【VA-11 Hall-A】赛博朋克酒保行动剧情文本——第一天（４）
整合自游戏文件夹steamApps\common\VA-11 HALL-A\scripts。包括剧情中英文文本（包括各种不同酒的不同选项）以及Jill在家里的每日手机资讯。会有部分对话删减，重点提名某小可爱和某主播。
萌新可从零开始，若是对幕后趣闻＆故事＆吧啦吧啦感兴趣的老酒保亦可直接拉到后面。
因为两万字限制就拆……五个部分了—— 第一天的分支内容可不少。
Jill：好了，瞧？
Jill: Here, see?
Sei：嘿，你是对的。
Sei: Huh, you were right.
Sei：多谢！
Sei: Thanks!
【失误】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
Sei：瞧吧？我跟你说了这是Martini。这杯看起来一点都不像我心里想的那种东西。
Sei: See? I told you it was a Martini. This one doesn't look anything like what I had in mind.
Sei：但不管怎样，我还是要尝一下的。
Sei: But I'll try it, anyway.
【醉酒，酒精数量大于１１】
Sei：嘿，Ji……Ji…… *哈欠*。嘿，Jill……想听些有趣的故事吗？
Sei: Hey Ji... Ji... *yawn*. Hey Jill... wanna hear something funny?
Jill：当然想。
Jill: Sure.
Sei：有个叫……Jack的家伙，他是闪电……电电战部队的队长。
Sei: There's this... guy named Jack, he's the captain of one of the Blitz.. zzzkrieg Corps.
Sei：他的小队…… *哈欠* 都穿着由他亲自定制的装甲。
Sei: His squad is... *yawn* filled with suits he customized himself.
Sei：那些装甲的涂装是按照……扑扑扑 *哈欠* 扑克的花色做的。
Sei: They're all themed after su... ssssuits of *yawn* suits of cards.
Sei：嘿嘿……按花色涂成花色。
Sei: Heh... suits of suits.
Sei：他的装甲特别的花……花……花哨。他的面甲上有一道彩虹，而且他还穿着披风。
Sei: His armor is particularly flambo... flam... gaudy. His visor has a rainbow and he wears a cape.
Sei：他的“显眼闪电战部队”一直是个笑话，整个……整……个……
Sei: His "Jacker Blitzkrieg Corps" are the joke of the whole... the... whole...
Sei：……
Sei: ...
Jill：……？
Jill: ...?
Sei：……zzzzzzz。
Sei: ...zzzzzzz.
Jill：嚯……
Jill: Wow...
Jill：算了，我最好叫辆出租车把她……
Jill: Anyway, I better call a cab and-
Sei：有麻烦！
Sei: TROUBLE!
Jill：……那么，我不需要叫出租车了。
Jill: ...and now, I don't need to call a cab.
Jill：哦……我似乎要在她意识到自己把它丢在这儿之前，暂时保管她的头盔了。
Jill: Oh... but it looks like I'll be holding her helmet until she realizes she left it here.
Gillian：我这就去看下那个噪音是怎么回事！如果你听到我发出尖叫，立刻封锁酒吧的门！
Gillian: I'll go check that noise! If you hear me scream, lock down the bar!
Jill：路上小心。
Jill: Careful.
【清醒】
Sei：你猜怎么着？我打算过几天带一位朋友来这儿。
Sei: You know what? I think I'll bring a friend of mine here in a couple of days.
Jill：真的吗？为什么？
Jill: Really? Why?
Sei：我喜欢这间酒吧的气氛，我还想和她一起分享。
Sei: I like the feel of this place and I want to share it with her.
Sei：不过这样可能有些难度。毕竟她更热衷于更……呃，上等的地方。
Sei: It might be a bit difficult, though. She's more into, um... classier places.
Sei：并—并不是说这个地方有什么不好！但—但是……
Sei: N-Not that this place isn't nice! B-But...
Jill：不要介意，我了解自己工作的地方。
Jill: Don't worry, I know the kind of place I work in.
Sei：好—好的……
Sei: I-I see...
Sei：但情况应该不会太糟，我只需要——
Sei: But it shouldn't be too bad, I just need to-
Sei：那是什么声音？！
Sei: What was that?!
