洋洋大桥12

写在前面的话

1.本文纯属虚构，仅仅作为娱乐向

2.本文为纯英文，如有错误敬请指出（文后有中文翻译）

3.本文的噩梦内容为紫色文字（可能有不合理成分，敬请谅解，并在评论区给出合理说明） 

Until 11:00 p.m., I received a call.

“Hello, is that George C? This is EEC, your interview teacher. The grade has come. You can look up on our official website.” a sweet voice told me.

“Yes, it’s George C. I am going to look up.” I got up and turned-on laptop.

“Then, don’t hang up.” EEC smiled.

I looked up the grade list. I looked up carefully.

I FAILED THE EXAM!!!

I finally found that my Comprehensive exam is so good，but my first exam was so poor.

“I am so sorry，I fail the exam.”I said with pity.

“Don’t be afraid. Your grade is good. The reason you fail the exam is your first exam is really poor. There are too many high grade students. I felt pity too.”EEC comforted me.

“You may had nightmare，or you may cry. No problem，but remember，after tear or nightmare，you must go ahead.”

I stayed calm and asked her：“Can you lead me to somewhere bleak？I want to have many stories.”

“Maybe not，while dreaming，you know everything. Now you can release your mood.”

I called to my parents. They believed me that I can choose a better school or research center. 

“Have a good rest.”My dad told me smoothly.

I left hotel and stood the alpha bridge. The outside is much colder than usual.

“Cold enough to chill my bones. It feels like I don't know you anymore.” I heard someone sang Maroon 5’s Cold.

“Well，I am lonely.”I returned to hotel alone.

After bathing quickly，I felt sleepy.

Then a bad dream came to my mind.

 

 

I received a letter，which was told me that I would be trialed.The crime was that I studied too poorly and led a studying madman to create wars.

I accepted calmly.

I shaved beard completely. After all，I wanted to be elegant forever.

Then I sat on the bed，I decided to wear women black suit，black dress and women pantyhose to accept the horrible trial. Because I am thin，and I know women's dress. Most importantly, I believe that this outfit perfectly matches the temperament of my trial.

Three days later，in a cold morning ，I changed the clothes to wait those detectives to arrest me. Few minutes later，I was caught and trialed by those detectives.

The trial place was set on Alpha bridge. Some guards blocked the bridge with desks and chairs. Many people were watching me.

When I heard the final sentence，I confessed to the crime.

“Execution begins!” The presiding judge announced strictly.

Few seconds later，I was pricked by injector，the injector prinked to my neck. I found something was injected into my body.

I shouted painfully：“YANG YANG BRIDGE, IT IS WORTHY!” Then I fell with weakness.

At the same time, another executioner used an electric gun to shock me  and picked up the gun to strike my head.

I felt a tall and handsome executioner shot to me with a pistol. （In fact，he just walked towards me and used a AK-12 to shoot the sky. then he announced execution over.）and unconscious quickly.

8 hours later，I was sent to a very distant hill.

When I woke up，I was lying on bunches of flowers and I was caught in the small rain.

I found that my clothes were changed to Timberland Hiking suit

I talked over：“Where is this？Astana？Teheran？Or Novosibirsk？ ”

EEC sent me a backpack，which was filled with food，tool and emergency kit.

“None of the places you mentioned. In fact，it is far from Novosibirsk. Now，you should go adventure alone，and find the real yourself. As for Your women clothes，well，you will find if you did it.”EEC smiled and winked，then she went away.

“Ah？I…I…”I stood up in rain.

So, I walked alone and sought something key engineering material. Luckily, I found it.

Along the journey，I saved two girls，and two girls saved my spirit，and girls talked to me.

Then we had a rest in a town. During the talk，I cried loudly. They conformed me the whole night.

After crying，everything smiled to me，including the sun. My mood has become particularly good.

When sunshine came，I woke up. Then I continued attending the interviews.

 

 

 

One month later，I was admitted by an excellent university.

I called to rich woman Mrs. H.

“Wow，excellent！your hardness made a perfect result. Though the school was very far from your home. My work is worthy. Your efforts are even more admirable.”

“Would you to have an afternoon tea with us 7 days later, if you have spared time？”she typed keyboard and thought for a while，then asked.

“Sure，I would like to.”I agreed，then I booked the tickle quickly.

7 days later，I wore women suit and carried a women single shoulder bag，and flew to Vita to find her.

