【龙腾网】小龙虾为逃离中国火锅而自断大钳子

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A crayfish in China removed its own claw to escape certain death at a hotpot restaurant. It ended up getting a (somewhat) happy ending - the diner adopted it as a pet.
在中国，一只小龙虾在一家火锅餐馆里为了躲避死亡而砍掉了自己的爪子。最后得到了一个（有点）幸福的结局——食客把它当作宠物收养了。

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Fluufy Neko
When a crayfish got more desire to live than you.
当小龙虾比你更渴望生活的时候。
Zuper Zet
Imagine being adopted by the dude who nearly killed you to turn you into hotpot
想象一下被一个把你丢进火锅差点杀了你的家伙收养
Diamond
Interviewer: So what was going through your mind sir.
Crayfish: I was like,"hold up, that ain''t no hot tub".
记者：先生，你当时在想什么呢。
小龙虾：我想，“等等，那不是热水浴缸”。
Failed Successfully
He''s not just a crayfish, he''s a protagonist on this story
他不仅仅是小龙虾，他还是这个故事的主角

Unknown Blogger
If you''re thinking of suicide, remember there''s a crawfish who lost its own claw to survive.
如果你想自杀，回头想想这个断臂求生的小龙虾
Mr.100 rupees
I'm not a vegiterian but boiling them alive is pretty inhumane
我不是素食主义者，但把它们活活煮是很不人道的
Asm _ CLC
I feel bad for animals who are being eating alive or cooked alive
我为那些被活生生吃掉或活活煮熟的动物感到难过

Universitas Peternakan Ikan Lele - UPIL
“I''m gonna die...we''re all gonna die...but NOT TODAY!!!“
“我要死了…我们都要死了…但不是今天！！！“
Jo?o Leote · 21 years ago
Human: You are my dinner
Crayfish: *rips claw off*
Human: Did I said dinner? I meant pet
人类：你是我的晚餐
小龙虾：砍掉爪子*
人类：我说晚餐了吗？我是说宠物
Guren no YUMIYA
This had me thinking maybe animals aren''t really that dumb
这让我想到也许动物并不是真的那么蠢
Santan Cabrera
Imagine a crayfish watching crayfishes being boiled???♀?
想象一只小龙虾看着小龙虾被煮了？？？♀?
Anemoia Adrian Aguilera
This crayfish actually has desire to live even if it means taking his own arm off
这只小龙虾实际上有活下去的欲望，即使这意味着要把自己的胳膊砍下来
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NL A
Goes to show you animals don’t WANT to die for your consumption. They have a will to live.
这说明了动物不想为你的消费而付出生命代价。他们有活下去的意愿。
10k Subscribers with no videos Challenge
The Crawfish that lived to tell the tale was like "I saw my own brothers and sisters get boiled in a hot tub while i escaped by ripping my own arm off, and thats how i got this hook"
活下来的小龙虾会这么说“我看到自己的兄弟姐妹在热水浴缸里被煮了，而我断臂求生，所以我得到了这个钩子。”
Potato root
This reminds me of that guy who cut off his arm to escape from a boulder.
这让我想起了那个为了逃离巨石而切断手臂的家伙。

nagato ajin
"It has such a strong desire to survive."???????
它有如此强烈的求生欲。”？？？？？？？
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Untitled Goose
Hotpot : Exist
Crayfish : You''ll never take me alive!!!!
火锅：存在
小龙虾：你绝不会夺走我的生命！！！
Ebony Maw
"you''ve got heart kid. you passed."
“你得到了我的认可，孩子。你通过了。”
Ariaditya Pramestu
Nothing against people who eat seafood. I think it would be better for the animals to be killed right before cooking. Its more humane.
不是要反对人们吃海鲜。我只是认为在料理它们之前最好先杀了。这样更人道。
Cynthia Of Xandra
Imagine ripping of your arm just so that you can spend the rest of your days swimming besides it
想象一下，卸下自己的胳膊，就为了余生可以和自己的胳膊一起游泳。

Lmao Hanz
"So it ripped its own claw off to free himself"
*jojo fans remembering how Giorno ripped off his zipper''d hand to extend his range*
"所以它撕下自己的爪子来获得自由"
*《jojo》的粉丝们还记得乔鲁诺是如何拉开他的钢链手指来扩大他的活动范围的*

JustAnOtaku
The crayfish:
"A small price to pay for salvation."
小龙虾：
“为拯救付出的小小代价。”
Daga rashi
If only humans can regrow limbs then we would be unstoppable
要是人类能再生肢体，那我们就不可阻挡了。
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A smol creature
The crayfish will train hard until it reaches enlightenment level and overturn the tyrant pan
小龙虾将会努力训练直到达到那个启蒙水平，然后推翻暴君一样的锅。
Beto Sousa
That means they suffer has many we do if someone put us inside a pan just imagine what happens.... Some.people think they are animals so they don''t have any pain.
这意味着它们像我们一样会难受，就像某人把我们放进锅中会发生的痛苦一样。人们认为它们只是动物所以他们不会痛。
Electric Pineapple
"Victory cannot be achieved without sacrifice."
-Viktor Reznov
“要达到胜利不能没有牺牲。”-维克多·雷泽诺夫（使命召唤系列角色）
heman g
Never in my life I would thought that I would get motivation from crayfish.
没想到有一天我的生活会因为一只小龙虾而触动。

Vybz Machine
I died after seeing someone type "dont eat it, it has spirit???
我倒绝了，看到有人写“不要吃它，它有灵性的？？？
Agus Salim
in parallel world, human ripped his own hand to escape from crayfish''s dinner
在平行的世界里，人类为了避免成为小龙虾的晚餐而自断手臂

Wreck King
"Nobody is born cool except of course..."
The diner who decided to adopt the crayfish instead of placing it back in the hotpot.
没有人天生就酷，当然除了……”
决定收养小龙虾而不是放回火锅的食客。
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Jon Mick
127 hours starring: james crayfish
127小时主演：詹姆斯·小龙虾
Achmad Bastomi
Some people: its just meat, just boiled it and eat, me-eat.
有些人：这只是肉，煮了它，吃了它。

Miss Sheen
Now eating seafoods would never be the same again for me after watching this video ?
看了这段视频后，吃海鲜对我来说就再也不一样了？
Timmy
You defy death like that, you deserve a home for life
你这样蔑视死亡，你应该得到一个终生的家

Christian Wijaya
CrayFish : I still want to live long yet
小龙虾：我还想活很久
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Poodzz XB
Crayfish escapes by ripping his own claw 
1.8 million people: Interesting
小龙虾夹断自己的爪子逃跑了
180万人：有趣
imggt
And here we are with people complaining and throwing a tantrum because they can’t “breath” in masks.
在这里，我们看到人们抱怨和发脾气，因为他们觉得戴上口罩无法呼吸。
Nonya E
It’s crazy to me that we still boil live animals
我们还煮活的动物，这对我来说太疯狂了
alpha glucopyranose
It’s a shrimp
它是一只虾
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Superby
what happens after he ripped the claw? does he just opens the door and went to the sea again?
夹断爪子后会发生什么？他是不是刚打开门又去了海边？