Jill：听起来像是爆炸声。
Jill: Sounded like an explosion.
Sei：我最好去查看一下。我已经付过账了，对吧？
Sei: I'd better check that. I paid you already, right?
Jill：没错，走吧。路上小心。
Jill: Yeah, go ahead. Be careful.
Sei：我会的！
Sei: I will!
Jill：她……忘了把头盔带走了。
Jill: She... left her helmet.
Jill：（好吧，如果她还会再来的话，我就替她保管一下。）
Jill: (Well, if she's coming back, I'll just hold it for her.)
Gillian：我这就去查看一下那个活见鬼的爆炸声到底是怎么回事。
Gillian: I'll go check what the everloving hell that explosion was.
Jill：路上小心。
Jill: Careful.
？？？：怎么了……？
???: What...?
Jill：（哦，她醒过来了。）
Jill: (Oh, she woke up.)
？？？：我—我这是在什么地方？这是哪儿？
???: W-Where am I? Where am I?!
Jill：晚上好，欢迎来到Valhalla。
Jill: Good evening and welcome to Valhalla.
Jill：（这可能算不上不是最理想的问候方式。）
Jill: (That might not have been the best thing to say.)
？？？：V—Valhalla？我死了吗？
???: V-Valhalla? Am I dead?
？？？：难—难道Ingus叔叔胡扯的“阴间看起来就像一间破烂的市区酒吧”是真的？
???: D-Does that mean that Uncle Ingus' ramblings about the afterlife looking like a shoddy downtown bar are true?
Jill：（我就知道会这样！）
Jill: (Called it!)
Jill：阴间？
Jill: Afterlife?
？？？：我还没死吗？
???: I'm not dead?
Jill：据我所知？没有。
Jill: As far as I can tell? No.
Jill：客观地说，我不知道死亡或阴间应该是什么样，但你还在呼吸呢，对吧？
Jill: To be fair, I don't know how death or the afterlife work exactly, but you're breathing, right?
？？？：……！！
???: ...!!
？？？：……
???: ...
？？？：……那好，我到底在什么鬼地方？
???: ...alright, then where the hell am I?
？？？：我是怎么来到这儿的？！谁把我带过来的？！你们打算对我做什么？！
???: How did I get here?! Who brought me here?! What were you planning to do with me?!
？？？：你们是贩卖人体器官的？！抢劫犯？！强奸犯？！扒手？！你们是扒手对不对？！
???: Are you organ traffickers?! Robbers?! Rapists?! Pickpockets?! You're pickpockets, aren't you?!
？？？：为—为—为什么你什么都不说？！
???: W-W-Why aren't you saying anything?!
Jill：我是在等候你发泄完全部的忧虑。否则你只会……
Jill: I'm waiting for you to vent your worries. Otherwise you'll just...
？？？：你们是强奸犯，对不对？！强奸犯！你们全是强奸犯！！
???: You're rapists, aren't you?! RAPISTS! THE WHOLE LOT OF YOU!!
？？？：你们想撕碎我的衣服，把我打到不省人事，对我做惨绝人寰的事情之后再残酷地杀掉我，对不对？！
???: You wanna tear my clothes, beat me unconscious, have your horrible way with me and then brutally murder me, don't you?!
？？？：在我倒地抽搐的同时，你们还要侵（＿（：з」∠）＿）犯我身体的每个（＿（：з」∠）＿）洞，对不对？！
???: All while still violating every hole in my body as I lay there twitching, DON'T YOU?!
？？？：杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉 杀掉
???: MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER MURDER
Jill：……打断我要说的。
Jill: ...interrupt me.
Jill：（好吧，这样下去也不是办法，不妨调一杯看看能不能让她冷静下来……或是泼在她脸上。）
Jill: (Well, this is going nowhere, let's see if I can get a drink to calm her down... or to throw at her face.)
？？？：那—那是什么东西？！
???: W-What is that?!
Jill：一杯酒。你在一间酒吧里。而酒吧要为您上酒。
Jill: A drink. You're in a bar. Bars serve drinks.
？？？：一间……酒吧？
???: A... Bar?