After arriving rich woman Mrs. H. ‘s little house，I saw her and some colleagues were here.

My classmates drove white Passat B2 and red Passat B3 came to the house.

“Welcome！” Mrs. H and some colleagues celebrated me.

“Today some classmates were admitted by some excellent universities.”one colleagues celebrated.

We talked for a very short time. During the afternoon tea，we ate cakes，biscuits and macaroon much.

My friend，Iklle told me：“I am admitted by an excellent university，too.”

I looked,she wore white shirt and blue jeans. In my mind, that is my ideal type. She has high EQ, and always get good grades, and she is cute as Hello kitty.

“Iklle！You won！Iklle YES！”

People laughed happily. “I thought it is AMD YES!”classmate Wookens said and raised his cup.

“Nothing much.” Iklle said honestly.

 

 

 

After afternoon tea, Mrs. H found me:” Go to my yard, and take a seat first.”

I took a seat and her colleagues came too.

“What else do you want to ask or want to say? “A handsome man asked and shake the cup.

I realized that the handsome man was my former teacher. He put on a glasses wore a green baseball uniform and black trousers.

“Thank you very much. Mr. W. You helped a lot too. I will continue study hard.”

“Look, if you study harder than me, you will get more money. You know, many people call me rich woman. And you bought my thesis too.” Mrs. H. taught me patiently.

Every teachers laughed：“You really like buying our theses.”

I was so touched.

“In my mind，you are a bridge. You lead students to go through the post-graduate bridge. You told me many post-graduate students still love you after graduating.”

I said，and looked out of fence.

“Well，I hope you can build your bridge. Remember，Studying is always the first. And we must firmly believe to Marxist ideology and practice it for a lifetime”

“Meanwhile，I hope you will be scientist and make more contribution” Mr. Y said quickly and thumbed up.

Finally, Mrs. H Shaked hands with me： “Finally we will be bridges，and we will set an example for future post-graduate students.”

My mind played this weird song：“Yang yang bridge, Yang yang bridge. I want to be a beautiful bridge. Before being this bridge, I should study more knowledge.” 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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直到晚上11点，我才接到一个电话。

“喂，是乔治·C吗?”我是EEC，你们的面试老师。成绩到了。你可以在我们的官方网站上查询。一个甜美的声音告诉我。

“是的，我是乔治·C。我现在去看看。”我站起来，打开笔记本电脑。

“那么，别挂电话。”EEC笑了。

我查了一下成绩表。我小心地抬起头来。

我考试不及格!!

我终于发现，我的综合考试这么好，但我的初试特别差。

“我很抱歉，我考试不及格。”我带着遗憾地说。

“不要害怕。你的成绩很好。你考试不及格的原因是你的第一次考试真的很差。高分学生太多了。我也感到可惜。”EEC安慰我。

“你可能会做噩梦，也可能会哭。没问题，但请记住，在眼泪还是噩梦之后，你都必须勇往直前。”

我冷静地问她:“你能带我去一个荒凉的地方吗?我想有很多故事。”

“也许不行，做梦的时候，你什么都知道。现在你可以释放你的情绪了。”

我打电话给父母。他们相信我可以选择更好的学校或研究中心。

“好好休息。”我爸平静地告诉我。

我离开旅馆，站在阿尔法桥上。外面比平时冷多了。

“Cold enough to chill my bones. It feels like I don't know you anymore.”我听到有人在唱魔力红乐队的《Cold》。

“嗯，我很孤独。”我独自回到旅馆。

很快洗完澡后，我感到困了。

然后一个噩梦出现在我的脑海里。

 

 

 

我收到一封信，信上说我将受到审判。罪名是学习太差且带领学习疯子制造战争。

我淡定接受了。

我完全剃光了胡子。毕竟，我想永远保持优雅的形象。

然后我坐在床上，我思来想去，决定穿女式的黑色西装，黑色连衣裙和女式的连裤袜来接受可怕的审判。因为我很瘦，而且我知道女人的穿着。最重要的是，我认为这身衣服很符合我被审判的气质。

