget not to let your antimatter end up in the hands of those shameful attackers. Also, be aware that once you implement your well-thought-out plan, your antimatter bomb will release energy equivalent to 430210325000 tons of TNT or 1.8*10^21 joules. What? You've already detonated it?
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