Jill：我想应该给你一杯有助于冷静下来的东西。别担心，这杯我请。
Jill: So I figured I should give you something to help you calm down. Don't worry, it's on the house.
？？？：“冷静下来”？你往里加了什么料？迷（＿（：з」∠）＿）奸药？海豚毒？南瓜？
???: To "calm down"? What did you spice it up with? Roofies? TTX? Pumpkins?
Jill：天—天呐，别……我连想都没想过。
Jill: G-God no... I wouldn't even think of it.
？？？：你的结巴显得非常可疑，你知道吗？
???: Your stuttering makes you suspicious, you know?
Jill：如果我敢在你的酒里加那些东西的话，他们会扣光我的薪水和小费的。
Jill: If I ever added anything like that to your drink, they'd dock my pay and tips.
Jill：更别提我还得亲自承担诉讼费用。
Jill: Not to mention I'd have to pay any lawsuits myself.
Jill：那还是理想的情况。此外我还可能会被炒掉，领不到失业救济金，或是去坐牢。
Jill: And that's the best case scenario. I could get fired and lose benefits or go to jail.
Jill：相信我吧，BTC巴不得能抓到犯下那等重罪的人呢。
Jill: And trust me, the BTC LOVES to catch anyone who commits that particular felony.
Jill：他们会通过清理门户的举措，自豪地宣扬企业的正面形象。
Jill: They'd show themselves all proud for a hefty PR boost.
Jill：光是想想自己可能遭遇那一套就会……
Jill: And the thought of going through all that is just...
Jill：*冷颤不已*
Jill: *BRRRRRRRR*
？？？：就算你那么说……
???: Even if you say that...
Jill：这么着吧。
Jill: Let's do something.
Jill：如果你出门，向左走，路过三家商店，你就能看到一家便利店。
Jill: If you go outside, and head just three businesses to the left, you'll find a convenience store.
Jill：那家店出售针对饮料的毒品测试剂。告诉收银员是Dana Zane派你来的。
Jill: They sell drug tests for drinks. Tell the cashier that Dana Zane sent you.
？？？：哼……
???: Hmph...
Gillian：两辆飞行汽车相撞导致爆炸。那就是噪音的来源。
Gillian: Two flying cars crashed and went boom. That's why it was so noisy.
Jill：造成什么损害了吗？
Jill: Any damage?
Gillian：在街上开了一个洞，不知道司机或其他人怎么样了。
Gillian: A hole in the street, dunno about the drivers or anything.
Jill：了解。
Jill: I see.
Gillian：顺便，我觉得我已经搞定卫生间了。
Gillian: Either way, I think I'm done here.
Jill：你检查过存放手纸的储物柜里面了吗？
Jill: Did you check inside the toilet paper's locker?
Gillian：我这就…… 我的天呐！
Gillian: What about i-... OH MY GOD!
Gillian：怎么搞的？！为什么？！怎么会这样？！
Gillian: How?! Why?! W-How?!
？？？：我回来了。不过那儿的店员起初是打算给我绷带来着。
???:I'm back. He tried to give me bandages at first though.
Jill：他没让你付钱吧？
Jill: Did you have to pay?
？？？：没有……
???: No...
Jill：那就没问题了。试着把测试剂放进酒里吧。
Jill: No problem then. Try it on the drink.
？？？：……
???: ...
？？？：结果是阴性。
???: Says negative.
Jill：你瞧吧。
Jill: There you go.
？？？：但你可能是和那家店的店员串通好了。他甚至都知道你的名字！
???: But you could be in cahoots with the clerk in the store. He even knew your name!
Jill：有道理，但首先：那不是我的名字。那是我Boss的名字。
Jill: Good point, but first of all: It's not my name. It's my boss'.
Jill：其次，我们基本上都是连锁店的一部分。相当于麻辣鸡那样的酒吧。
Jill: Second, we are pretty much part of a chain. Sorta like the Spicy Chicken of bars.
Jill：最后，我没有强迫你喝这个。之所以提供给你，只是为了表示和平的诚意。
Jill: And finally, I'm not making you drink this. I offered it to you as a sign of peace.