三天后，在一个寒冷的早晨，我换好那套衣服，静静等着他们抓我。几分钟后我就被那些侦探抓住并审判了。

审判地点设在阿尔法桥。一些警卫用桌椅堵住了桥。很多人都在看着我。

当我听到最后一句话时，我承认了罪行。

“处刑开始！”审判长严厉地说。

几秒钟后，我被注射器扎了一下，注射器扎到了我的脖子上。我感到有东西注射进我的体内。

我痛苦地喊道:“洋洋大桥，值了!”然后我虚弱地倒下了。

同时，另外一位处刑官用电击枪电击我，并往我头上猛击。

我感到一位高大帅气的处刑官用手枪向我开枪，把我击毙。(事实上，他只是朝我走来，用AK-12向天空射击。然后他宣布处刑完毕)，很快就失去了知觉。

8小时后，我被送到了一个非常遥远的山上。

当我醒来时，我躺在鲜花上，淋着小雨。

我发现我的衣服被换成了天伯伦登山服。

我念叨着:“这是哪里? 阿斯塔纳？德黑兰？还是新西伯利亚?”

EEC老师给我一个背包，里面装满了食物、工具和急救包。

“你说的那些地方都不是。事实上，它离新西伯利亚很远。现在，你应该独自去冒险，去发现真实的自己。至于你的女装，嗯，你会发现如果你做到了。”EEC微微一笑，眨眨眼，然后走开了。

“啊?我……我……”我站在雨中。

于是，我独自行走，寻找了一些关键的工程材料。幸运的是，我找到了。

一路上，我救了两个女孩，两个女孩救了我的灵魂，女孩们和我聊了一路。

然后我们仨在小镇上休息一个晚上。在谈话中，我大声地哭了。她们整晚安慰了我。

哭过之后，一切都对我微笑，包括太阳。我的心情变得特别好。

 

 

 

当阳光来临时，我醒了。然后我继续参加面试。

 

 

 

一个月后，我被一所优秀的大学录取了。

我打电话给富婆H夫人。

“哇,太好了!你的坚韧铸就了完美的结果。虽然学校离你家很远。我的工作是值得的。你的努力更加值得敬佩。”

“7天后，如果你有时间，你愿意和我们一起喝下午茶吗?”她敲着键盘沉思录一会，问。

“当然，我愿意。”我同意了,然后很快订了飞机票。

7天后，我穿着女式西装，背着女式单肩包，飞到维塔市去找她。

到达富婆H太太的小房子后，我看到她和一些同事在这里。

我的同学开着白色的帕萨特B2和红色的帕萨特B3来她家。

“欢迎!”H太太和一些同事为我庆祝。

“今天一些同学被一些优秀的大学录取了。一位同事欢呼道。

我们谈了很短的时间。下午茶的时候，我们吃了很多蛋糕、饼干和杏仁饼。

我的朋友Iklle告诉我:“我也被一所优秀的大学录取了。”

我看了看，她穿着白衬衫和蓝色牛仔裤。在我看来，这就是我的理想型。她情商很高，成绩总是很好，她跟凯蒂猫一样可爱。

“Iklle !你赢了!Iklle YES!”

人们笑得很开心。“我以为是AMD，YES!” Wookens同学说着举起了杯子。

“没什么。”Iklle诚实地说。

 

 

 

下午茶过后，H太太找到我:“到我家院子里去，先坐下。”

我坐了下来，她的同事们也来了。

“你还想问什么或者想说什么?”一个英俊的男人摇晃着杯子问道。

我意识到那个英俊的男人是我以前的老师。他戴上眼镜，穿着绿色棒球服和黑色裤子。

“非常感谢。W先生，你也帮了不少忙。我会继续努力学习。”

“看，如果你学习比我努力，你会得到更多的钱。很多人都叫我富婆。你还买了我的论文，懂的都懂。”H夫人耐心地教导我。

大家开心地笑了：“原来你这么喜欢买我们的学术论文呐。”

我很感动。

“在我心中，你是一座桥。你引导学生通过研究生的桥梁。你还告诉我，很多毕业后的研究生还喜欢你。”我说着，向栅栏外望去。

“好吧，我希望你能建好你的桥。记住，学习永远是第一位。并且一定要信仰马克思主义思想，并践行终生。”

“同时，我希望你成为一名科学家，做出更多的贡献。”Y先生迅速地竖起大拇指说。

最后，H太太和我握了握手:“最后，我们将成为桥梁，为未来的研究生树立个榜样。”

我的脑海里响起了这首奇怪的歌:“洋洋大桥，洋洋大桥。我想成为一座美丽的桥。在成为这座桥之前，我应该学习更多的知识。”

 

 

 

 

 

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