Jill：就算我承认，你是对的。确实我表现得很可疑。抱歉。
Jill: I mean, you ARE right. It IS indeed suspicious on my part. Sorry.
Jill：你完全可以无视这杯，走出门外，忘记刚才发生的一切。
Jill: You can just ignore the drink, go through that door, and forget this ever hAppened.
Jill：结局皆大欢喜。你安然无恙，大家都毫发无损。
Jill: That would be it. You're at peace and nothing of value would be lost.
？？？：……
???: ...
？？？：你是想说因为遭到了我的无视，就会有什么东西失去价值吗？
???: Are you implying something won't have value because I ignored it?
？？？：你是在说我的存在无关紧要，就算我无动于衷，也不会有什么不同吗？
???: Are you saying my presence is so unimportant that my lack of action will yield no difference?!
Jill：呃—呃？
Jill: E-Eh?
？？？：至于那杯酒呢？！你就这么放任自己的劳动成果被轻描淡写地浪费掉吗？
???: And what about the drink?! Are you gonna let this fruit of your work go to waste so easily?!
Jill：不，我……
Jill: No, I...
？？？：好，我要让你知道，我没那么无足轻重，而你的工作有意义的！
???: Well, I'll let you know I'm not that unimportant and that your work does matter!
Jill：唔……你不该喝得那么快的。
Jill: Um... not sure you should drink it all so fast.
？？？：……
???: ...
Jill：那么，味道如何？
Jill: So, how was it?
【甜饮】
？？？：还好吧，我觉得……
???: It was good, I guess...
？？？：确实有助于让我冷静一点。
???: It'll help me calm down a bit, I think.
【苦味酒】
？？？：*咳嗽* 酒劲太强了……你觉得这能让我冷静下来？
???: *cough* Too strong... did you think this would calm me down?
Jill：呃……
Jill: Um...
【除了上述提到的两种口味的其他酒】
？？？：唔……
???: Hm...
？？？：还行吧，但这不是我平时会点的东西。
???: It was fine, but not something I'd order normally.
？？？：……
???: ...
Jill：你还好吗？
Jill: Are you alright?
？？？：……还好。你说的是真的。刚才很抱歉。
???: ...yeah. I guess you were telling the truth. Sorry about that.
Jill：没关系。换成是我的话，我也可能会做出同样的反应的。
Jill: No problem. If I were you, I'd have probably reacted the same way.
Jill：我也该为刚才提出的批评道歉，我不是有意的。
Jill: I should apologize for my last comment too, it came out as insensitive.
？？？：我还要再多呆一会儿；我需要整理一下自己的想法。
???: I guess I'll stay for a while; I need to get my thoughts in order.
？？？：你能告诉我我是怎么到这儿来的吗？
???: Can you tell me how I got here?
Jill：我的Boss发现你不省人事，为了保护你，就把你带过来了。
Jill: My boss found you unconscious and brought you here for safekeeping.
Jill：然——后——你就一直睡着，直到外面发生撞车事故。
Jill: Aaaaand you were asleep until that car crash outside.
？？？：我—我明白了……
???: I-I see...
？？？：我认为从这里醒来，远比在街上被扒光衣服、尊严和/或器官要强多了。
???: I guess it's better to wake up here than on the streets, stripped of clothes, dignity, and/or organs.
？？？：……
???: ...
Jill：你是怎么落得不省人事的？太疲劳了？还是生病了？
Jill: How did you fall unconscious? Were you tired? Sick?
？？？：我觉得自己是病了……但还是不要谈这个了。?
??: I guess I'm sick... but I'd rather not talk about it.
Jill：好的。
Jill: Of course.
Jill：……这么说吧。今晚你喝的都由我们免费供应。
Jill: ...I'll tell you what. Your drinks are on the house tonight.
？？？：你们为什么要这么做？
???: Why would you do that?
Jill：就当是本店全体员工为给你带来的麻烦而致歉。
Jill: Consider it an apology on behalf of everyone here for all the trouble we've caused you.
Jill：此外，我感觉你现在可能还需要再喝点别的。
Jill: Also, something tells me you might need another drink right now.
？？？：是啊，你的感觉很准。
???: Yeah, you might be right.
？？？：好吧，那我就接受你的提议。我要一杯男钢琴师（Piano Man）。
???: Okay then, I'll take you on your offer. I'll have a Piano Man.
Jill：你真能喝吗？
Jill: Will you be fine?
？？？：没问题的，刚才那杯我是一口喝光的，而这一杯我打算好好品尝。
???: Yeah, I just gulped the last one, so I wanna enjoy this one.
Jill：马上就好。
Jill: Coming right up then.
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
？？？：没错。要的就是这个。
???: Yeah. This is the one.
？？？：我父亲过去常喝这个，直到有个真正的钢琴师试图杀掉他。
???: My dad used to drink these before an actual pianist attempted to kill him.
Jill：他做了什么？我是说，你父亲做了什么事才把那位钢琴师惹成那样？
Jill: What did he do? Your dad, I mean. To provoke the pianist like that.
？？？：算是在错误的时间出现在了错误的地点吧，我觉得。
???: Wrong place at the wrong time, I guess.
？？？：他不过是在一间酒吧休息，突然那个钢琴师就跳下舞台，开始殴打他。
???: He was relaxing in a bar when suddenly the pianist leapt off the stage and started punching him.
？？？：据说他是没按时吃药，外加我父亲长得像是一位曾激烈批评过他的乐评人。
???: Some say he was off his meds and that my dad looked like some music critic that had bashed him.
？？？：我仍然坚持自己的观点，他不过是太兴奋罢了。爵士乐就是有着这样的魔力。
???: I still hold my stance that he just got too excited. Jazz does that to you.
Jill：我明白了……
Jill: I see...
Jill：Piano Man这种酒有个有趣的故事。
Jill: The Piano Man has an interesting story.
Jill：起初，它是由一位调酒师为纪念自己刚离世的钢琴师朋友而创造的。
Jill: It was originally created by a bartender in honor of a pianist friend of his that had just died.
Jill：就配方来看，它混合了那位朋友最喜欢的全部味道。
Jill: Apparently, it mixes all the flavors said friend liked the most.
？？？：哦，那真不错。
???: Oh, that's nice.
【女钢琴师】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
？？？：但你把钢琴师的性别搞错了……
???: Misgendered that Pianist, though...
？？？：别跟我说你和我妈一样，有一套“男孩子就应该怎么样”，“女孩子就应该怎么样”的政见。
???: Don't tell me you're like my mom with her politics about what's "for boys" and what's "for girls".
？？？：那种思维方式导致她给我买了一个色情的可脱人偶，当年我才，大概，五岁。
???: That line of thinking led to her buying me an erotic cast-off figure when I was, like, five.
Jill：色情的可脱人偶？
Jill: Erotic cast-off figure?
？？？：大体如此，那是一个做足了细节的PVC人像，有着可脱的衣服。
???: Basically, a REALLY detailed sort-of PVC statue with clothes you can take off.
？？？：她买的时候还以为“嘿，不过是另一种洋娃娃罢了。”
???: She bought it thinking "Hey, it's just another doll."
？？？：……之后她还为自己辩解说“总之，你迟早是要了解自己的身体的。”
???: ...and then justified it by saying something like "Well, you'll have to learn about your body sooner or later."
？？？：……时至今日，我仍然希望自己能拥有GLO—RI—A—sama那样的身材。
???: ...I still wish I had GLO-RI-A-sama's body.
Jill：我—我明白了……
Jill: I-I see...
Jill：（那是谁？还有，sama到底是什么意思？）
Jill: (Who? And what the hell is a "sama"?)
【失误】
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
？？？：这杯可不是男钢琴师（Piano Man）……甚至不是女钢琴师（Piano Woman）。因为是免费供应，你就以为随便上什么都行吗？
???: This is not a Piano Man... or even a Piano Woman. Are you giving me whatever you please because it's free?
？？？：好吧，你还挺有礼貌的，所以这次就算了。
???: Well, you're being polite enough, so I'll let it pass this time.
Jill：那就……
Jill: Right...
Jill：(抱歉。)
Jill: (Sorry.)
？？？：原来这就是在辛勤工作一天之后，再喝上一杯小酒的感觉。
???: So this is how it feels to go for a drink at the end of a long hard day at work.
？？？：我不知道自己愿不愿意接受我已经喜欢上这种感觉的事实。
???: I'm not sure if I like the fact that I'm falling into that.
Jill：你在哪里工作？这位小姐……怎么称呼？
Jill: Where do you work? Miss...
Kim：叫我Kim就好。
Kim: Call me Kim.
Kim：我还不知道该不该称其为“工作”，我只不过是个实习生罢了。
Kim: I don't know if I can say I "work" yet, though. I'm still just an intern.
Jill：我能打听下是在哪儿吗？
Jill: Can I ask where?
Kim：你听说过一份名为“The Augmented Eye”的报纸吗？
Kim: Have you heard of a newspaper called "The Augmented Eye"?
Jill：我每天早晨都会读。事实上，Donovan D. Dawson早些时候就来过这里。
Jill: I read it every morning. In fact, Donovan D. Dawson was here earlier.
Kim：……我就知道我闻到的是他那股恶心的古龙水味。
Kim: ...I knew I smelled his nasty cologne.
Kim：那个王八蛋无论到哪儿都会留下他的恶臭。
Kim: That bastard leaves his reek wherever he goes.
Jill：你相信我说的？
Jill: So, you believe me?
Kim：我相信。
Kim: I do.
Kim：天呐，你是不知道我有多恨那头沙文猪。
Kim: God, you have no idea how much I hate that chauvinistic horseblower.
Jill：*噗* *清嗓子*
Jill: *pffft* *ahem*
Jill：真是尖刻的评论……
Jill: Harsh words...
Kim：最糟糕的是，我还多少有些钦佩他办事的方式。
Kim: The worst part is that I kind of admire the way he does stuff.
Kim：他逼迫别人为自己办事的力度是如此强硬，以致于人们经常在照办之后，还没意识到发生了什么。
Kim: He's so forceful about the things he wants that people have it done before they realize what's going on.
Kim：他甚至还逼迫过一个外送批萨的男孩去做服务器维护。
Kim: He even got a pizza delivery boy to work server maintenance.
Kim：就这么干了一整周，直到批萨店来问他到底跑哪儿去了。
Kim: A full week passed before the pizza shop asked where the hell he was.
Kim：你会相信吗？尽管之前完全没有相关经验，那孩子居然娴熟掌握了服务器维护技术。
Kim: And would you believe it? The guy became decent at server maintenance, despite having no previous experience.
Kim：那确实挺令人钦佩的，但与此同时，我还是对他恨之入骨！呃啊！
Kim: It's kinda admirable, but at the same time I hate his guts! UGH!
Kim：光是想到我还得为他工作，就……啊！
Kim: Knowing that I have to work for him, it's... AGH!
Jill：那你为什么还要在那儿工作？
Jill: Why are you working there, then?
Kim：……
Kim: ...
Jill：我问了什么不该问的问题吗？
Jill: Did I ask something I shouldn't have?
Kim：没—没有………别介意。但我还是不想谈论那个话题。
Kim: N-No... don't fret about it. I'd rather not talk about it, though.
Jill：那好吧。
Jill: Fair enough.
Kim：你叫什么名字，调酒师？
Kim: What's your name, bartender?
Jill：叫我Jill吧。
Jill: Call me Jill.
Kim：做调酒师很难吗，Jill？
Kim: Is it hard to be a bartender, Jill?
Jill：我觉得就像在别的地方做厨师一样难吧。
Jill: I guess it's as hard as being a cook somewhere.
Jill：你需要在保证走好过场的同时，尽力提供高品质的服务。
Jill: You keep going through the motions while trying to provide something of quality.
Jill：除此之外，还得伺候好顾客点单时的古怪念头。
Jill: All while answering the whimsy of people's orders.
Jill：我觉得最困难的部分是处理一些顾客可能会残留的化学危害品。为什么要问这个？
Jill: I think the hardest part is dealing with the chemical hazards some people might leave behind. Why?
Kim：我曾经考虑过想成为调酒师……
Kim: At one point I thought about being a bartender...
Kim：……但我又害怕他们会强迫我做穿着暴露的衣服跳舞之类的事情。
Kim: ...but I was afraid they'd make me wear skimpy clothes and dance or something.
Jill：（又来这套了……）
Jill: (Here we go again...)
Jill：好吧，那个取决于你在什么地方工作，明白吗？
Jill: Well, it depends on where you start working, you know?
Jill：我觉得自己挺幸运的，毕竟Valhalla没变成一个由留着爆炸头的DJ引领全场的蹩脚迪厅。
Jill: I guess I was lucky Valhalla didn't end up being a tacky disco overseen by a DJ with an afro.
Jill：Boss只想经营一个舒适的地方。
Jill: My boss just wanted a comfy place, I think.
Kim：你的老板听起来是个挺有意思的人。毕竟她还为安全着想把我带到了这个地方。
Kim: Your boss sounds like an interesting person. What with wanting to put me somewhere safe and all that.
Jill：她超有意思的！她又酷又冷静，但是在对什么表示激动的时候，又毫不犹豫。
Jill: She is! She's so cool and collected, but has no qualms about showing excitement about stuff.
Jill：当然，她在过去的几天里确实是有点紧张……
Jill: Sure, she's been a bit tense the last couple of days...
Jill：但即便如此，当你和她在一起的时候，就会感到一切都尽在掌握之中。
Jill: But even then, when you're with her everything just feels under control.
Jill：她还有一只机械手臂。我不知道她怎么换上的，但是……
Jill: She also has this mechanical arm. I have no idea how she got it, but...
Kim：……呵。
Kim: ...heh.
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：……抱歉，我兴奋过头了。
Jill: ...sorry, I got carried away.
Kim：看到你颠覆了一直坚持的“贤明的调酒师”形象，还是挺有意思的。
Kim: It was fun to see you break the "wise bartender" character you're using here.
Jill：（我有那么做吗？）
Jill: (I do that?)
Kim：真希望能和你的老板见面，当面向她致谢。
Kim: It'd be nice to meet this boss of yours sometime and thank her.
Jill：要不我现在去叫她？看到你安然无恙她会很高兴的。
Jill: Shall I call her? She'd be glad to know you're okay.
Kim：哦，不用了，我不该那么打扰她的。
Kim: Oh no, I shouldn't pester her that way.
Kim：另外，天色已晚，我也不想借机这么占你的便宜。
Kim: And besides, it's getting late and I don't want to abuse your generosity.
Jill：你还可以再点一杯的，虽然我不知道你能承受多少酒精。
Jill: You can ask for another one, although I don't know how much alcohol you can handle.
Kim：我感觉自己还能再喝一杯。请给我来一杯Brandtini。
Kim: I think I can handle another drink. One Brandtini, please.
Jill：马上就好。
Jill: Coming right up.
Jill：请用。
Jill: Here.
Kim：嗯，这个果然没错。
Kim: Yup, this seems like the stuff.
Kim：干杯！
Kim: Cheers!
【失误】
Jill：请慢用。
Jill: Here you go.
Kim：我觉得自己不该抱怨这个，毕竟这是免费供应的，但是……
Kim: I don't think I can complain about this, what with the drink being free and all, but...
Kim：我点的并不是这个。
Kim: This isn't my order.
Kim：哦，算了……干杯！
Kim: Oh well... cheers!
【醉酒，酒精数大于８】
Kim：*清嗓子* *咳嗽* *清嗓子*
Kim: *ahem* *cough* *ahem*
Jill：呃……你还好吗？
Jill: Um... are you alright?
Kim：还好，只是有点…… *清嗓子* 头晕。
Kim: Yeah, just a bit... *ahem* dizzy.
Jill：你这么清嗓子是为了……？
Jill: And you're clearing your throat?
Kim：这样…… *咳嗽* 能让我集中一点注意力。
Kim: It... *cough* helps me focus a bit.
Kim：……嗯，我好多了。
Kim: ...yeah. I'm better now.
Kim：嘿，Jill，你是在和其他女性共事吗？
Kim: Hey Jill, do you work with other women?
Jill：我为一位女性工作，但我仅有的一位同事是男性，为什么问这个？
Jill: I work FOR a woman, but my only co-worker is male, why?
Kim：你这个走运的小妖精。呃……我是说……你—你都不知道自己生活在怎样的天堂里。
Kim: You LUCKY bitch. Err... I mean... y-you have no idea the heaven you live in.
Kim：在我刚开始实习的时候，所有实习生都是女性。
Kim: When I started my internship, every intern was female.
Kim：你尝试过为更好的前景与许多女性竞争的滋味吗？她们可是永不放弃的。
Kim: Have you ever tried competing with women for a good spot? They are relentless.
Jill：你尝试过和她们交上朋友吗？
Jill: Have you tried making friends with any of them?
Kim：朋友？！那些贱人可不是来交朋友的，她们是来吸血的！
Kim: FRIENDS?! Those cunts aren't in it for friendship, they're out for BLOOD!
Kim：呃……抱—抱歉，我是说……
Kim: Err... s-sorry, I mean...
Kim：有一天，我被分配了一项任务，于是当天我为自己的努力而得到的回报就是被锁在卫生间里一下午。
Kim: The other day I got an assignment, and all I got for my efforts was an afternoon spent locked in the bathroom.
Kim：至于另一次？我的主管夸奖了我那次？我至今还没找到自己的手提包呢。
Kim: And this other time? When our supervisor praised me? I'm still looking for my briefcase.
Kim：呃啊！有些时候我只想把那群贱人全都扔进下水道之类的地方。
Kim: UGH! Sometimes I just want to take all those bitches and throw them in the sewers or something.
Kim：让那群蜥蜴人吃自己的肝脏去吧。
Kim: Let the Lizardmen feast on their livers.
Kim：我已经对处理那些烂事感到厌倦了。
Kim: I'm just so tired of having to deal with that.
Kim：厌倦了要被迫容忍那群人……
Kim: Tired of having to put up with them...
Kim：厌倦了……厌倦了……
Kim: Tired... tired...
Kim：唔唔……
Kim: Mmm...
Jill：拜托，不要睡在这里。需要我为你叫一辆出租车吗？
Jill: No sleeping here, please. Do you want me to call you a cab?
Kim：能劳驾你帮忙吗？
Kim: Would you be so kind?
Jill：……
Jill: ...
Jill：嘿，我是Jill，能给我们派辆出租车过来吗？
Jill: Hey, it's Jill, can you send us a cab?
Jill：顾客是谁？稍等一下。
Jill: The client? Just a second.
Jill：嘿，Kim，我需要你的全名。
Jill: Hey Kim, I'm gonna need your full name.
Kim：Kimberly……La Vallette……
Kim: Kimberly... La Vallette...
Jill：嚯，好华丽的名字。
Jill: Wow, what a flowery name.
Jill：Kimberly La Vallette……不，我不知道该怎么拼写……不，她已经困得不行，回答不了。
Jill: Kimberly La Vallette... no, I have no idea how to spell it... no, she's too sleepy to answer that.
Jill：好……没问题。多谢。
Jill: Ok... fine. Thanks a lot.
Jill：他们一会儿就到……
Jill: They'll be here in...
Kim：……zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz。
Kim: ...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Jill：……一会儿就到。
Jill: ...a minute.
Jill：（她今天肯定经历了不少事情。）
Jill: (She's been through a lot today, I guess.)
Gillian：嘿，Jill，卫生间清理完毕了。我要下班了。
Gillian: Hey Jill, bathroom's done. I'm leaving.
Jill：出门时顺便带La Vallette小姐坐进她的出租车里，拜托。
Jill: Guide Miss La Vallette to her cab on your way out, please.
Gillian：哦，她醒过来了？
Gillian: Oh, she woke up?
Jill：然后又睡过去了。
Jill: And fell asleep again.
Gillian：没问题，乐意为顾客效劳。
Gillian: Sure, anything for a client.
Gillian：打扰了，小姐，请配合我带你上出租车。
Gillian: Excuse me Miss, please help me walk you to your cab.
Kim：*嘟囔* 扒手…… *嘟囔*
Kim: *mumble* Pickpockets... *mumble*
